3.01 Two Crones with Microphones

In this week’s episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William’s character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week’s sexiest scene. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the finer points of swamp-ass as it pertains to the weather patterns on the eastern seaboard of the United States. Beth shares a cool anecdote and swoons over William, and to no one’s surprise, Pan is salty.. The fic recs this week are Prodigal Son by JeSuisPrest -and- Even in Silence by Holly_Mack  Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode, “Lord Ellesmerelander,” Pan and Beth cover 704, “A Most Uncomfortable Woman.” This is the (Outlander) episode Beth has been waiting for. And if you’re like Pan and you’re already confused by the wobbly timeline, this is the (Lord Johnlander) episode you’ve been waiting for too. Here’s that EPA article about different kinds of wetlands in the US. And here’s the wiki page for the Great Dismal Swamp. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It’s a lousy bingo week, and we’re mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Pan and Beth cover 702, “The Happiest Place on Earth.” Beth rethinks her position on last week’s opening scene in light of this one; Pan really wants you to write Jamie/John omegaverse fic; and we discuss the latest trends in aluminum headwear. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7! In this week’s episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn’t even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can’t tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horror. Play bingo with us! The fic rec this week is “The Art of of Not Grieving Alone” by iihappydaysii & MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

In this week’s episode, “And They Were Roommates,” Pan and Beth celebrate the end of season 2 with all the nerding and shenanigans you could want. Gay monarchs? Check. Calling out historians for being homophobes? Check. A very serious discussion into the philosophical and aesthetic principles of standing cocks? You betcha. Pre-emptive correction: Beth mistakenly said that Louis XV was the grandson of Louis XIV. In fact, he was his great-grandson. Louis XIV, known as the Sun King, reigned for 72 years and 110 days, and outlived his son and two grandsons, leaving his 5 year old great grandson, Louis, Duke of Burgundy, to take the throne at five years old. Also listen to find out what season 3 is going to be like! Beth mentions a carcan necklace. Pan went googling and found this: A carcan (or carcanet) is a jeweled collar or necklace. Carcanets were typically quite elaborate and formal, worn closely fitted to the neck. (source).  Find us on Twitter, Tumblr, or Wordpress to see an example image. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Dragonfly in Pretzel,” Pan and Beth cover 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.” Beth tries to teach Pan the Latin word for “killing your uncle” (it goes about as well as you expect); we discuss why all of Jamie’s children have daddy issues; and Pan prepares to defend Roger’s honor to the death. The fic rec this week is “It Was Always You” by JeSuisPrest and “The Silver of Moonlight” by JRC10 Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Prince Charlie’s Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire’s sorry excuse for an apology and then peel back the layers on the villains we love to hate, because priorities. Fair warning: we use more than one sports analogy this episode. No, we don’t know why either. The fic rec this week is This Ain't a Love Song by MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr).