Horrific Magpie Swooping Injury Ends In Stitches in a VERY Private Area!

Here's the scene- you're a chunky fella in a shirt that's a few sizes too small. You live in a town where everyone knows your name. You want a new 42" TV, but aren't interested in paying for it. You pop into the store and pick the TV you want, now, how do you get it out? Also today, Trump had something to say to an Aussie journo, and Hollywood lost one of the greats last night- Robert Redford died. Australian athletes are doing us proud at the World Champs and have you heard of a little show called "The Block"? Fitzy had a look at the original block and what the prices for those apartments would be today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No matter how long you've spent with your partner, there's a chance they often speak a language you don't understand. Well fear not, Dr Kate Ritchie is here with the translations you NEED to know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had some incredible calls for W  W  W What Are The Chances today but one topped the lot. One caller manifested a Hollywood beau, but it didn't quite finish happily ever after.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've heard of WFH (you might be doing it right now) but have you heard of WFB? Laptops have overtaken beach volleyball nets at Bondi beach and one caller told us what it's really like!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're just 99 days from Christmas!! Is it too early to get the decorations up?? Wippa thinks advent calendars need to be twice as big, but there's a shortage out there threatening to derail the entire thing! Also, in one of the funnie he he he heeeeest things you'll hear this year, a Michael Jackson impersonator has clarified the names of a few things for us. Have you ever had a song written about you? Oasis played one of their deep cuts last night and it just so happens to be written about an LA native who was also at the show. It's been 25 years since the Sydney Olympics!! There was a celebration that last night to commemorate the occasion and it brought back sooo many memories! Fitzy's also been part of a surprise party disaster! Hear the story here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is huge! Our very own Wippa is taking the 36 Months campaign to United Nations HQ in NYC. He's heading over as is PM Albo to talk to other World Leaders about the social media laws that are coming into affect here in December. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Emmy's were held overnight. Amongst all the glitz and glam, Jake Gyllenhaal had a surprise for one of the night's big winners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After recent events in the US, Taylor and her team have resorted to a very odd entrance to an NFL game last weekend. Sadly, this might only be the start for her and similar celebs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The weather around Sydney is getting better!! But that also means it's Swoopy Boi Season. Fitzy gave us his tips for how to best protect ourselves, while a caller gave us a story about a VERY sore accident she suffered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time for a bit of Dumb Criminal/Smart Criminal! How does admitting to a crime make you smart? Wippa celebrated a wedding anniversary over the weekend, but SOMEONE forgot to remind him (It wasn't Lisa). Mark Zuckerberg is taking Mark Zuckerberg to court in the U.S (no, that isn't a misprint!) Fitzy also decided to be incredibly generous during Im Still Standing and Aussie Soap Star Holly Valance has split from billionaire husband Nick Candy but wait until you hear who Nick's with now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.