COLLECTING

Mike and Aaron stagger to the bar to see how they can fill the unfillable hole deep inside themselves in this thrilling update to the tier listing series. From pickled eggs to pickled onions to pickled onion Monster Munch and beyond, let our resident pickled plums guide you through the definitive exploration of gastric satisfaction betwixt copious libations.

Mike and Aaron crash into the confectionary shelves and grab what they can in the nostalgia avalanche. A ranking of the most popular chocolate bars and bags of the Millennial era is a new episode variation we hope you'll enjoy and is also available in audio-visual variation on our youtube channel (if that's your bag). Try not to salivate...

What is it about amassing lots of broadly similar objects that feels so fulfilling? Mike and Aaron take a break from their own collecting of STIs, women's underwear and restraining orders to review more benign examples of the trend that seems to apply to almost all of us in one way or another.

World Cup nostalgia abounds here for our two fooligans. Nothing (aside from music) roots memories in a specific time and space like the greatest show on Earth, after all.

Mike and Aaron investigate who watches the watchmen and why you can't trust anyone these days as voyeurism has been made easier than ever for your average layman. As if "the man" spying on us wasn't enough, now the average puffin can record strangers without them potentially even being aware. Say cheese!

A collision of nostalgia and junk food as Mike and Aaron chew over the topic of popular confectionery of now and of their "salad days". A delicious debate in a bitesize format you may say.

Whether you prefer a half-nelson, rear naked choke or stomping the groin, Mike and Aaron have you covered, in this no holds barred edition of everyone's favourite bout of verbal sparring. Marvel as our two tussling torpedoes grapple with all varieties of organised violence while letting their guard slip time and again. Let battle commence!

Where Mike and Aaron debate the ongoing catastrofuck in that dreaded Strait of Hormuz and the overly bronzed clown in the throes of dementia who started the whole mess.

The focus this time is on that legendarily satisfying British institution of greasy spoons. The offerings, decor and hygiene are amongst the topics on the menu, and Mike soon warms up to Aaron's suggestion of founding his very own café. Uncle Mike's Hangry Staghole is coming soon to a town near you.

Mike and Aaron discuss the free speech trial of the century thus far, featuring Afroman, Lick-em-low Lisa, Officer Poundcake and Randy Walters aka the son-of-a-bitch who seems uncertain of the fidelity of his wife. Enjoy!