Riverdale: An Extinction Level Event

But not nearly charming enough to please me (there's a pride and prejudice reference for all you Austin heads out there) Merry Christmas you crazy wildcats! 

We're in our Buzzfeed era - what could be spookier?? That's right, we're  here to provide you with the spooky content you asked for and large amounts of unrelated content you definitely dont want. Are ghosts real? Will Ned Fulmer's career ever recover? Who is dating the older woman if not Logan Lerman? Did Shane Dawson have sex with a cat? Can Lea Michelle read? In this in depth analysis of Watcher's new show Ghost Files we answer the most important question of all: would you fuck Mothman?

This one was painful. Enjoyable, confusing but but painful. ENJOY! 

Is this the greatest movie in the world? Depends on which of us you ask, but the one who is writing the description for its episode is pretty sure it's not. Is it the greatest multiverse/physics problem science has ever faced? You bet your little butts it is. Hold on to your board shorts, grab your insulin, and hang on for this wild wild DCOM ride. 

HSMTMTSTP! It's finally here! what an exciting time for you. Also please go vote for us as Ontario's best podcast

We listened to Sabrina Carptener's New Album: Emails I Can't Send SO YOU DONT HAVE TO. We've left behind the rotting carcass of the decrepit K&C era of our past and burst forth into new effervescent era of audio glory. Listen to us run, nay GALLOP, towards our new, inventive, never seen before CONTENT. Is it existential? YES. Is it buzzfeedesque? YES. Do we still mostly just talk about Twilight? YOU BET YOUR TOASTY LITTLE BUTT WE DO. We've blossomed forth into the content creators we were birthed to become, entering our final and most powerful podcast evolution: a gossip podcast. THAT'S RIGHT! TMZ can eat our ZILLENIAL DUST! We are you NEW SOURCE for the HOT SULTRY VENEGFUL AND CRINGEY NEWS about your favourite and least favourite E List celebrities, Teen Stars, and Disgraced Former Actors from 90s cult classics. And we're kicking of this earthshattering rebrand with the GHOST PEPPER equivalent SPICE that is the ancient legacy of Albums About Joshua Basset. Join us on this journey through the muck and mire that is this young man's impact on Disney actor/singer/songwriter girls and the global influence his inability to have a clean breakup has had. #notajoshuabassethatepodcast

Spoiler alerts abound, including the fact that later, they both got cover 

2m apart 'cause one of them's got Covid...but which one

Hey guys. this time we talk about Show Dogs, you know 'em, you love 'em and now... they're dogs! Welcome to Ms Congeniality Meets Die Hard with Dogs

Spoilers *the dog dies