Chapter 239

After everyone kept saying we don't even like Sonic anymore, we had a crisis of faith and replayed his games. And you know what? We love him and we're in love with him now. We've renewed our vows to Sonic.Notes: Renewing our vows, Where is the Lup?, The Michael Defense, Fast Food Loss Prevention, The Plight of the Coyote, Zac Kegger’s Fizzy Drink Evil: Code Red Veronica, Pathetic Little Domino, Test your cheese, Framemogged by a Pleiadian, Fast Food Traitors, Drake’s Favorite Danny Phantom character 

After abandoning the show to hang out with ghouls and goblins, Alan returns to tell us all about their stay in (looks down at note cards) The Twilight of Humanity??? That's right, we're straight Zorkin' itNotes: Straight Zorkin’ it in Taipei, Warn a Brother (of Hollywood Bullshit!): Coyote Ugly v. Yucky - Two Sips for Two Meeps, Zur-En-Arrh’s Jellyfin, The Dark Urge to Powerscale, The Wimpy War in Taiwan, Chiikawa Cycles of Revenge, Fievel’s Smart Car, The Watto Defense, Reverse Barstool Bimbofication, Sonic Sloppification, Mean Bean Guys, Street Level Thor

Summer blockbuster season is in full swing... web swing that is. Haha, no but for real, we need to have a serious discussion about how using circumcised actors in The Odyssey is historically inaccurate.   Notes: Historically accurate foreskins, Spider-STEM, Infinity Penis Vision, Oh My Stars and Garters, Steve Sipko’s Sprite-Drink-Man: Ra Mu Ne, Pibb Polycule, Webberoni, Putrid McDonalds, Wimpy Wars: Love Me Tender, Mr Millionaire’s Shark Pit, A Beautiful Woman Named Bluto, The Mo-sin-a, Taiwanese Diablo Experience, Mongolian STEM

Bello! pem ma ta daga Minion ore yee to'll nopa tilten amee pem zelp cama pik.  Gnuour nama bok een a boma via Notes: History of the World Part Minions, The Dapper Minion, Minionification, Big Beautiful Monsters, Refreshination presents Minions & Monster Energy A Tribute to the Coldened Drinks of TastyTown, STELM, Capitalist Shinto, Scenes from a German Restaurant, Kingo standards, Costco onion wheel, Pizza Hut is fucking dead, Skullface Minions, The Least Woke Movies, Qualley Watch, Bolsominion, Aufhocker

We're back with a HUGE guest appearance from our GOAT, the one and only Bev Fiend, @viony to talk about the hottest games news of the summer. That's right, it's the Hogcast Summer Games Fest! Notes: Hogcast Summer Games Fest, Mx Pibb, He-Can: Tasters of the Brewniverse, Probiotic Glorp, Evil Food Reviewer, Everyone can do STEM, State of the Pizza Union, Mr Millionaire’s Shark Pit, Jollibee Breakfast, Clearance Goos, Get in the Kart Shinji, Abatwa, Bicentennial Ants Canada

We got a HUGE EXCLUSIVE news story to break on the show. That's right, we're the first podcast to know the price of GTA VI!   (This was recorded like a month ago before the actual GTA price news dropped this week lol)   Notes: The Biggest ‘Sclusie, The Ratman, The Faithful GTA Sheriff, Psychic Paint, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, The Three Magical Star Wars Keys, Cool Clock Anakin, Club Cool, Jihanki Atlas, Fast Food Far Cry Camps, Rampant Bolinda, Dreamcast Chair, Puppet Robot, Ape Canyon, 

We've been given a secret briefing from the top podcaster in the country (Kash) about earth-shattering news that will impact the podcasting community: aliens are real and they're going to introduce a fourth type of goo to the Taco Bell menu.     Notes: TheFaithfulPodPastor, Novel Alien Goops, Pete Buttigieg’s AntsCanada, Can-Pourin-Man and Grobru A Carbonated Tail: PourTall Cansip Brew, Fantanas, The Guardian Fish, Grinching Out, Lenny & Larry, Mr Millionaire and the Shark Pit, Watto Disclosure, Funky Planet, Fashgo, Penders Does What Moore Don’t, Hopkinsville Goblins, Alien STEM

Alan is back from an incredibly successful DC trip lobbying the bigwigs to bring back the smiles. The smiles are back now! Can't you feel it?   Notes: The Faithful Russman,  Fuwawa in the Medbed, History’s Greatest Moggers,  Lil’ Little Caesar’s, The Haha Men, Chud Cinna-mon, Drinkly Cravin’: The Yummy, Bill Nye Dr Stone OVA, Hollow Cup Theory, Eating Ze Bugs, That Little Homie Who Lives in Your House, The Eggman Who Runs, The Smiling Man, Swinger Sebulba, Gray Country, Wario’s Friends

When the nasty critics attack, only a Kind Jester can protect our smiles and fix this fucked up society.     Notes: The Critics are Attacking our Smiles, Evil Birdo, Crisp Draft’s Sipper Carbonated Red40, Authentic Latino Flavors,  Nope soda, Dew Drinker Discord, Punished “Venom” Sundae, Dry Sticks, Metal Tray City, Salt Punch, The Kind Jester, Tommy Needy Bau Bau, Salute a Smile, Sam the Sandown Clown

We're sorry this episode is late. We recorded an ep after Russ got back from his vacation, but an Italian ghost or strega nona fucked up the recording. Needless to say, our smiles are NOT being protected right now.     Note: Thing Filipino, Haunted by Strega Nona,  Harmony Korine’s Pepsimaxxer, Vatican Swamp, Centrist Republican Vtuber Agency, The Leftist Boiled Peanut, Smile Terror Level, Ryan Guzzling’s Pop-jet Flavor Mini, Based Milk Son, The Pond Builders, The Pout Pout Fish, Free Speech Auditing, AI Cheating Fruits