S15 Ep 781 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl and Distractions

Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, joe’s tactics for getting more holiday days at his old job and what it means to be a sociopath. Then, after wondering why they bother podding when ill, Joe challenges David to make the episode a double bubble. So they plough on with the chat - part two will be coming to you tomorrow.  Apologies for all the coughing and sniffing! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It’s proper 70’s Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so settle back and find out just how good a match as a couple our Chatabix hosts are. Plus, there’s some chat about the cricket in Sri Lanka, things get a bit ‘punky’, Joe discusses catering on The Traitors and we even get a few TV recommendations too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a classic archive episode this week - Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he’s broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off Menu, getting Ed Sheeran on, chart positions and why they should get a producer. Joe & David start bickering again. Ed leaves. First posted sometime in 2022, exact date now lost to posterity. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David’s old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a Norwegian cigarette quip, a Joe look-a-like (followed by even more digressions) and a litter vigilante video. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe’s 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday’s show, David and Joe discuss some of their insecurities about the pod, wonder why they’re getting fewer abusive comments, almost tell a new anecdote and finally realise why people continue listening to all this drivel. Then in an expositive finale, David reads some old tax returns and Joe digs out his gigging diary from 2011 for a reminisce. Happy birthday Joe! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Joe’s birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it’s not what they’d originally planned but with lots to discuss about turning 51, David insists that they do. Amongst other topics, they chat about the Winter Olympics, Chatabix’s purple patch, getting closer to death, feeling irrelevant, appropriate jobs for old people and starting a birthday card business. Part two coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it’s the last of our trilogy of episodes discussing David’s recent work trips to London. And it’s turned out to be a right roller coster of emotions as this morning he’s feeling very upbeat about the city and making the most of being there. So much so that yesterday afternoon he took the opportunity to visit his agent, killed time by looking into lots of restaurant windows and almost treated himself to a cocktail in his hotel bar. Then to end the day, he really enjoyed watching Take That's Circus tour in his room - and is now wondering if he and Joe might be able to become their fiends? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today’s blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk about the time Joe was trapped, David's old songs, Joe's wife makes an entrance and the optician calls David. First posted on 13th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a long list of dad jokes. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After yesterday’s recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a very eventful train journey there, including an encounter with a 60 year old weed-smoker, he and Joe are keen to pick up on their conversation about his awkwardness with leaving home and having to spend time in a big city. It’s his London adventures part two! And there’ll be more next week as they ended up chatting about it the next day too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices