Chapter Seven: Temet Nosce

Marvel’s Wastelanders: Doom, starring Dylan Baker as Doctor Doom, available today on the SiriusXM app, Marvel Unlimited Podcasts on Apple Podcast, and everywhere you get your favorite podcasts. Directed by Jade King Carroll. Original sound design and music by Mark Henry Phillips. Story by Mark Waid. Written by Mark Waid and James Tae Kim. Learn more at marvel.com/wastelanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thirty years ago, Super Villains won. After killing the Avengers, the X-Men, and nearly every other Super Hero, the Red Skull assumed the office of President of the United States. Since that day, a traumatized Wolverine (Robert Patrick) has wandered in a daze of survivor’s guilt and self-loathing over his failure to protect his fellow X-Men and their mutant students. Wolverine encounters Sofia, a young mutant in-hiding and vows to transport her into the safe hands of estranged former X-Men Kitty Pryde and Rachel Summers. When the Red Skull and his top lieutenant Crossbones frame Wolverine and escalate anti-mutant sentiment to dangerous new levels, our hero realizes that his only option may be to face Red Skull and his savage allies head on. But a shocking, terrible truth may destroy Wolverine first... Marvel's Wastelanders: Wolverine is the fourth installment in the “Marvel's Wastelanders” audio epic. Starring Robert Patrick as Wolverine. Written and Directed by Jenny Turner Hall, with sound design by Michael Odmark and Daniel Brunell, and original music by Rhett Miller and John Burdick. Learn more at marvel.com/wastelanders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Squirrel Girl has taken down Thanos and Doctor Doom – but now she faces something far more terrifying… living authentically. Empire State University college student, Doreen Green, has recently been outed as a Super Hero – The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl! Hoping to unify her personas in the public eye, Squirrel Girl has created a new student radio show on ESU’s own college station. With the help of her best girl-friend, Nancy Whitehead as producer, and her best squirrel-friend, Tippy-Toe in the booth; Doreen is ready to help people more people than ever with her greatest Super Hero advice.  And when the going get rough, she can always lean on her heroic friends: Iron Man, Spider-Man, Chipmunk Hunk, Koi Boi and Brain Drain. However, with a call-in show comes caller anonymity and not all the folks on the line want help – some want to crime – and crime hard! When a suspicious caller, wreaks havoc on New York City, Squirrel Girl and her friends will have to put their heroics to the test and prove that once and for all Doreen Green is the UNBEATABLE Squirrel Girl. It’s time to kick butts, and eat nuts!  MARVEL’S SQUIRREL GIRL: THE UNBEATABLE RADIO SHOW! Milana Vayntrub as Squirrel Girl and featuring performances by Crystal Lucas Perry (Nancy Whitehead), Leo Sheng (Koi Boi), Davied Morales (Chipmunk Hunk), Erica Schroeder (Tippy T. Squirrel), Tina Benko (Rachel Oskar), and Peter Hermann (Brain Drain). Directed by Giovanna Sardelli. Original music by Justin Huertas and Steven Tran. Written by Ryan North. Learn more at https://marvel.com/SquirrelGirlPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordan and Victor take charge of The Onar’s power supply before all of its residents become tools of destruction. Meanwhile, Judy has a proposition for Lisa, and Helen says a difficult goodbye. MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), David Cale (J.A.R.V.I.S.), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Matthew J. Harris (S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Nathan James (Bookshop Clerk), Daniel Jenkins (Strange Male Voice), Brittney Johnson (Junior Analyst), Justin Kirk (Hank), Joel Perez (Victor), and Babak Tafti (Ralph). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Helen, Judy and Lisa team up to stop Samantha’s plans from moving forward, and Lisa enlists a surprising candidate to help their cause. MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Michael Boxleitner (Marco Marmarato), Megan Byrne (Lonnette), David Cale (J.A.R.V.I.S.), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Matthew J. Harris (S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Daniel Jenkins (Strange Male Voice), and Justin Kirk (Hank). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After revealing her true identity to Lisa, Helen opens up about her past. Alone in the Decadomes, Samantha calls in her own reinforcements. Judy and Helen talk face to face. MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Michael Boxleitner (Marco Marmarato), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Matthew J. Harris (S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent #2), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Justin Kirk (Hank), Rob Leo Roy (Grouchy Barkeep), Babak Tafti (Ralph), and Shannon Tyo (Observation Assistant). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As Onar residents rush to take shelter from an oncoming storm, it becomes more and more unclear whose side Lisa is really on.  MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Jerome Preston Bates (Moe), Megan Byrne (Lonnette), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Will Janowitz (Crispin Burge), Justin Kirk (Hank), Alan Muraoka (Dr. Brian Mizuno), Joel Perez (Victor), Rob Leo Roy (Sandman Emcee). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordan, now with increased power from Judy Kratz, becomes even more entwined in Lisa and Helen’s affairs. Meanwhile, Lisa and Helen make a new plan to come clean to Stanley, and leave him heartbroken. MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Megan Byrn (Lonette), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Morgan Fairchild (Tappy Burge), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Will Janowitz (Crispin Burge), Daniel Jenkins (Bob Elsasser), Brittney Johnson (Florist), Justin Kirk (Hank), Kara Lindsay (Pleasant Receptionist), Alan Muraoka (Dr. Brian Mizuno), Joel Perez (Victor), Babak Tafti (Ralph), and Shannon Tyo (Observation Assistant). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now under house arrest, Helen gives Lisa her first mission: assume a false identity and seduce Stanley. Growing even more suspicious of Lisa’s motives, Jordan circumvents Hank and reports his findings to Judy Kratz. MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Michael Boxleitner (Marco Marmarato), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Nathan James (App Voice), Daniel Jenkins (Bob Elsasser), Justin Kirk (Hank), Joel Perez (Victor), Rob Leo Roy (Grouchy Barkeep), and Shannon Tyo (Observation Assistant). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stanley and Helen go to Heirloom, the Decadomes nightclub, where they meet Crispin Burge and his fun, jet-setting fiancée Samantha Sugarman. But their night out is cut short when Panopticog officers raid the club looking for Helen.  MARVEL’S WASTELANDERS: BLACK WIDOW starring Susan Sarandon as Black Widow, and featuring performances by Eva Amurri (Samantha Sugarman), Jerome Preston Bates (Moe), Nate Corddry (Jordan), Amber Gray (Judy), Melissa Gilbert (K.I.M.), Chasten Harmon (Lisa), Michael Imperioli (Stanley), Nathan James (App Voice), Will Janowitz (Crispin Burge), Brittney Johnson (Hostess), Justin Kirk (Hank), Alan Muraoka (Dr. Brian Mizuno), Joel Perez (Victor), and Babak Tafti (Ralph). Directed by Timothy Busfield. Original sound design and music by Daniel Brunelle. Written by Alex Delyle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices