63: The Beginning

Our hectic saga concludes! Darcy, Eggerton and Blat need all the help they can get to reach the Nexus and defeat the Shattering once and for all.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa KingSpecial guests: Kristi Boulton and Maggie MakarDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent Warning: War, death, comedy gore – and the end of the world.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As war begins, the party seek a way to reach the ancient tree, and are baffled by cryptic messages from beyond.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa KingSpecial guests: Maggie Makar and Kristi BoultonDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent warning: war, bombs, death, apocalypse, existential crises, food safety violations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As they prepare to do battle with the forces of evil, Blat, Darcy and Eggerton must embark on a new quest to find reinforcements. But first: shopping!Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Marisa King and Michael HowieDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent Warning: Impending war, physical assault, tooth damage, innuendo, animal attacks and customer service nightmares.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The party meet more familiar faces – some who might actually be helpful and some who... yeah, no.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael HowieStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Explosions, comedy blood and gore, trauma, war, freakin' out, capitalism.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Blat, Darcy and Eggerton flee the forces of evil into a whirlwind of paradoxes and nightmares.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa KingStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Panic, hallucinations, falling from heights, murder, trauma, gory comedy deaths.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The clock is ticking, and the party's escape plan is going off the rails. But they're about to meet someone who seems to know all the answers.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter SiddallStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Dangerous elevators, mob violence and pooping. Yup.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy looks for answers, while Blat scrambles to keep the show going – and Eggerton is given a terrible task.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael HowieStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Electric shocks, overzealous security, panic, pain, explosions and questionable accents.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy is at sea, Blat is on top of the world – and Eggerton has a kitchen nightmare of a different kind.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa KingStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Electric shocks, tight spaces, panic, missing persons, institutional corruption, involuntary drug use, wheeling, dealing and reality television.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We'd like to introduce you to another of our very favourite roleplaying podcasts: Dumb Dumbs & Dragons!Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons.Alyn, Quinny, Butthole and a variety of special guest stars (including Lil’ Pim Pim the Orc Warlord, Not-Peter-Baeylish and Ranger the Ranger) battle monsters, start unions and adopt wolves with humour, heart, and great characterization in a TTRPG run by DM Tom McGee!Episode 1.01 – Drinking Contests & Stolen TeethWe meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!Content warning: Swears, sexual humour and yes, stealing teeth.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy's new allies come to the rescue – while Eggerton faces a monumental choice.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter SiddallStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Impending doom, angry animals, chaos, panic, more chaos, health code violations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.