S6 E06: Rob Lowe, Adam Ray And Me = Three Heartthrobs

My friends Sal Vulcano and Jay Larson come by the kitchen to talk about crowd work comedy, old man health, and quicksand p*rn – just to name a few.  I make squid ink pasta and scallops while we figure out exactly HOW the squid ink is obtained… and Jay and I bully Sal into sticking his finger into boiling hot pasta sauce.  Check out Jay’s special, Sounds Like Bruce - https://youtu.be/V_8KgbIHc4E?si=vHxp1lhfYCKCTdwm Follow Sal: https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano  Jay: https://www.instagram.com/jaylarsoncomedy  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING  NASCAR - Make sure you’re dialed into all the high-stakes action – The NASCAR Cup Series Championship at Phoenix Raceway. Sunday 3PM Eastern on NBC and Streaming on Peacock. Momentous - Go to https://livemomentous.com, and use promo code BURNING for up to 35% off your first subscription order. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Barstool’s very own John Feitelberg and Mikey Pavinelli swing by the kitchen to talk about their latest project–Les Mascots on YouTube. And between the acting, the directing, and the budget–it’s a homerun. Also a homerun? The NY Strip, French Fries, and Tableside Caesar I make ‘em. Follow John: https://www.instagram.com/feitelberg Mikey: https://www.instagram.com/mikeypavss Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Cornbread Hemp - Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING at checkout. DraftKings - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins PLUS 3 Months of NBA League Pass on us! The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. #dkpartner Every Plate - New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and use code BURNING199 to get started. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Terms: draftkings.com/sportsbook. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new DraftKings customer. Must register new DraftKings account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to get 1 promo code to redeem complimentary 3-month NBA League Pass subscription, and max. $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Bonus Bet expires in 7 days (168 hours) and stake removed from payout. Token expires 11/23/25. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. NBA League Pass: Subscription auto-renews monthly at then-current price (currently $16.99/mo); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, and eligibility requirements apply. Redeem League Pass by 12/19/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Addt’l terms: https://support.watch.nba.com/hc/en-us/articles/9165532876183-League-Pass-Terms-of-Use_. Offer ends 11/16/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s my favorite combination in the kitchen today–comedy and music. Radio legend Big Boy, Jeezy, and Eric Blake come by to eat oxtail and breakdown hip hop, hood movies, and my white boy energy. We also talk about Big Boy’s career, his weight loss and Jeezy’s residency in Vegas. Buy tickets to Big Boy’s Comedy Kings show at Yaamavá Theater on December 13th: https://www.axs.com/events/1165500/big-boys-comedy-kings-tickets Follow Big Boy: https://www.instagram.com/bigboy  Jeezy: https://www.instagram.com/jeezy  Eric Blake: https://www.instagram.com/ericblake21  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Goodles - Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip. It’s available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers DraftKings - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. NASCAR - Don’t miss out on 500 miles of all gas, no brakes action – The NASCAR Cup Series Playoffs continues at Talladega. Sunday, 2 PM Eastern on NBC and Streaming on Peacock.  SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Terms: draftkings.com/sportsbook. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 11/23/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 11/16/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Country star Chase Rice and former linebacker Brian Urlacher come by the kitchen to discuss playing football, having fans, and B&E. I stuff a Dutch oven FULL of food for a traditional Korean Army Stew and we create a business that’s bound to be a hit Follow Chase: https://www.instagram.com/chaserice  Brian: https://www.instagram.com/54urlacher  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Cornbread Hemp - Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING at checkout. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cedric the Entertainer and Anthony Anderson bring their own BBQ to the kitchen today – from their joint AC Barbecue. And since there’s no outdoing THAT, I’m cookin’ up the Instagram-worthy sizzling cheese smash burger. We talk about The Cabin, what words white guys can use, and how Gege Kreischer went ballistic when she met Cedric. And I do my best not to burn down the house. Follow Cedric - https://www.instagram.com/cedtheentertainer  Anthony - https://www.instagram.com/anthonyanderson  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: NASCAR - You’re not gonna want to miss this racing action – Sunday at the Charlotte ROVAL – 3PM Eastern on USA. DraftKings - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. Sign up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. #DKPartner EveryPlate - Try EveryPlate and get $1.99 per meal on your first box. Go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and use code BURNING199 to claim your offer. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).  21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in NH/OR/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Fees may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $200 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 10/19/25. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 10/12/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rob Lowe and Adam Ray swing by the kitchen and it’s as good as you’re hoping it is. Between the low country she-crab soup, the pork crackling, and the stories that Rob shares – it’s a dream come true. It doesn’t hurt that Adam pulls out some of his best impressions and Rob offers marital advice. Follow Rob: https://www.instagram.com/roblowe   Adam: https://www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Original Grain Watches - Go to https://OriginalGrain.com/Bert, use promo code BERT for $50 off.  Cornbread Hemp - Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING at checkout. Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING  Monarch Money - Use code BURNING at https://monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year. That’s 50% off your first year at https://monarchmoney.com with code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Neen Williams and Chef Phillip Frankland Lee swing by the kitchen to chat about their new podcast, Not a Damn Chance! And, as always with chefs, I like to cook to impress – so, a rockfish moilee curry over (not) cooked rice and some papadums is sure to wow them. We also talk about skateboarding, how to get a Michelin star, and of course – burgers. Follow Neen Williams: https://www.instagram.com/neenwilliams  Chef Phillip Frankland Lee: https://www.instagram.com/phillipfranklandlee  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/burning  SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chanel West Coast and her baby daddy, Dom Fenison stop by the kitchen for some conversation and cooking. But Dom’s not just a pretty face –he’s actually a cook with his own cookbook. So Bert’s whipping up some of his recipes, Picadillo (Picadomo) and guacamole, and getting the low down on Chanel’s music career, what it’s like to be a male model, and when they’re banging out a couple more kids. To view this recipe, see Dom’s cookbook: Dom’s Smokin’ Hot Recipes Follow Chanel: https://www.instagram.com/chanelwestcoast Dom: https://www.instagram.com/domfenison  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: DraftKings - New Customers Bet $5 Get $200 Instantly in Bonus Bets. Sign up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. Cornbread Hemp - Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING at checkout. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Social media stars Landon Bridges and Daddy Steve are comin’ by the kitchen and I’m blowin’ their minds with bone marrow and beef tenderloin. We talk about comedy, p*rn stars, and how to clean a cast iron pan. We also attempt a bone marrow shot, and I will say – DO NOT RECOMMEND. Follow Daddy Steve: https://www.instagram.com/daddysteve  Landon: https://www.instagram.com/imlandn  Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: DraftKings - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 Instantly in Bonus Bets and $200 OFF YouTube's NFL Sunday Ticket. Sign up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new DraftKings customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Get 1 promo code to redeem discounted NFL Sunday Ticket subscription and max. $300 issued as non- withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. NFL Sunday Ticket: YouTube TV base plan (not included in this offer) required to watch NFL Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV. Subscription autorenews yearly at then- current price (currently $378 for YouTube TV subscribers, or $480 for YouTube subscribers); cancel anytime. Terms, restrictions, embargoes and eligibility requirements apply. No refunds. Digital only games excluded. Commercial use excluded. Additional terms: https://tv.youtube.com/learn/nflsundayticket/draftkings/. Offer ends 9/7/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joel McHale and Grace Palmer come by the kitchen to chat about season 4 of their show, Animal Control. And, since Grace is vegetarian, I try my hand at Impossible Meat... news flash –the smell is aggressive. We also talk about the best way to drink Diet Coke, how much money I make and how awesome New Zealand is.  Follow Joel: https://www.instagram.com/joelmchale  Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracemmpalmer Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING  NASCAR - Don’t miss this crown jewel race – Sunday night at Darlington. The Cook Out Southern 500. 6 PM Eastern on USA. BetterHelp - Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/burning  SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices