The Thirteen (1937)

Dead Noon directed by Andrew Wiest starring Kane Hodder, Robert Bear and Robert Milo Andrus. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are joined by special guest and horror enthusiast, Sean! Coot taxonomy is expanded for the modern era, Spirit Halloween should have gotten some sort of production credit and we can all agree that the vibes were better in Hell.

My Little Chickadee directed by Edward F. Cline and starring Mae West and W.C. Fields.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are delighted by an appearance by the Wicked Witch of the West in the role of "Town Busy-Body." Amy admires Mae West's take-charge attitude. Mel describes a tragic mass spray-tan accident that resulted in a racism. Stu is convinced that the "Masked Bandit" is a luchador.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas directed by Colin Higgins and starring Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton and Dom DeLuise.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers mess with Texas (just a little bit) in this Harvey Girls meets Cheyene Social Club western. Stu is impressed by this movies assets. Amy finally learns what happens in men's locker rooms after the big game, and she will not be corrected. Mel waxes philosophical about what might await us in heaven or hell.

Killers of the Flower Moon directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, and Lily Gladstone.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers watch some of the worst white people do crime. Amy appreciated Leo's mean muggin'. Stu wants you to know he read the book. Mel would have enjoyed the pool hall more if the clientele hadn't been entirely made up of thieves and murderers.

Unforgiven directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman. Episode Roundup: Enjoy our latest episode before we return in September! The Cowpunchers endure a more tolerable, and non-romantic, outhouse scene. Mel enjoys the classic western one-liners. Stu feels bad about getting what he wants. Amy learns that murder is wrong!?

All the Pretty Horses directed by Billy Bob Thornton and starring Matt Damon, Penélope Cruz, and Henry Thomas.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are unsure what they were supposed to care about. Stu discovers a new verb. Amy crunches the numbers and determines that this movie did not feature ALL the pretty horses. Two episodes late, it's the "Was It West?" quiz!

The Harvey Girls directed by George Sidney and starring Judy Garland, Ray Bolger and John Hodiak.Episode Roundup: This musical leaves the Cowpunchers hungry for more! Mel gets her conspiracy board out to illustrate the similarities between this movie and the musical Grease. Stu still yearns for the burlesque hell dimension. Amy implores you to remember that the TRAINS MUST BE FED!

Oklahoma! directed by Fred Zinnemann, and starring Gordon MacRae, Gloria Grahame, and Gene Nelson.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are back with more dating advice. Amy tells of the glorious modernity to be found in Kansas City; including, but not limited to, an erotic kaleidoscope. Stu is banished to the Burlesque Hell Dimension. Mel draws connections between Oklahoma!, An American in Paris, and The Barbie Movie.

The Thirteen directed by Mikhail Romm and starring Ivan Novoseltsev, Yelena Kuzmina and Aleksander Chistyakov. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers further entreat you to kiss your boys. Stu advises you to find yourself a girl who will throw grenades at people who hate you. Mel appreciates a passionate platonic kiss between brothers in arms. Amy is deeply disappointed that the balalaika wasn't also a gun.

The Man from Utah directed by Robert Bradbury and starring John Wayne, Polly Ann Young, and Anita Campillo.Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers recorded this episode from underneath a giant cowboy hat. Amy has tips for the "getting held at gunpoint" portion of any job interview. Mel is on a search for more dynamite. Stu is enthralled by two dummies falling into a river.