FULL SHOW: The Day We Shoplifted

In this tiny episode to tide you over until season 2, Lisa and her special guest, Broadway’s Chris O’Neill, get real as they unpack why moving, quitting, or “starting fresh” won’t fix your inner crap. Turns out, your baggage doesn’t need a plane ticket — it travels with you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Salem witch trials took place 333 years ago. They left a lot of bad energy in that small New England town. But folks who’ve visited one house in particular have some pretty chilling stories to tell about being strangled, burned, and scratched by 300 year old ghosts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We debated the “things not to do as a woman” list, considered launching our own OnlyFans, and heard about a caller who won a poetry contest that somehow ended with people honking and flashing their lights. Plus, dad jokes, ghost stories, and the homophone game no one could play with a straight face. It’s chaotic, inappropriate, and totally on-brand for us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Danielle really allergic to fish or does she just say that so she won't have to eat it. Let's discuss!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery paints like Bob Ross (happy little trees and all), Froggy learns a cool Apple Watch trick from Danielle, Gandhi shares two simple ways to feel better, Danielle’s obsessed with cats in tiny hats, Nate rants about gym etiquette, and Scotty B has a full-blown meltdown over the garbage truck schedule.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are your daily horoscopes for October 13th, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you really exclusive, or just assuming? Froggy shares Lisa’s road rules, and we talk about farting in front of your partner. Plus, Gandhi admits to stealing sunglasses... from a victim?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of “Tommy Talk,” Tommy discusses how to try to break the habit of comparing yourself to other people. Do you ever catch yourself endlessly scrolling on social media, wondering why you don’t have what someone else has personally or professionally? Comparison Syndrome is very real — we all go through some version of it. But it’s quite unhealthy and can often be toxic. The time we spend comparing ourselves to other people is time that we can instead use to invest in ourselves. Here is my journey with comparison syndrome, and some ways to help you break the habit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From accidentally shoplifting to breaking things in the bedroom, this episode dives into your favorite chaotic confessions. We’re cutting toxic ties (and maybe laundry corners), dishing on disliking your partner’s friends, and debating if your hobby makes you undateable. Plus: creepy house stories, little white lies, a “Nope” caller you won't forget, and the strange things women (allegedly) do. It’s a mess—and we love it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.