Abi Clarke Bought a BOYFRIEND PILLOW! (and got ghosted by it)

Hello Toasters we are BACK!There aren't many people who can go from touring the world with the Spice Girls to becoming the face of the Chelsea Flower Show in almost a matter of months, but then Nicki Chapman isn't like most people. And her shopping history is about to prove it.In this episode we dive into her online shopping history and discover someone who loves life, pop music, printing, pebbles and tiny fish. It's all here!Along the way we discuss:Why Nicki bought a special barbecue tray for her beloved Green EggThe fish tank built into her downstairs loo (yes, really she has FISH IN HER ACTUAL BOG)The monthly visit from her "Fish Man"Her favourite novel of all time is also a cityWhy she loves to print everything outThe lockdown cocktails that united her streetOh yeah there's also one or two references to working with the Spice Girls, David Bowie, Prince and KylieThe reality of Pop Idol and the music businessRecovering from brain tumour surgeryWhy gardening really can change your lifePurchases featuredGreen Egg barbecue cleaning trayTropical fish foodLondon by Edward RutherfurdPrinter ink. Loads of printer ink.Jet pressure washerPlum slate garden chippingsMOTH Negroni cocktailsToothpicks for InvisalignAs ever it's a guided tour around our guest who reveals all. The fun, the funny, the totally insane (did we mention the fish?) and the reason she's one of British television's most recognisable presenters.Next time - Toby Tarrant!

This week on My Mate Bought A Toaster, Tom rifles through the online shopping history of bestselling author and The Traitors star Harriet Tyce… and uncovers everything from cutting-edge MP3 players to Baby Mozart DVDs, dinner party cookbooks, rowing gloves, weighted blankets and even the book she accidentally bought… that she wrote herself.Along the way Harriet opens up about life as a criminal barrister, the crippling nerves she battled in court, the moment she realised she wanted to become a novelist, why Blood Orange changed everything, and what really happened behind the scenes on The Traitors.There are stories about illegal MP3 downloads, disastrous dinner parties, parenting fads we all fell for, lockdown puzzles, marathon misery, moonwalking in a Wonderbra, and why she still can’t quite believe her entire life has been preserved in Amazon order history since 2001. It's quite literally ALL HERE UNDER ONE PODCAST ROOF GUYS!As ever we root around and find laughs, truths and a spot of the surprisingly moving… and occasionally things do get quite forensic.Products we dig into include (roughly in order):2001 – Intel Pocket Concert MP3 Player2002 – Toshiba DVD Player2002 – The Matrix DVD2002 – The Lord of the Rings DVD2002 – Gladiator DVD2002 – Monsters, Inc. DVD2003 – Entertaining cookbook by Victoria Blashford-Snell2004 – Baby Beethoven / Baby Van Gogh / Baby Mozart DVDs2004 – Children’s vegetarian recipe books2004 – Finger food book for babies & toddlers2004 – Brain games for babies2004 – Black & Decker drill2007 – Nigel Slater’s The Kitchen Diaries / Express-style recipe books2007 – The Fussy Eaters’ Recipe Book2007 – Preserved (home preserving cookbook)2007 – Christopher Hitchens’ God Is Not Great2009 – The French Laundry Cookbook2014 – I Hate Literary Agents (guide to getting published)2019/2020 – Saving Missy by Beth Morrey2020 – Pink rowing gloves2020 – Thames Path walking guide2020 – 11kg weighted blanket2020 – Harriet’s own novel, Blood Orange2020 – Jigsaw puzzles (lockdown purchases)Recent years – Poetry collectionsGot a question or a story from your own online shopping history?📧 Email us: [email protected] us for clips and behind-the-scenes:🎥 YouTube: @mymateboughtatoaster📸 Instagram: @toasterpod🎵 TikTok: @toasterpod📘 Facebook: @toasterpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Toasters and welcome back!This week on the show we're finding some home truths about the comedian, actor, writer and Fast Show LEGEND Charlie Higson.What starts with a gardening book quickly leads to a crumbling 14th-century Italian ruin, a brief flirtation with writing anonymous pornography, an obsession with James Bond, and a passionate defence of properly synchronised TV sound which frankly needs to form the basis of a new political party. Along the way Charlie reveals:• How he accidentally became the Young James Bond author• Why Ian Fleming’s family made him remove a dog from Bond’s life• The truth about restoring a house in southern Italy• Why writing fight scenes is harder than writing sex scenes• His love of westerns, Bernard Cornwell and Michael Connelly• The Fast Show live tour, audience participation, and the strangest thing to happen at an Only Fools and Horses performance• Why every writer should spend more time in the bathThere’s also discussion of failed greenhouses, cowboy school projects, pub quizzes, ergonomic keyboards, zombie apocalypses and one particularly memorable book called Stacey’s Gang Bang Wedding.A genuinely fascinating conversation with one of Britain’s most successful comedy writers and bestselling authors.📧 Email the show : [email protected]📺 YouTube 🎵 TikTok  📸 Instagram 📘 FacebookSubscribe, follow, leave a review, and tell a friend who still knows all the words to “Suit You Sir”. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderfully eccentric purchase history of broadcaster, drummer and vintage enthusiast Owain Wyn Evans.Among the topics up for discussion:✨ The disco ball on a winch (possibly the greatest item ever featured on the podcast)🪩 Why second-hand shopping might be better than buying new📺 The strangest complaints TV presenters receive🐈 Giant Maine Coon cats🔧 Tiny purchases that solve enormous problems🚶‍♂️ Why some people need to be “aired out” after work🎭 The surprisingly serious artistic legacy of Mr Blobby📻 Noel Edmonds, live television genius, and controlled chaosPlus listener emails, pointless household objects, and an unexpectedly deep conversation about the psychology of Amazon purchases.  📧 We’d love to hear from you!What’s the smallest, cheapest thing you’ve ever bought that brought you the most joy? Or what’s the weirdest complaint you’ve ever heard?Email: [email protected]📱 Follow My Mate Bought A Toaster:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@toasterpodInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/toasterpod/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/toasterpodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@mymateboughtatoaster🎧 Listen to the main My Mate Bought A Toaster episode with Owain Wyn Evans wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode.Next week: Charlie Higson joins Tom to discuss Fast Show fame, Bond novels, and the day he discovered there was £1 million in his bank account… 👀 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're BACK!This week on the show, Tom is joined by broadcaster, drummer, weather presenter and all-round national treasure, Owain Wyn Evans.With no Amazon account to speak of, we're diving into Owain's eBay history instead - and WHAT a journey it turns out to be.From vintage stage lighting that once toured with rock royalty, to a £300 Britney Spears microphone purchased after a few drinks, Owain reveals the gloriously nerdy purchases that have followed him throughout his life.Along the way we discover how drumming helped him survive a difficult school life, the extraordinary story behind becoming "The Drumming Weatherman", raising millions for Children in Need with his Drumathon, and why a glitter ball on a winch is apparently an absolutely essential household item.There's also vintage furniture, weather presenter fashion tips, life in Wales, life on national radio, and a purchase so utterly ridiculous that it could only bring this episode to a close...An adult costume. A VERY adult costume.WHAT a guest he is - funny, warm and surprisingly revealing about all sorts. As ever we're heading into the things we buy and coming out with ALL SORTS.---🌐 Website 📺 YouTube 📸 Instagram 🎵 TikTok 📘 Facebook ---Got a question, a guest suggestion, a shopping confession, or something ridiculous you've bought online?Email Tom!📧 [email protected] Mate Bought A Toaster is the podcast where your favourite people relive their lives through their online shopping history. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Toasted, Tom and Beth dive back into the wonderful world of Abi Clarke's shopping history.Among the topics under the toaster grill this week:Why Beth read all three Fifty Shades of Grey books (and the very specific reason she kept turning the pages…)The increasingly disturbing idea of making cakes in the shape of peopleThe listener whose secret Fifty Shades collection was accidentally discovered by her daughterHidden rubber ducks, party games and why every gathering should involve a ridiculous challengeThe brilliance of Ransom Notes and the world’s easiest literary party gameThe great gilet vs gilet pronunciation debate that's possibly not even a debateEurovision super-fans and their elaborate voting conspiraciesAnd finally… the delicate question of How To Poo On A Date  Products Mentioned This Week50 Shades of GreyRubber Ducks!Cake Moulds in the Shape of Human Hearts & BrainsHow To Poo On A DateRansom Notes Party GameAnthony Horowitz – A Deadly EpisodeGot a story, confession, disaster, pronunciation argument or terrible cake creation of your own?📧 Email Tom: [email protected]⭐ Also please do rate, review and follow the podcast wherever you’re listening.Coming up next week: broadcaster, drummer and all-round delight Owain Wyn Evans joins Tom for a brilliant trip through his online shopping history. Patreon supporters will get early access very soon, so make sure you’re subscribed.🎧 Listen to the full My Mate Bought a Toaster archive and get bonus content on Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toasters we are BACK with another romp through someone's online shopping history. It's really the only way to tell a life story, you know. 🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨This week on My Mate Bought a Toaster, we dive deep into the Amazon purchase history of comedian and internet superstar Abi Clarke… and discover baking obsessions, hidden erotica, catastrophic boyfriend pillows and a deeply competitive attitude towards board games. Like DEEPLY competitive. Which we LOVE.Among the discoveries:🎂 Abi once made a fondant CAKE version of her sociology teacher📚 She panic-bought the entire Fifty Shades trilogy… then hid it from her parents in shame🛏️ A “boyfriend pillow” purchase that ended in emotional devastation🎭 Multiple balaclavas bought for sketch characters… all played by Abi herself🐈 Why her cat is potentially a bigger star than she isPLUS: dating anxiety, disastrous ACL injuries from wrestling comedians, wedding cake pressure, cat litter adverts, and one of the greatest New Year’s Eve party ideas we’ve ever heard.⏱️ BEST BITS:00:04:00 — Abi’s teenage baking obsession00:05:40 — The cake version of her teacher00:12:00 — The full Fifty Shades confession00:16:20 — The tragic boyfriend pillow story00:18:00 — Abi’s all-time favourite board game00:22:00 — The multiple balaclava mystery00:25:00 — The cat that earns more than actors00:29:00 — ACL recovery horror stories🎵 TikTok  📸Instagram  ▶️YouTube 📘 Facebook❤️ Follow Abi Clarke on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/abiclarkecomedyAnd keep an eye out for the next episode with broadcaster and drumming meteorologist Owain Wyn Evans — coming soon, with early access landing first on Patreon…Toast xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi ToastersWelcome back to the fallout of the Nicky Byrne episode, where we have a ramble through the items topics and vibes which our guest brought to the table. On the show today Tom and Beth discuss:BINSPAINTandANIA MAGLIANO'S DADGet in touch with the show - [email protected] you next week for Abi Clarke!Toast xTikTok  Instagram  YouTube New Episodes every Thursday  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information

TOASTERS ASSEMBLE!Hello and welcome back to series eleven would you believe🎙️ This week we kick off with a pop star's shopping history. That's right, it's the glorious Nicky Byrne from off of Westlife and Eurovision and just generally being an ace human being. We discover the TRUTH about the famous Westlife stools… and that's just the start. We go from velvet rehearsal stools and Eurovision nerves to secret Westlife reunions and the big choices you have to make when you're sorting your bins out. A deep dive into a superstar's shopping history with some glorious side chat about one of the biggest boybands of all time.Nicky talks about:• How Westlife really got their name• The moment the boys secretly reunited after years apart• Why the “standing up from stools” thing accidentally became iconic• Representing Ireland at Eurovision• The pressure of fame, touring, and life in a boy band• Why he painted his front wall before the Westlife reunion meetingDon't forget to give us a follow on your nearest social media platform. We need your love out there on those terrible places. We're on all the usuals.See you soon for a Toasted episode, and the brilliant Abi Clarke who is along next time.TOAST OUT xxTikTok  Instagram  YouTube  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OMG Toasters it's been a minute. How ARE you? Good news - we're back soon with a brand new set of fabulous guests ready for us to take a deep dive into their online purchase stories. This series we've got, amongst others:NICKY CHAPMAN!NICKI BYRNE!AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE NOT CALLED NICKY!It's all starting on May 14th with the fantastic Nicky Byrne. And if you're feeling fancy you can always jump on our Patreon this second and subscribe for as little as £3 for some early access to that episode. Let's get snooping!Team Toast xxTikTok  Instagram  YouTube Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.