EP203: The MASSIVE Nun

The huns have been to see Resident Evil in 4DX (can't recommend this enough) and we're talking PREPPING. If the end of world is coming are we prepared? We get into George Bushy or whatever his name is walking for 28 years to Chile. Anyone read House of Leaves? She's a tough nut to crack. Should Sue carry on? The huns went to Mannakin Hall for Halloween to film our Patreon Ghost Hunt - https://mannakin.com/ you simply have to go! We had the BEST TIME. Think 15,000 dummies in the misty countryside. It's a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY this week - because your listener tales are simply wonderful and terrifying. Story 1) Part two of Kayla and Travis. Sent by Anonymouse. This gets even more gnarly. Story 2) Big Sue takes us to North Carolina - "The Head in the Wall". Brandon Bunn - hun - you have to send the footage. Story 3) A story about living with schizopphrenia from Emmeline. Those footsteps though. And...who is the boy? 4) We fly to West Yorkshire for a haunting from Melissa. "The Girl in the Fire." The huns finish up trying to make contact with Elsie. ENJOY HUNS WE LOVE YOU hope you had a fab Halloween. xoxox Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON!  TIER 1 £4.50- Huns After Dark + Bonus Episodes + Ghost Hunts TIER 2 £6.00 Agony Huns + AD-Free www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The huns are sick of the manosphere being particularly in our faces this week, and we discuss whether or not we'd stick by a murderer. Recco: Gabby Petito on Netflix and Otherworld's series 'Eilish Poe'. Hannah's hairbrush is haunted and the Tarot is being pulled for men who make r*pe jokes... we're shooketh by the results.  This is a CREEP OF THE WEEK (COW COW) SPESH - PLENTY of listener tales from all over the world. These are PARTICULARLY creepy as it's the season of Halloween. Enjoy...  Story 1) Big Sue has a story about a terrifying glitch. Super creepy story about a hun seeing their best mate... when they shouldn't have. Side note -  Careful of being yoinked.  Story 2) This is from EJ - "You don't have to". Western Montana prison vibes. PART ONE.  Story 3) We're off to the Philippines - Antipolo. Ty Rixie. Careful you don't answer the knocking door... Narrated by Big Sue.  Story 4) Hannah has a story from Anonymouse. Evidence from a haunted Lincolnshire pub...! SPOOKY BOOTS.  5) One final story from Sue set in...THE PHILIPPINES again! It's a very spooky place. This is from Shola. "Check your security cameras".  WE LOVE YA HUNS enjoy the eppy see ya next week xxx Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON!  TIER 1 £4.50- Huns After Dark + Bonus Episodes + Ghost Hunts TIER 2 £6.00 Agony Huns + AD-Free www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ If you’re ready to launch your business before Black Friday, go to shopify.com to start your free trial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the Huns are dressed as... COWS! As a lovely nod to our Huns in The Wild who are haunted as f**k and send in the most terrifying stories that keep us awake at night. COW is short for Creep-Of-the-Week by the way, we're not calling any of you cows... OK glad we cleared that up. We're getting RIGHT IN to the scares... we have THREE creepy as hell tales, and a listener tale that gave us chills and also warmed our cold hearts.  Let's get into it... Story 1) Big Sue has a story called "I think my left hand is... possessed." What's happening on Nightshade Avenue? Story 2) Hannah has a story about Jess, Luke and Gabe - they're off to a Halloween Party. What could go wrong?  Story 3) Suzie tells us a tale about a meditation app. Something has gone very very wrong.  C.O.W (COW CACOWCACOW!) this week is from Kate (not real name) - a true haunting called 'The Demon of Clophill Church'.  WE HOPE YOU ENJOY GORGEY HUNS, we love ya, have the bestest Halloween - tell us your spooky plans!!!  XOXOXO Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON!  TIER 1 £4.50- Huns After Dark + Bonus Episodes + Ghost Hunts TIER 2 £6.00 Agony Huns + AD-Free www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the huns discuss Xmas etiquette in a relationship, Hannah is off to AUSTRALIA in Jan and Big Sue is asking about skidders. We get into the boyfriends and their taste buds and we've LEARNT TO READ TAROT. Thank you to all the Huns who came to our Halloween show - IT WAS SO MUCH FUN - we love you all. Spoiler - the show was incredible!!! But shall we get scared? Stories incoming. They're very creepy just fyi. Stories start at 11.30.  Story One: Big Sue takes us to (guess what) Ireland. Someone was following me through the woods... Story Two: Hannah has a nasttttty tale about a VERY CREEPY KID. "Mommy". Story Three: Suzie has a true story from a TikTok follower who wrote about their WEIRD experience in the Polish woods. Chillsssss. Creep of the Week is from Amber - there is EVIDENCE for this one... a ghost picked up from a seance. Proper grim, this... what do you make of it huns?  Finally... the telepathy gives us actual goosebumps. Have the huns finally fully synced?  WE LOVE YA HUNS, ENJOY! xoxoxoxo  Wednesday 28th October - Big Suze is hosting STUNNING COMEDY in Elephant & Castle - COME ALONG huns or book for later in year: https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/stunning-comedy-2/ Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the gals are dressed the SAME. We do keep syncing. Hannah potentially saw a ghost on the way back from the theatre... what happened here? We're getting into the topic of Man Bags, designer bags (spoiler we hate them) and an uncomfortable tarot pull.  This is a Creep of The Week SPESHY, so let's get into it! (11 mins in).  Story One Hannah has a stun story about Lucy and Mr John - "PEDO ghost". Sigh. Ty for sending Liv.  Story Two  This is from Evan... "The Ship That Should Not Be There"...let's go back to 1911. Poor Massive Nun.  Story Three  This is from Emmeline - there's a very strange mini van parked outside the store...  Which hun will greet the Black Eyed Mimic...? Hmm...  Wish us luck huns, WE LOVE YA xoxoxo Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we get into Gestapo Beavers, smug cyclists (please ditch the lycra lads), joggers, the Putney Pusher (what happened here??) and of course - food. So bizniz as yewzh. Careful of towel ticks, briars in your knickers and awful men in the Tube. Stories about 15 mins in.... for those who want us to quit the chitchatting.  Story 1) Big Sue takes us back to Poland for a terrifying true encounter up a mountain pass... why's he on skis?  Story 2) Hannah gives us PART TWO of the All - Inclusive horror. Vodka anyone? Story 3) Big Suze tells us a story called "No, Not Her". Scary ass farmer coming right up.  Story 4) Hannah warns us about a cursed doll from Vinted... Let it Go...  CREEP OF THE WEEK CACOWCACOWCACOW! is a gorgey listener tale from Anonymouse. This lady gets a call from SATAN. And we have a recording.  Thank yew huns for joining us! WE LOVE YA xoxoxo  Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Every self-made person started somewhere. Your journey starts for free at shopify.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's been BIG SUE's Virgo BIRTHDAY! Hannah has a tesco bag full of gift goodies - we discuss Poland and Mykonos (very different holidays). Hannah is into EDM, Big Suze has had a delicious local wine and the tarot giveth and taketh... why is it so harsh sometimes? We get into thermal signatures, the horn and A TRUE TALE OF HIDDEN CORPSES. Chilling.  Let's get into the stories tho huns! (13mins in for those wondering) Story One: Big Sue has a tale deep in the Polish forest... what did they see in the trees? Story Two: Hannah takes us to a horror in Tenerife at an All-Inclusive - PART ONE.  Story Three: We go to Pennsylvania and hear about an old gravesite in the woods... Chilling. CREEP OF THE WEEK (cacow cacow!) is read by Hannah and from the gorge Saiorse - dad jokes are getting out of control...  Wednesday 30th September - Big Suze is hosting STUNNING COMEDY in Elephant & Castle - COME ALONG huns or book for later in year: https://queercomedyclub.co.uk/event/stunning-comedy/  Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh my goodness we made it to TWO HUNDRED WHOLE EPISODES!!! As we always say, we've come so far... gone are the days of the cold little Pod Box - what a creepy ass rollercoaster it has been! If you've been with us from the start, THANK YOU HUNS. And if you're just joining us? What you waiting for? Head back to the start, click on Eppy One and join us for the chaos and scares. This week we are doing a fun birthday TWO SENTENCE horror competition - give us your best two sentence horror (or one if you think you can). We want the weirdest spookiest scariest shit for our little pea brains in two sentences. The game is ON! Comment below, comment on INSTA (ghosthunspod), or comment on Youtube, Patreon, Spotify - wherever! We will pick 3 winners and send ya some merch!!! A little thank you to Anna at https://thisisanna.co.uk/ for the stunning bday brownies we received. She's based in Bristol and if you haven't tried them yet, OH MY TITTING CHRIST - get on it. And our last thank you is to the AMAZING Justyna at https://www.cakemeover.com/ who made us our BEAUTIFUL 200th Birthday Cake! Isn't the most delightful edible art you ever did see? Anyway - enough of the rambling. Shall we get scared? Some stories perhaps? Story 1) Hannah has a spooky tale about the app Taxi Munch. Think Uber Eats and an addition of WEIRD. Story 2) Big Suze has a story about a woman who wants her husband to disappear. Time to make a wish... Story 3) Hannah is in the mood for Halloween -do you answer to the door to scary gobshites? Let us in! Let us in! Story 4) Suzie takes us to Ireland natch cos obvs something's happening on the farms in Donegal. Something real real strange. FINALLY OUR CREEP of the WEEK ca-cowcacow cacow - we go to Stoke on Trent and delve into the same dream 13th March every year... Do dreams protect you from death? INSANE story. Ty anonymouse. Finally... Big sue calls a randomer for some Big Birthday Fun. God Bless Rublert. WE LOVE YOU OUR STUNNING HUNS IN THE WILD, we wouldn't have gotten to 200 without each and every one of you who listens. Time for a champagne huns, cheers to YOU xxx Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we get into some REAL LIFE hauntings in Edinburgh and Hannah's mum Teri has actually HEARD A GHOST. Is it because spooky season is upon us? What's happening? Expect fringe gossip, eclipse energy and Spanish cold shoulder fails, how to drink piss, The Third Eye and much much more.  IT'S A CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY this week, cos we love your tales. Let's get into 'em... got a hot choccy? or a crisp glass of Sauv B? Good. THEY START 20 MINS IN (in case you wanna skip the chitchat...)  Story 1 - Big Suze has hand-on-window-evidence...!!! (And poss a monkey too) Bubbles?? Ty Becky for sending!  Story 2 - Hannah takes us to the Philippines... the boy in the barong. Super creepy.  Story 3 - Suzie is flying us to Liverpool - "The Broken Neck Man"... oh no no no...  Story 4 - Hannah tells us about a hun who scrolling through Rightmove for Manor Houses... is that a ghost in the fireplace? MORE EVIDENCE.  You're all haunted and we LOVE IT. TYSM for being gorge Huns In The Wild.  Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Big S is serving heat-related attitude, and the huns are SYNCING in swimming gear. Philosophical things to consider this week - is there a banger out there RIGHT NOW that you don't know about? How many disgusting phrases are there for ones tuppence? Why is it annoying listening to music in the shower now? Sigh - makes you think. But it's time to get scared.  We're doing a CREEP OF THE WEEK SPESHY! There are simply too many wonderful stories from you guys - let's get into it... Story 1 - Big S has a story from Izzy - "The Man Who Lives in Dreams". Have you seen him...? Story 2 - Hannah whizzes us off to Ohio to meet a tall shadow man that Sue saw. Creepy as all hell.  Story 3 - Big Sue is flying to a beautiful French village for a tale from Michelle. The Window on the Edge of the Fields...  Story 4 - Hannah has a tale from Anonymouse - the french bulldog knew... This is about "THE MONSTER".  Story 5 - Last story is from Wellington, New Zealand. "You didn't help me at all"... Chills.  TY FOR JOINING US HUNS WE LOVE YAAAAA xoxoxo Got a story? Send it to [email protected]  JOIN OUR PATREON! EXTRA bonus episodes AND a monthly ghost hunt for just £4.50!  Or £6 for AD-FREE EPS and weekly AGONY HUNS! We'll solve your problems huns!  Sign up here: www.patreon.com/GhostHuns MERCH IS HERE: https://ghosthuns.co.uk/ HALLOWEEN 2026 TIX HERE: https://podlifeevents.com/event-details/ghost-huns---live-from-cheerful-earful-11-oct-2026-tickets Every self-made person started somewhere. Your journey starts for free at shopify.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices