SD 476 - Horizontal Integration

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our Bucket Lists, Jacques apocalypse plans, and the discourse surrounding the snowball fights in NYC. Plus I attempt to apply for Cajun citizenship, Jacques plans to become famous in China without realizing it, and then we quiz each other on geography. See you next week divas, have a beautiful Seeking Sunday!

*VIDEO ON PATREON* Ben here. Angel and Jesus join me today to give Queer Eye the send-off it deserves. We review the Fab Five individually, discussing their defects—killing their cats, smoking tina, having catastrophic taste—and their assets, being sexy (Antoni, Karamo, Tan), being so annoying it almost loops back around to charming, and again, smoking tina. Then we recap Episode 3 of Season 10, which may feature the most resistant “hero” the show has ever found: an extremely traumatized single mother of two who appears to hate the experience almost as much as we did. Can the Queer Eyes fix her? Do they even want to? Why does Karamo take her to a creek to confront her about her attitude? And does she want to have sex with Jeremiah? We investigate. Plus, Angel and Jesus attempt to fix my attitude and personal style, and Angel explains why Antoni is secretly straight.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I are joined by our dear Mr. Max to discuss the Gay Tech Mafia allegedly operating in Silicon Valley. Then Max's co-host on the Drain, Dave Kempa, joins us for a preview of their show about California politics. Intro & Outro–Yerba Brava, Como Te Voy A Olvidar

[sorry for the noisiness on Magda’s mic it’s only at the beginning 😅] Hesse and Jacques are joined by Magda for a brainrotting episode of the highest order! The gworls discuss poultry science, Australian theater masturbators, and of course the timeless works of Ed Banger Records!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques takes Hesse and I to the freaking newsroom for a full hour of headlines he's gathered! We talk about a study that says weed literally makes old people's brains big, Venetian jellyfish with vanishing anuses, and deliver a vicious takedown of everyone's favorite country singer.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Charles Austin join Hesse, Jacques, and I to discuss Jacques killing people with his t-shirts, the recent Epstein dump, and Kanye's recent apology. But more importantly Hesse and Charles preview their new podcast Trouble In River City by walking Jacques and I through various scams they're covering. Subscribe Trouble In River City, a show about scams, flim flam, grifts, and graft with Dan Boeckner, Riley Quinn, Hesse Deni, and Charles Austin on Patreon! And watch the most recent Interior Motives with Honey Pluton and Marley Gotterer! And as always book Jacques by emailing [email protected]

VIDEO & AUDIO ON PATREON It’s S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I take a deep dive into the Straight Acting Brotherhood, a members-only club for men who are into men and... drop shipping. Before emailing the organization’s spokesperson in a truly desperate attempt to join, we try to figure out what this group actually offers and why certain gay men are drawn to it in the first place. Is it the promise of business expertise and elite networking opportunities? Or is it the allure of high-effort hustlepreneur drag? Also I show Hesse and Jacques my new treadmill and sauna and Jacques tell us why you will get blocked if you DM him about his hair. Intro & Outro– Slayrizz, Imagine If

Today on Movie Jacqueset, Hesse, Jacques and Masha discuss the classic film Freejack, one of the thousand low-budget sci-fi action movies from the early 90’s that’s amazing and very bad. They discuss Mick Jagger’s incredible accent work, the philosophical implications of The Eagle Speech, and the beautiful Jack-centric climax!

It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I talk about our favorite people, the Fab Five. We discuss whether Karamo’s no-show on CBS Mornings was a surprise attack against his co-stars, or if he was actually, as he said, afraid of being bullied. We then ask bigger questions like: Is fighting with your friends a dying art? Why are gay men so mean to each other? Did JVN really kill his cat? Stay warm Seekers! We'll be back next week with more. Mwah!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I hold a meeting to address what day and time it is. We (Jacques) still don't know. Plus, Hesse shows us a very strange video about milk and Jacques tells us a horrifying story about a popsicle.