Reason 3: Mars is a sh*thole

Chris explains what to expect when the Sun will die and take Earth with it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wanna know how it will end? Not to worry, the Universe has it all sorted for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While Einstein's grasp on the intricacies of space and time remains a beacon for the pursuit of knowledge, a morbid turn of events led to the unauthorized extraction of the greatest mind in human history during an autopsy and is now confined to a jar in Philadelphia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ocean is a cruel mistress put there by a universe that hates us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Wade talks about just how dangerous childbirth actually is, and how despite all of the Universe's best effort, we keep on reproducing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You think you're so smart huh? Well in this episode Byrne takes us through all the ways brainless blobs outsmart us/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode Chris discusses the implications of an infinite universe actually means, as Byrne and Wade take it to some seriously weird places.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode the guys discuss Lead and how regardless of our best mitigation methods there really not a lot we can do about this heavy metal gifted to us by the Universe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There isn't much these days that a robot can't do better than a human. From writing a last minute essay to sexual satisfaction, machines (more specifically AI) are creating a new world where humans may very well have a backseat role.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mars is often portrayed as humanity's only hope. However, this couldn't be further from the truth. From technological obstacles, to extreme amounts of radiation once we do get there, Mars' inability to host life is yet another reason to hate the Universe. Buy the book 42 Reasons To Hate The Universe (And One Reason Not To) Become a Patron and receive exclusive content  Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.