“Blessed Are the Hoops, For They Shall Inherit Mid‑Table”

Paul Finney, George Sharp and Jamie Perry gather to pick through the Joy  of the Portsmouth hammering, survive another international week with Jimmy Dunne saving it , and start praying — loudly — for six points over Easter. Along the way, Jesus pops in the chat  now and again (he’s a busy man this time of year), Italian references fly around as  a Norn Irish World Cup dream in ruins  , and QPR’s away days trains discussed like it’s a biblical plague on the lines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this special edition of Open All Rs, QPR's Director of Sporting Operations Ben Williams joins Paul Finney, Saffa Michail and Jaz Sandalli to answer our questions about his role, the state of the pitch, player availability and injury rate - and where we could do better.Thanks to Ben for his time and his openness - we definitely didn't expect it to go on for an hour!We'll be back next week for our usual fare of game recaps, score predictions and Rs ends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew Scherer hosts this week, with Steve Bernard, James Evans, and a Paul Finney cameo all on hand to make sense of a 1-0 loss in Birmingham, our 4th defeat on the spin without scoring. Is Stéphan starting to lose his patience? Are the players? And given this season is increasingly looking a lot like last season, are we forever destined to finish 16th in the Championship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul Finney, Jamie Perry and Niall Rodgers pick the bones out of another home defeat — this time a 4–0 thumping and with a trip to Birmingham looming. What could possibly go wrong as the lads try to make sense of the mess, the mood, and the madness that is following QPR right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In honour of International Women’s Day, Jaz is joined by Erin Thompson and Vappu Koskela for an all woman panel, and a special guest interview towards the end of the show!   They share QPR origin stories, dissect QPR 0-2 Sheffield United, ask if Kone is officially more bandage than man now, and make their predictions for the Boro game on Sunday.   As you may be aware, QPR’s own Fern Orchard is currently crowdfunding for ACL treatment after a horror injury picked up at the Fulham game – if you would like to help out please check out her GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fern-orchard-acl-surgery-and-rehab Speedy recovery Fern, and a massive shout out to the QPR Women for their fixtures at Dulwich Hamlet this Sunday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul Finney, Dunstan Bentley, Saffa Michael and Dean Upcraft pick the bones out of our wild lurch from a fabulous win at Hull to the stinker at Southampton. They talk injuries, the goalkeeper and defence, the manager, the CEO, and everything in between. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's everyone's favourite time of the year again, QPR accounts publication day! Paul Finney is joined by Niall Rogers and Andrew Scherer to digest the club's finances from the 24/25 season and answer the big questions: What did we spend on players? How much FFP headroom have we got? How much did the owners spend in the club shop? *** Follow Niall and his excellent QPR finance updates on Twitter/X - @nrogers959 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Logan Parker and his dad join me Paul Finney for a chat about his special day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grab a drink and settle in, this is a long one... Finney, Saffa and Jaz discuss: 🚫 Charlton 0-0 QPR - an away point banked or a missed opportunity? 🫠 QPR 1-3 Blackburn - what went wrong? ☔ What are we doing about the pitch? 🤕 In the injury list starting to hurt? PLUS look out for a bonus pod with Logan and Andrew Parker on the Junior Hoops takeover! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Andrew Scherer is in the host's seat, joined by Dunstan Bentley from New York, Paul Finney back from New York, and Steve Bernard who's been busy substacking in London. They reflect on a nourishing win against league leaders Coventry and their affable manager, a fantastic New York meet-up for the Wrexham match with Charlie Austin (just don't mention the game), the January transfer activity, and look ahead to Friday night football fun at Charlton. *** Read more of Steve's thoughts on his new Loftus IQ Substack: https://qpranalytics.substack.com/ *** Listen to the QPR NYC interview with Charlie Austin here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0Bz0oQHAyzBNk86U2Otdod?si=ifi0w0mERwi5f_YAkSqHlQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices