218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss.  SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.