'Jason Takes Manhattan'... eventually

And it's incredibly MAH-COB. Plus, Joe almost died before the taping of this episode. So... that's spooky.

You can still hear the ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma from underwater. And what is up with that finger?

Nothing is better than horny vampires for the holidays. Go check this movie out. Seriously, stop reading this and go watch it.

Call us, Michael Rapaport.

It's an episode full of fortune cookies as Joe earns his new nickname: Joseph "It's In My Notes" Grubbs. 

Evil German Santa is stuffing everyone into his bag this year.

How does an Eli Roth movie stack up against some of the stinkers we've watched so far? Surprisingly, not well. Enjoy our 'Thanksgiving' review a day early.

Uh mommyyyyyy, uh daddyyyyyy. Come join usssssssssss for this crazy Nicholas Cage performance.

Come suffer with us as Guillermo and Joe watch one of the most uncomfortable movies yet.

That's right, Guillermo and Joe watch the infamous Critters 3 without seeing Critters 1 or 2. But they quickly realize it's Gremlins if Gremlins went straight to VHS.