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Alex Kirshner of renowned NFL podcast Split Zone Duo joins us to determine THE most fireable coach of this college football season. The answer may surprise you!Everyone decides how we could personally be compromised by nation-state interests, if anybody is interested in pursuing thatGreg Schiano may have just gotten the most devastating Dreaded Vote Of Confidence we've ever heardOhio State-Michigan game innovating in the Yikes sectorThe Philip Rivers - NC State thing: sure?Buck-Aikman booth yearning breakdownWeek 11 of the college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

Getting to the bottom of whatever this Star Wars thing isFired Coaches Draft bonus round commences, thanks to the magnanimity of Specter Of Professional Football Death Potentate JasonFixing Nebraska with steroidsLet [clap] Arch [clap] dust [clap]Week 10 of the college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Russell PowellPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

What exactly is Pat McAfee afraid of? Hell if we knowBig Ten fans maybe just skip this oneThe perks of being a werewolfWeek 9 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Michael WatkinsPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

Surber has a new toyWorld Series previewSpencer builds a case against the 24-team playoff, not that it'll matter!Dirt track racing genres, exploredTeams that are DoneWeek 8 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

Lads talk about a new concert film from The LadsMike Elko, please don't argue with a message boardJon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sinArch Manning is a perfectly normal college quarterbackWeek 7 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this weekSome ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worseCarrie Underwood feet discussion, but not in the way your search history might suggestPotential Nick Saban video game gravity wells, rankedSpencer sets a personal record and introduces a new sleep paralysis demonWhich teams we're already ready to leave on the curb with the rest of the trash (still love u, Cal)Surber lays it all at the foot of the cross and invents a new advanced statWhy doesn't the CW have a 3:30 game?Week 6 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-endPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to Podcasterino

A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearingThis is PJ Fleck's becoming fyiAuburn espionage (more than the usual amount of Auburn espionage)If you care that much about the Protect College Sports Act, holler at your elected reps about itSeptember Heisman candidates, reviewedWeek 5 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Patrick HowellWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically acclaimed novel and other workCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

It's "Which coaches are in fandoms" versus "Is Scott Satterfield a good coach" for the "Is Wario a libertarian" title beltVideo games have aged usKamario Taylor appreciation cornerBizarro Oklahoma, exploredWell we're back to promotion and relegation but society drove us hereNow Is The Hour When We Praise UMassWeek 4 college football schedule, previewedThere is in fact a fired coach draft happening in this episode. We have always loved getting that out of the way in the second hour of the Week 4 midweek showThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write a year-round newsletter over at Channel 6Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically anddother worklbum out now!)Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx

ICYMI: Moon flatICYMI: Money = Feel Better ButtonBoosters should be fireableRaking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an attempt to get to what we really want to be doing: hollering at teams playing weird non-con games on the other side of the country to come on homeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Chris WatkinsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, year-round newsletter Channel 6, a Phantom Island that is mostly about college football, until it’s not?Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically anddother worklbum out now!)Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!), and listen to his musings about cycling, music, and other amazing party tricks on PodcasterinoPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx