The Bigger the Schnoz the Bigger the Schlong ft Natalie "Jew Tits" Perlin

GET STUFFED, BETCH! This week on Good in Bed... 1. House of Kardashians on Peacock reveals Kim Kardashian "leaked" her own sex tape. 2. Thanksgiving pickup lines 3. Fetish of the week: "Eproctophilia in a Young Male" 4. Why funny people get laid 5. The top 5 reasons people fake orgasms 6. Syphilis and STIs are on the rise—and this is why!! 7. Texts from my ex 8. A Missouri library orders a bunch of porn books for review Tune in next week for the latest headlines in sex news so YOU can get #GOODINBED

OOPS, I MISSED LAST WEEK'S EPISODE! Don't yell at me, I'm just a little baby!! Your regularly scheduled sex news programming is BACK. This week in sex news... 1. Your relationship might be suffering due to poor sleep, study says. 2. Women's health app Flo launches feature for partners. 3. Meta rejects sex toy ads for women, approves them for men. Sign the #StopCensoringSexualHealth petition here. 4. People won't stop donating used sex toys to a children's thrift store and what to do with your leftover vibes. 5. Just say NO to #NoNutNovember. 6. First AI sex toy allows users to masturbate using only their mind. 7. 2024 dating trends 8. Is your Satisfyer toy numbing your clit??

BOO, BITCH! Good in Bed is back from the dead and has taken over the Seven Minutes in Heaven feed. Get used to it.  This week in sex news…  Spectrophilia: Celebs who’ve made love to ghosts Cops investigate a “dead body” which turns out to be a “very dirty, broken and overused” sex doll Gen Z gets the ICK from onscreen sex, wants no-mance over romance 2 in 3 women think they’re too uggo for sex Dating app users are unhealthier than non-users Female frogs fake their death to avoid sex Are you masturbating too much, or is the shame all in your head, babe? Tune in next week for the latest sex headlines of the week so you can #getgoodinbed

On this week's episode, Arielle tells you the latest in sex news: nose size and penis size are correlated, orgasming before bed can help you sleep, and hot teachers lead to better grades. Plus, Arielle is joined by Natalie Perlin (Comic To Watch at the 2019 New York Comedy Festival, Attack of the 36GGG Woman). Listen in as the two chat about dating daddies, breast reductions, and finding love. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalieperlincomedy Follow Arielle on Instagram: @whoregasmic Follow the pod on Instagram: @goodinbedpod

This Tuesday, Arielle keeps you up to date on the latest sex news: girls kissing at parties, global penis size, and dating app zodiac stats. Then, she's joined by the lovely Sarah Adelman (Unladylike Comedy, Disco Nap Comedy)! Listen in as they discuss Sarah's semen research, serial monogamy, dating on Club Penguin, and first kisses. Follow Sarah on Instagram: @sarahadelman1 Follow Arielle on Instagram: @whoregasmic Follow the pod on Instagram: @goodinbedpod

This one is for the boys... this week, Arielle keeps you up to date on basketball drama, her favorite shows to stream, and the history of masturbation. Plus, she's joined by comedian Jack Reichart! Listen in as he is very respectful of his girlfriend and parents, chats about hate comments and Britney Spears, and the two bond over growing up Jewish. Follow Jack on Instagram: @thejackreichert Follow Jack on TikTok: @war_crimes69 Follow Arielle on Instagram: @whoregasmic Follow the pod on Instagram: @goodinbedpod

This week Arielle investigates: does size really matter? Are blue balls real? Does relationship status affect men's interactions with sex workers? Plus, she's joined by Eileen Hanley, queer comedian, singer, and TikTok extraordinaire! Eileen shares her journey around her sexuality and gives us all the juicy deets about queer hookups. Follow Eileen on Instagram: @glitterwrists Follow Arielle on Instagram: @whoregasmic Follow the pod on Instagram: @goodinbedpod

It’s the series finale of Seven Minutes in Heaven podcast and we’re feeling…. SENTIMENTAL!!!!!!!!! In the last installment of SMHPod as you know it, Arielle and Miryam answer a load of advice questions and, in great detail, divulge the juice that led to the finale. As a lil special treat we also have a lovely interview with the badass Alicia Sinclair, CEO of luxury sex tech brands Le Wand, b-Vibe, and The Cowgirl. Buy a limited edition “SMHPod tits galore” ( https://www.bonfire.com/smhpod-tits-galore-t/ ) t-shirt! 50% of profits benefit The Sex Workers Outreach Fund. ( https://www.bonfire.com/smhpod-tits-galore-t/ ) How do you get your sex-ed now that SMH is over??? Check out TABU University ( talktabu.com/university ) , an online sex and relationship class resource. talktabu.com/university ( http://talktabu.com/university ) Get FREE SHIPPING + 15-50% off a HOT sex toy from Adam and Eve ( https://www.adameve.com/ ) with our code SEVEN. https://www.adameve.com/ What do you listen to now that SMH is over? Tune in THIS THURSDAY for the first episode of Arielle’s new podcast co-hosted with Rachel Wainz, Oral History ( https://www.instagram.com/oralhistorypod/ ) — a podcast about seductresses in history from Cleopatra to Jessica Rabbit. HOT! What happens to @smhpod on Instagram? It’s @miryamx69 ( https://www.instagram.com/miryamx69/ ) now, y’all!! Join Miryam on May 3rd at 9pm EST for her first virtual book club on IG LIVE with special guest Jackie Wu. It’s kicking off with Mirj’s favorite book, “Pachinko” by Min Jin Lee. Read it all if you plan on joining because there might be spoilers! Edited by Arielle Kaplan and Miryam Jivotovski Music by Emma Blackman Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/seven-minutes-in-heaven-the-sex-news-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Holy macaroons it's the 50th installation of Seven Minutes in Heaven! Arielle and Miryam kick off this week's episode with a very important announcement followed by your regularly scheduled news and the deepest of dives into the world of financial domination (findom). What compels someone to willingly hand over their $$ to a hot bitch? These 2 Jews break it the freak down. Oh, and Arielle finally had an orgasm during sex! Yahoo! Shave your balls or medusa pubes with the Manscaped Lawnmower 3.0! Get 20% off with code: SMHPOD (https://www.manscaped.com/) Need — no, DESERVE — more sex-ed? Hit up our friends at tabúniversity and use code SMHPOD (https://www.talktabu.com/university/) Get 15-50% off your purchase at Adam and Eve with code SEVEN (https://www.adameve.com/). Hosted by Arielle Kaplan and Miryam Jivotovski Edited by Hunter Scharf and Arielle Kaplan Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/seven-minutes-in-heaven-the-sex-news-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Special guest alert!!!! Sweet baby Miryam is sick so Arielle's best friend, roommate, and bookstagrammer extraordinaire Rachel Wainz ( @rachel.wainz) ( https://www.instagram.com/rachel.wainz/ ) came on the pod for a flash q&a. In this episode we give the best damn advice you ever did hear on how to give a banging blowjob with a condom, we dole out tips on how to live your best single life post breakup, and answer the age old question: dick sucking or ass licking? Want to "spice things up" in the bedroom? Use our code SEVEN at adameve.com ( http://adameve.com/ ) for 15-50% off ur purchase, FREE shipping, and lots of other free stuff (did someone say glass dildos??) Get the dice/cards here. ( https://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/adult-games/sp-spicy-dice-6330.aspx ) Music by Emma Blackman Edited by Arielle Kaplan How'd you feel about this episode? Leave us a review on Apple podcasts! Follow us on IG: @smhpod Got a question? Email [email protected] Subscribe to our Patreon! patreon.com/smhpod ( https://www.patreon.com/smhpod ) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/seven-minutes-in-heaven-the-sex-news-podcast/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands