Ep. 91: All That Temptation Ship!

From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when "dance flirting" with men on the dance floor?We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn-corn maze we had to escape.We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.Don't book Desire without asking me for a rate first!#PENISJUDGE #DISTANCEVSVOLUME #OATMEALCOOKIES #PORNCORNMAZECheck our sponsors Holiday Deals!Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) GO CORDLESS AND UNDERWATER WITH THIS ORIGINAL® MAGIC WAND! THE PERFECT STOCKING STUFFERShivers.store (20% promo code: HOHO77) THROUGH THE YEAR END, SAVE DOUBLE! HEMP-DERIVED THC GUMMIES; MAGIC MUSHROOMSBikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) Limited Edition December 5th! And...NEON PINEAPPLE'S LAST HORAH!Patreon Help us #keepitup; WIN A "ROOM 77 VERSION OF HOHO BAG" FROM SHIVERS BY JOINING AS AN ANNUAL $15 MEMBER! INCLUDES 4 FULL SIZED BOTTLESBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done! Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record time. Hear how his new toy feels - not looks!When giving farewells after playing with another couple, is a fist bump acceptable?We interview guests at SIN about admiration, who they want to f@#k at the party, and why they love us.Richard uses his creepy Urologist Degree to get sex, while, once again, proving his degree is super fake. Richard decides he was the one in our foursome that no one wanted to play with (just like in elementary school.) Was he the ‘one’ in the ‘Take one for the Team’?We ventured into the playroom on the last night. We tried to stay in sexy mode, but couldn't.#bestguestsever #tinysombreros #AutoblowAI Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) Check out AUTOBLOW AI ULTRA (like Richard!)Shivers.store (10% promo code: R77) THC GUMMIES; LEGAL MUSHROOMSBikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) LIMITED EDITION COMING BLACK FRIDAY!!Patreon Help us #keepitupSave Money on your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case.We head to the Bay of Pigs beach after 20 years of waiting. Lauren wants to go check out a sex circle, and enjoys a threesome on the gay side of the sand. A woman sets her sights on Richard at a club. He uses a “bad doggie’ tactic to escape her gaze.We try to take in all of the things Cap has to offer while being overwhelmed with everything, everywhere, all at once! The beautiful vibe leaves us wanting to come back.Lauren takes the new Melt 2 from TabuToys for a test drive LIVE. Bets for how many seconds it takes to orgasm can be gambled on Patreon.Don't book Desire without asking me for a rate first! Join us in Feb for one of our most original events yet! FLIRT 2026#BUYADRONE #MELT2 #CAPDAGDE #FRANCECheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) Check out new MELT 2; Waterproof and it turns off automatically when it's not touching you! No more vibrating bed items disturbing your play sessions!Shivers.store (20% promo code: SIN25) THC GUMMIES; LEGAL MUSHROOMS October special sale!BikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) NEON PINEAPPLE always a classic!Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!Patreon Help us #keepitup

We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend Friction hotel party and have a life changing experience on the 6th floor. We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse of our sexy foursome. He’ll never look at the handicapped the same. We talk about the different types of lifestyle parties, using sexy Venn diagrams to help you manage expectations. Richard avoids being raped by a sex-starved Venom ™ vixen. He has PTSD from not being violated. Join us at FLIRT 2026 in Isla Mujeres, Cancun, Mexico - February 11-16, 2026! Don't book Desire without asking me for a rate first! Check our sponsors:Shivers.store (10% promo code: R77) Mushroom GUMMIES are here! Stay awake with Cordyceps, maca, L-arginine, and Horny Goat Weed to keep the party going!BikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) Skip plastic surgery and try Bikini Addiction instead!Patreon Help us #keepitupSAVE ON Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* book with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ROOM77LIFE.COM ROOM77EVENTS.COM

Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard's adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren's snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE -Richard gets emotional and almost quits the LS. The lifestyle can feel ruthless. Vulnerable situations get worse when you sprinkle in emotions. Friends will F other Friends but that doesn’t mean they're Fing you in the process!As professional HO’s, we see the difference between situations of friends who can schedule versus seizing the opportunity with a new connection.#diabetestype4 #christenedincumDon't book Desire without asking me for a rate first! Come to Richard's newest meet n greet idea at our October SIN Event.FLIRT - February 2026 is now open for pre-sale!Check our sponsors:Shivers.store (20% promo code: SHROOMS77) MUSHROOM (psilocin) GUMMIES ARE HEREBikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) REFRESH YOUR COLORSPatreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini! ROOM77LIFE.COM ROOM77EVENTS.COM

We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy.Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment.A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity.Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites.We play with a couple and will forever be our ‘mental porno couple’!#LABCOAT #THEYWEREHIRED. #FARDARKCORNERCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) - Get through customs with a bag of dicksShivers.store (10% promo code: R77) Mushroom GUMMIES Launching!BikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) LAVA’S LAST HORAH!Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them.How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi?Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system.Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room makeover. Then Lauren is stunned by her sexy vibe.Siding with friend in the lifestyle, we crack the code.Don’t book Desire without asking me for a rate first! Come to Richard’s newest meet n greet idea at our October SIN Event. Stay at our Overflow hotel!#WINACUP #EIFFELTOWER #DESIREROOMMAKEOVER #AUTOBLOWCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) BLOW YOUR MIND AND YOUR COCK WITH THE AUTOBLOW-AI MACHINEShivers.store (10% promo code: R77) THC GUMMIESBikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) LAVA’S LAST HORAH!Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we've grown, what we've accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7 years.Richard has an announcement that everyone will be going through a second puberty. This one, just as awkward and with all new hair issues. Yay! #growershowerhoperCan you convince an outsider to change their perception of the lifestyle? Are we supposed to? We are not or activists Simply lifestyle people who need a group chat and a foam party -not equal rights!We suck at OnlyFans mostly because its something that requires a schedule and full commitment. Who knew head gear and fancy lighting were required to capture a hot foursome? Every career has a Monday morning!Lauren has expanded her sex intellect learning new terms, new positions, and becoming better at dirty talk through the years. Richard feels lazier at sex now than 7 years ago. We learn that TriMix is a game changer!In almost 100 episodes, we got one thing right: an episode where we gave advice to "be the host of your own party" and that advice is something we still use on vacations.Hello my name is Lauren and I'm a swinger. We celebrate 7 years clean. How do you stay completely safe? We give you the fool proof answer.Our biggest accomplishment might be our successful DP. It only took us almost 7 years! We have Shivers and TabuToys to thank for it. It only takes a podcast and sponsors for us to learn stuff. #realtalkCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE NEW PUMP - IT'S A SPA FOR YOUR PENISShivers.store (promo code: R77) and save 10% NEW Product Launch!BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77) Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard's birthday at Temptation Cruises.We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations.Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win.On the second to last night, we meet the perfect couple. Losing your voice and taking gummies can land you quickly in a standing, kissing, dancing, foursome.Listen to some behind the scenes mayhem at FLIRT 2025 we had, while all the people were busy having a blast. Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE PLAYROOM SWING - EVERYONE'S FAVShivers.store (promo code: R77) and save 10%BikiniAddictioncustoms.com (promo code: ROOM77) Create your own Limited Edition! Website password: BEACHPatreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblockBad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife.Segment Two – Stalker VibesAfter stalking a couple at Temptation, we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restraining order, but we did learn a valuable lesson.Segment Three – The Event: Clone A WillyOur FLIRT event was amazing! One of the highlights? The Clone-A-Willy demo during happy hour. It made Lauren hoarse and Richard happily slap a horse-sized “willy clone” on his face. Thanks to Tabutoys.com, the happy hour pool was filled with dick. Meanwhile, the other dick—Richard— interviews guests, uncovering a couple into necrophilia and another who had some, uh… farm-related experiences. Listen now before the FCC bans us!Segment Four – Temptation Cruise TeaseWe recorded a short segment aboard the Temptation Cruise—hear our initial thoughts before the full debrief in the next episode. We’ll be on the next cruise in November—book through me! The last couple who did just left our cabin (wink). Can’t wait? Join Patreon  and reach out!Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com and Clone-A-Willy  Save 15% with code: ROOM77 until they are gone!Shivers.store Save 10% (promo code: R77)BikiniAddiction.com Save 10% (promo code: ROOM77)Patreon - Become a Member! Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!