Nigel Is Not for Me

This is merely au revoir. We'll be back. In the meantime, please keep an eye out for our live shows; the next one is on 3 December at Brasserie Zédel in London. Thank you for coming along on our podcast journey; we've absolutely loved chatting sh**e with you. And so proud to have been voted Evening Standard's Top 50 Podcasts. Big Shirley Love. Ciao for now, Motherfunkers. Please consider donating to my friend Samah and her children in Gaza:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaPlease consider donating to my friend Salam in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a long, sweaty summer, the Shirleys are back. So are Megham and Harry. Lots to discuss, including missed flights, sparring with the mother-in-law and weeping at the school gates.Please consider donating to my friend Samah and her children in Gaza:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaPlease consider donating to my friend Salam in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shirleys celebrate their birthdays—same day, three years apart. They discuss Jimmy Choos going missing on Vinted, being buried in bog roll, and a day in Tesco with former goalkeeper, David Seaman.Please consider donating to my friend Samah and her children in Gaza:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaPlease consider donating to my friend Salam in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bad Bunny, BIAB, and being Busy.Please note that the Shorter Shirley, unsurprisingly, gets the name of the nail-strengthening treatment, BIAB, incorrect. It is not BIAM, it is BIAB (Builder in a Bottle). You are welcome.Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaPlease donate to Samah and her children:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new hairstyle, a hectic lifestyle and an evening with Mr. Harry Styles.Please consider donating to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaPlease donate to Samah and her children:https://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Woking to Windsor, with a bum wipe in between. Donate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Solo parenting, sober raves, and bum gelDonate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Breast reductions, Asda, and Nigel Farage.Donate to Salam's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaDonate to Samah and her childrenhttps://chuffed.org/project/181113-please-help-my-friends-samah-ibrahim-and-lanaEmail your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleysHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode may literally pinch a nerve as the Shirleys discuss mysterious ailments, the horrors of changing careers, and whether it's okay to use lube as hair gel or worse... to call your sister "sexy".Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Shanae Mulenga @shanaemulengaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Shirleys dissect the dystopian nature of robotic mums and AI essays, leggings make a triumphant comeback and the ladies rank some royal scandals. Link to aid Salam and Mohammed's family in Gaza:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-salam-mohammeds-children-survive-and-evacuate-gazaEmail your questions to [email protected]!Edited by Kez Sol Owens @kezsolmediaFollow us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.