S01E06 - You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You Can't Make it Dark

The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus. [Content Warning: Vampire Physiology, Tinsel Resale, Alien Antfarm] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve. [Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet Kids] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie. [Content Warning: Mia, Mike, Earl] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in. [Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior. [Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids "The Talk" ... certainly nothing could go wrong there. [Content Warning: Derivative Jazz Hands, Budding Bromances, Tremblo] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision. [Content Warning: Misused Swears, Risky Letters, Squares] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers. [Content Warning: Chocolate Tantrums, Anatomically Incorrect Vampire Sex, Greff Smushlin] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys.  [Content Warning: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shawn guides Jessica, Paul and Abdul through the process of creating the characters of Clover, Franklin and Fenton. [Content Warning: Clover Ivy Fern, Franklin Stein, Fenton Beasley] Want more Spout Lore and Mall Brats in your Life? Check out our main show 🧙Spout Lore 🧙: https://link.chtbl.com/SpoutLore?sid=podcast.mallbrats Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices