Haunted Mansion (2003)

Pardon our LONG LEGS (2024) but we’ve got to talk about this film that has every horror movie fan buzzing !!! you might have heard a variety of takes on just how scary it is - but how did it make us feel? How did end? How did it linger with us all the way back to the car & up the stairs & weeks afterwards while trying to go about everyday life……..FIND OUT in our latest episode that you can listen to wherever you get your podcasts!!

Jumpscare gameplay? Animatronics?? JOSH HUTCHERSON??! Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) came to deliver for old and new fans alike! Whether you know every last bit of 5-hour YouTube essay lore or think this is a movie about Chuck E. Cheese (isn’t it kind of tho..?), this film will have you immersed in all things FNAF. So can you survive all Five Nights? How about 2 hours? How about a podcast episode??? Listen now & join us at the Pizzeria!

If we had a nickel for every time that we didn’t know a Disney movie was based on a theme park ride, we’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right??? Listen, we are Disney experts NOW - but back in the day, the Haunted Mansion (2003) was simply an iconic spooky movie all on its own! But add in all the cameos and nods and sillies? It’s perfection. Join us & the grin grinning ghosts as we dive into this masterpiece! Happy haunts!!!

The DCOM that taught you the rules of being a vampire!! The DCOM that taught you to never find a date on Craigslist!! Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) is iconic and unmatched - the formative film that made Mr. Sheffield & Aunt Hilda a pair. Come join us under the bed as we dive into this whacky and heartwarming family adventure that holds up on still giving us the chills & laughs!

Dust bunnies, it’s TIME! We’re finally covering our NAMESAKE: Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999). Except DO look there, because that’s where we are! With Larry and Fran and co. We can’t tell you how excited we are to dive into this absolute DCOM classic with you. Call up your old imaginary friend, check up on them, and listen to our latest episode together! And this time, truly, join us under the bed.

Ready to get dragged to "hell?!" Don't worry, don't worry - not HELL! Just under the bed with us! We're here to talk about this 2009 classic which somehow neither of us had fully seen until now. Have you watched "Drag Me To Hell?" Experience outrageous gore, ridiculous scenarios, and Justin Long being the sweetest besets bbg boyfriend you've ever seen. Join us! We'll stop the earth from cracking open and swallowing you up - promise!!Check out our friends over at "Have You Seen?" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMUUrl4aBnOSij7YKnLCzNA 

You know when you watch a movie because you think you’ll kind of like it but then you reallllly like it, like way WAY more than you even expected? I See You (2019) delivers on all fronts!! We love a film that surprises us while also affirming our suspicions - and one that teaches us new words (do YOU know what “phrogging” is?). Join us under the bed as we dive into this hidden Netflix gem!

We've always been a part of the Losers' Club - and getting to revisit IT: Chapter One (2017) proved once again why it was a new, instant classic! From Bill Skarsgard buzz and Stephen King eccentricities to the absolute NEED for a group of kids in the 80s solving mysteries - IT delivers on atmosphere and heart all around. Do the Pennywise dance with us and float with us under the bed (NOT the sewer...) as we cover the first part of this haunting and beloved duology!

"Who is the monster and who is the man?" Hunchback of Notre Dame asked, and Barbarian (2022) further explores (and answers) the question. We would very much like to NOT go down and explore these ideas in the darkest depths of an underground basement-catacomb-cave-of-sorts, but WE WILL! we'd do most anything for Bill Skarsgaard and Justin Long, let's be so serious right now. Join us under the bed (and in the basement, underground...) for Barbarian!

“But is the menu any good?” A GREAT QUESTION - both for the new restaurant in town, but also for The Menu (2021). How delicious is this slow-burn thriller filled with dark humor and a plethora of recognizable stars? What’s the real-world commentary at play here? Does it make you want a cheeseburger real bad? The answer to the last question at least is YES. Join us as we go dive into everything The Menu has to offer!