New year, new bones | Bone to Pick Podcast Ep 142

The Bone to Pick Podcast kicks off the new year exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, and deeply annoyed. In this episode, Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike tear into the petty frustrations that somehow unite us all—relationship cringe, holiday gimmicks, restaurant betrayals, and the subtle social crimes that make New Year's Eve unbearable. What starts as playful griping quickly turns into explosive storytelling, savage crowd psychology, and an unforgettable forensic breakdown of the most disturbing bathroom video you've ever heard described. The show thrives on the perfect mix of observational comedy, righteous anger, and chaotic riffing that feels like overhearing the funniest table at the bar. From Yankee swaps gone wrong to party guests who bring guitars, babies, or unwanted commentary, this episode captures why complaining can be a public service. If you've ever left a party angry, confused, or questioning humanity, this one's for you. Get 15% off ALL collectibles with code BONE at http://RotellaResale.com Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/BONE  Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

It's the annual Bonemas on the Bone to Pick Podcast as Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go live for a no-holds-barred Christmas spectacular packed with food, fans, and festive grievances. What starts as playful banter quickly turns into a hilarious therapy session for everything that drives us nuts this time of year — from adult gift exchanges that feel more like obligations, to Elf on the Shelf paranoia, to why nobody wants your leaky snow globe. With fan-submitted bones rolling in live, Bobby and Paul riff on family traditions, awkward gift moments, holiday music overload, and the emotional landmines that come with trying to keep everyone happy.   Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE   Join the Patreon @ patreon.com/bonetopickcast

What starts as light banter about remote recording and bad lighting quickly spirals into a brutally honest bone about medical anxiety, unreadable lab results, and why hearing critical health information through a thick accent might push a hypochondriac over the edge. From there, the guys riff on marriage, exhaustion, parenting, travel nightmares, and the hidden stress behind a comedian's "easy" life. As always, the episode thrives on raw chemistry, rapid-fire jokes, and relatable frustration — whether it's locked car doors at gas stations, terrible bathroom etiquette, or chefs calling everyone "chef."   Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/BONE Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK  Promo Code BONETOPICK  

For the love of god if you are going to take a hike or camp or do anything outdoors, be prepared for... oh I dunno... the outdoors?! Plus planning stuff way too far in advance and some killer fan bones! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Support the show and get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/BONE  Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK   

The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything. Get your fix with Zippix Toothpicks! Save 10% by using code BONE at http://ZippixToothpicks.com today. Must be 21+ Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat Frames at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK Go to http://hellofresh.com/BONETOPICK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free breakfast for life.

On this episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi spiral from a simple commute argument into a full-blown rant-fest about the weirdest people among us: tiny ladies walking two identical monster dogs, serial "get-up" offenders at games and Broadway shows, dudes sleeping face-down with their asses in the air, and psychos who clap at the end of movies like the actors can hear them. Between Bobby's emergency bathroom break, talk of cloned Tom Brady dogs, and their startup idea "Rent a Man" to keep chronic stander-uppers in line, the guys somehow still make room for razor-sharp fan bones and a killer video bone about Gen Z crying at work. It's chaotic, hysterical, and painfully relatable—packed with sports-fan etiquette, dog-owner delusion, generational culture wars, and the kind of unfiltered honesty only two veteran comedians can get away with. Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year and get up to 47% off by going to https://www.ridge.com/BONE #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/BONETOPICK Promo Code BONETOPICK   Join the Patreon patreon.com.bonetopickcast

In this high-energy episode of Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash some of their funniest and most brutally honest "bones" yet. From marriage dynamics and the unspoken "rules" couples weaponize, to unsolicited political rants in public, to fan-submitted grievances about names, mop buckets, and water-bottle weirdos, the guys dive into everyday frustrations with the kind of chemistry only they have. Between Bobby's tirades about cash, gas tanks, and relationship "tickets," and Paul's birthday saga featuring an overpriced one-slice cake delivery, this episode blends laugh-out-loud storytelling with relatable chaos—perfect for fans who love sharp observational comedy. Plus, video bones, fan submissions, surprise moments, and a whole lot of unfiltered honesty make this one a can't-miss installment. Strap in: this episode proves once again that nobody breaks down life's small irritations—or turns them into huge laughs—better than Bobby and Paul. Support the show and check out your personalized ED treatment options at http://hims.com/BONE Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Chaos follows the Bone Boys everywhere — from hotel nightmares to time zone meltdowns. Bobby's broadcasting from a luxury suite while Paul rants from a construction zone, and within minutes they're arguing about scheduling math, middleman hotel hotlines, and the perils of late-night road gigs. What begins as a rant about time zones spirals into Paul's epic Houston horror story: no hotel rooms, clueless booking agents, and an early-morning radio interview gone wrong. From there, the comics tackle fan-submitted "bones" about lotto lines, bad packaging, driveway blockers, and urinal etiquette — all with the same brutally funny honesty that makes the show addictive.   Support the show by going to http://hims.com/BONE Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

From broken studio props and Halloween chaos to hot sauce loyalty wars and bizarre tech conspiracies. Bobby kicks things off with an all-out rant about the Cholula wooden cap ("you stupid marble wooden cap!"), while Paul goes off on AirPods, claiming they're cooking people's brains. The duo then dives into fan-submitted "bones," including aggressive dog-petters, clueless coworkers, and doctors laughing in hospitals.   Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE & use code BONE to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!   Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

From people sneaking dogs into restaurants in strollers to someone cutting a banana with a knife and fork. Between rants about streaming app autoplay and stolen parking spots, the guys unleash their signature mix of outrage, logic, and laughter. Things get extra spicy when Bobby drops a controversial "bone" about modern gender expression, leading to a brutally honest (and surprisingly thoughtful) debate about identity, confusion, and comedy. Add in fan-submitted grievances, a wild "video bone," and the duo's unbeatable chemistry, and this episode is equal parts chaos and catharsis. Whether you're here for the laughs, the logic, or the lunacy—this one's guaranteed to leave you yelling, "I've got a bone to pick!"   Join the Patreon patreon.com/bonetopickcast