You Can't Go Past Zero

It's time for our annual re-potting ceremony! We're talkin' plant stuff baby. This episode includes stinky body sludge, some "pixel science," the lack of care for veterans, and a bad high school bully situation. After this many episodes you'd think we'd be comfortable with our sign off?! Not even close. Episode Information: SE2/EP204: Bully For You

Welcome back listeners and fellow CSI lovers! This week we complain some more about COVID and vaccines, Teren has a ghost encounter and Kat brings comedic levity to the pod and spills her coffee. We delve into classic CSI tropes, accusing people too early, a rebirthing ceremony, and learn something about electricity! (which we quickly forgot). Episode Information: SE2/EP08: Alter Boys

Join us this week as we talk real life stabbings, shopping for enjoyment and police impersonators. We have our second full team case, and the character development is on point! Also there's a new segment called Trash Talk with Teren where we share garbage bin stories. If you're looking to get rid of something that may or may not be considered illegal...legit just throw it away and hope for the best. Episode Information: SE2/EP202: Chaos Theory

Welcome back everyone! It's the season two premiere and wow we are jumping right in. Join us as we complain, but also enjoy the full team episode, along with weird sibling turmoil and please forgive the "chugging drinks" noises. If we learned one thing this episode, it's that every girl needs hoop earrings, the housing market is fucked, and something's gotta give. Episode Information: SE2/EP01: Burked

The Wrap Down: If you've made it this far, congratulations. We love you, we love CSI, and thanks for listening! Join us as we chat propane and propane accessories, Kat hating ovens, Apple Watches being snitches, plus having kids and also feeling old. The Cecil Hotel is a hot topic of discussion, but also it's the season finale! Can we please have someone explain QAnon to us? See you next season. Episode Information: Season One Recap

It's the season finale! Please, we're just doing this for fun, it's it obvious? This week, we have a hard time retaining any information, we witness the all too common sensationalization of serial killers, and we get very annoyed with Grissom's character (again). The FBI is the enemy, and that's basically it. Thanks for listening everyone, it's certainly been a journey! Episode Information: SE1/EP23: The Strip Strangler

This week we of course talk about COVID and our government's response to the vaccine, Kat is obsessed with Rust and gives us a play by play, also Kat has a small crisis of leather. There are peanuts everywhere, a gorilla shows up, and it's our longest episode ever! When do you find a headless torso? Probably not often. Episode Information: SE1/EP22: Evaluation Day

Join us this week as we navigate being hungover from NYE, sharing our TV show reviews, and chatting the royal family with all of their boringness. Also Catherine is being super illogical, characters livin' that #carnielife, and this episode is actually one of our least liked. Episode Information: SE1/EP21: Justice is Served

Well, it wouldn't be our podcast if there wasn't a weekly mishap. This week we re-record because the audio got fucked up, again! Join "Future Us" as we talk the murder of a deaf student, Kat is home (for good this time), and there's a bunch of dead people in a coffee shop. Tune in to hear us search for words but are too tired to find the correct ones. Episode Information: SE1/EP20: Sounds of Silence

This week, time isn't real and Kat is home for Christmas. Please forgive the drinking noises, it's holiday time for us, and that involves multiple beverages. We talk hating Grissom's actions in this episode, the development of children like we actually know anything about children, and craft shows and video games. Also don't miss our JonBenet theories and Nancy Grace-isms. Episode Information: SE1/EP19: Gentle, Gentle