Feeling Autastic!

We talk about the glamorous lives of bank robbers, hamster hoarders, and pistol keister-ers.  Carlos reviews the British show The Take.

This episode we talk about what happens when triple hit-and-runs, Chipwrecked genital displays, and poisoned cat-meat stew.  David gives us a somber look at autism.

We talk about suing dismembered bodies, wrongly-deported runaways, and what Mountain Dew can do to a mouse carcass.  Ryley reviews some recent horror trailers.

Flesh-eating bananas, penny hoarding, and peddling atheism by way of billboard.  David delivers an outstanding audioblog that unravels some of (his) life's great mysteries.

This time we talk about sneaky homeless house guests, cruise ship prisons, and the Craigslist baby trade.  Doug gives us an in-depth review of Super Mario 3D Land.

Cut-rate buttock enhancements, a Peruvian mayor warning about his increasingly homosexual town and the unlikely culprit, and the new high-gravity Budweiser Platinum.  Carlos inaugurates a new segment with his review of the A$AP Rocky mixtape.

Ryley, Doug, and Carlos discuss spontaneously-combusting Swedes, counterfeiting Texans, and job-quitting bus drivers.  Doug fills us in on the current economic climate in Vernon, CA.  David outlines his plans for government sanctioned vengeance.

Ryley, Doug, and Carlos talk about MMORPG murder-braggarts, moldy apple sauce, and "Judge" "Judy".  Doug fills Ryley in on the current happenings in DC Comics' rebooted continuity, while Carlos listens disapprovingly.

This week we talk about mysterious bee-related deaths, 83-year-old male prostitutes, and the bankrupt Crystal Cathedral.  David delvs into the workings of our police procedural-obsessed society.

This episode sat on the shelf for a few weeks while Ryley got hitched and went on his honeymoon.  Sorry for the delay, but here it is.  We discuss a grandmother's fatal skydive, beetles humping beer bottles to death, and more.  Doug and Carlos try to guess the drug by its street name.  As the episode was recorded a few weeks before it was released some of the items may not be the most topical, but if you are coming to us for your information then you probably don't care to be on top of the news anyway.