The Da Vinci Code Paradox | #209

Chris and Erik talk about Chris's new folding iPhone Duo and the haters who said it sucks, why nobody needs 2 terabytes, and Dane Cook's Netflix documentary about the half-brother who stole his money and hid it in spaghetti sauce jars. They also cover whether five years is enough for stealing $12 million, why nobody on the Epstein files has been arrested, Russell Brand, Lisa Ann going after Matt Rife and his reply, clout chasing, Dax Shepard's response to the internet twisting his wife's words, the Ethan Klein cheating scandal, why you shouldn't be a "wife guy" if you're not one, and whether anyone is really their authentic self. Then they get into a subscription tier list (YouTube Premium, Apple bundles, Tinder Gold and more), how AI is replacing half those apps, Erik's AI-clipped Call of Duty highlights, Tiger Woods and Eminem, Nick turning Erik into a sloth, using AI to get free flights with old airline miles, Chris and Erik training together, Erik's 9 AM alarm, a fan who saw Matt Rife and Erik, the big dong stand-up gimmick, Matt breaking arena records in Milwaukee and Indianapolis, and their upcoming tour dates.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik talk about The Da Vinci Code being the number one movie nobody knows if they've seen, Erik's hunt for a Korean monster movie he swore was called Hero, and how that extra 20 minutes of sleep wrecks your morning. They also cover Chris's jet lag from Europe, Halloween with the kids, Wolf learning to open doors, the toxic candy list, and sending the butler out to trick or treat. Then they get into whether comedy specials still matter, Mojo Brooks and Netflix, why the comedy business doesn't work like a deli, Sacha Baron Cohen's new Ali G movie, the Black Snape comments, Noreaga confronting a content creator, Nick's AI supercut of Chris being tired, Behemoth, Crystal Lake, and Carrie.00:00 The Number One Movie You Don't Know If You've Seen01:05 Chris's Jet Lag04:19 The Da Vinci Code Paradox06:18 Erik's Korean Monster Movie10:46 The Extra 20 Minutes of Sleep12:44 Wolf Learns to Open Doors13:42 Halloween with the Kids17:59 The Phone Locked for 52 Years19:59 The Toxic Candy List20:51 Butlers Trick or Treating21:37 Fabletics23:18 Pluto TV23:48 Chris's Europe Tour24:57 Tom Segura and Time Away from Family28:10 Does Comedy Work in Stadiums?31:54 Baerskin33:11 Do Specials Still Matter?35:09 Mojo Brooks and Netflix38:39 YouTube vs. Netflix41:26 Comedy Is Not a Deli45:22 Sacha Baron Cohen's Ali G Movie49:39 The Black Snape Comments51:42 Noreaga vs. the Content Creator55:46 Nick's AI Supercut57:31 Behemoth57:50 Crystal Lake and Carrie01:06:36 Tour Dates01:07:13 Mike Tyson's One-Man ShowGet two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik talk about bots taking over the internet and what would happen to comedy if social media shut down for a year. They also cover the Snape casting in the new Harry Potter series, A24 movies, Christopher Nolan’s star-packed Odyssey, precious actors on set, and the movie moments that stick with you. Then they get into 50 Cent’s Bitcoin money, coffee obsessions, smart washers, the differences between first and second kids, an awkward run-in with Ray Romano, and Jay Leno sightings.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik get into toddlers renaming everything in the house, a Turkish word for the sadness that shows up inside happy moments, and why comics never really turn their emotions off. The guys debate a hot take that being a stay-at-home mom with help isn’t that hard (single working moms excluded), and the word “overstimulated” catches strays. Chris clears up the Turning Point mix-up and talks about comedians who only become your friend once you’re famous, the performative posting that follows a pile-on, and the internet’s “guilty until proven guilty” rule. Plus Tom Cruise running makeup with a stopwatch, the right way to cook an egg, whether Waymo wipes out rideshare jobs, a Gen Z stat from Playboy, and a Basic Instinct rewatch.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erik is back from the premiere of Behemoth!, Tony Gilroy’s new movie starring Pedro Pascal, and tells the story of a 20-year-old extra asking Pedro if he’s “been in stuff.” Chris and Erik also break down a TikTok dating coach whose advice includes carrying a dad joke book into Barnes & Noble, Erik explains how he ended up four books deep into an audiobook series about a house full of horny monsters, and Rick Glassman calls in mid-show. Plus: blocking haters vs. hiding them, the Flagrant fallout, how to become a bestselling author, Erik’s suit battle with Rachel, Harry Potter, Dan Brown, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik talk about SiriusXM turning the Raw Dog channel into Sebastian Maniscalco’s channel and why comics shouldn’t be blaming Sebastian for getting cut, a Russian barbershop haircut in New York, how New York and LA never fully bounced back from Covid, gas prices, Trump’s comments about Los Angeles and San Diego, why some politicians won’t do long-form podcasts, the viral cook-your-own-steak restaurant, whether everything is really more expensive, creepy bedtime prayers, kids in the bathtub, how having kids rewires your brain, intrusive thoughts, Jeremy Renner wishing he had his bow, a P Diddy moment at the Tropic Thunder wrap party, upcoming tour dates, and much more!Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik get into casino towns in Oklahoma, whether the casino is as guilty as the degenerate gambler, and why sex work is the one business where the customer is always wrong. They review Primetime, Resident Evil and Backrooms, rave about Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen, and pick apart Monster's take on Lizzie Borden. Plus political yard sign season, Elliot Page's latest magazine cover, how the country flipped its opinion on Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson's new show Brothers, a Harry Mack freestyle that will not end, the Guinness record for longest freestyle, AI scam calls, and an insurance company calling home about an Uber crash that never happened.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik open with Bitcoin regret and a time machine dilemma: kill Hitler, or buy 10,000 Bitcoin at a dollar? Erik recaps his weekend at Mohegan Sun, from a 75-minute massage that went wrong in the first few minutes (and what the protocol is for walking out of one) to a craps table full of old-school Italian guys straight out of Casino, passing the dice to Charlie. Chris explains "Bond," the secret eighth day of the week. The guys also get into The Handmaid's Tale and why some true stories, like Girl in the Basement, maybe shouldn't be made into movies.Then biohacker Ben Greenfield joins over Zoom to talk about his new documentary, Boundless: The Man Who Became Human. Ben talks about going from being his own guinea pig to finding balance with family and faith, what he'd tell his younger self, how his approach compares to Brian Johnson's, how a regular person should start a longevity protocol, and where he draws the line in the longevity space.Watch Boundless: The Man Who Became Human (streaming on Apple TV and Amazon): https://boundlessdoc.com/Follow Ben Greenfield on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bengreenfieldfitness/Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A commercial audition turns into a war with a parking lot QR code. The guys get into the Sydney Sweeney betting-app ad, why women's sports uniforms look the way they do, and whether posting thirst traps is fair game. A story about closing a show for a room full of recovering addicts, the full home espresso routine, a Malibu listing with a private Starbucks, mustard water, the correct way to fry an egg, and the ongoing cheese-on-omelets dispute. Also: a DNA analyst who tampered with hundreds of criminal cases, Monday Night Football airing a player's legal trouble live, Furious and The Testaments on Hulu, the 2026 Emmy winners, and a long argument about linguine vs. fettuccine Alfredo.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris and Erik get into the Lindsay Clancy mistrial and why people still push the husband theory when both sides agreed he wasn't a suspect, then a viral store-line "assault" video where the footage clears the guy and nobody cares. Matt Rife's Annabelle doll turns into a debate on belief: ghosts, God, and simulation theory. They watch the AI Denzel "slop" clip and argue about whether AI filmmaking is art, gatekeeping, or lazy, with Erik explaining why his John Thick video kept putting the cop inside the house. Erik reviews The Odyssey and the accent choices Nolan made, Chris can't tell Insidious from The Conjuring, and Erik breaks down End of Oak Street beat by beat, payphone and all. Erik updates on parenting Billy, and they close on AI animal videos, steroids, and GLP-1.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [email protected] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.