Episode 3 - Now Hiring

The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.

After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.

The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.

In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.

Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.

Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind. 

On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.