Ari Shaffir’s Craziest Travel Stories: Exorcisms, Prostitutes, and Magic Mushrooms | #697

YERRR – Ari is BACK from his no phone vagabond travels. From Brazilian bathhouses to Bukele’s El Salvador purge, this one’s half adventure, half insanity and all great stories. – Machu Picchu, Bolivia & winging life with no plan – Gangs, soccer, and whether people even understand evil – Joey Diaz, Ali Siddiq & comedy industry greed – Crying, fathers, freedom, and missing the road already – Witches, curses, food poisoning & packing way too light for someone's comfort All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Ari is BACK + Nothing really changes 2:50 1st week away + Mind exploded 7:07 meet people, “Theories” + Bath-houses 11:10 Brazil’s the 94yest + Mexican baseball 12:44 Reading, + Aussie Drogas 15:45 Interrogation, El Salvador + Bukele’s purge 25:24 Gangs LOVE soccer + don’t know evil 28:07 Bukele + Ger v Japan 34:30 Making friends, Hostels + Salt 37:30 Bolivia + People have power 42:30 Shaving it off, Touristy stuff + The Chinese 46:54 Machu Picchu 56:27 Winging it, BAGELs+ Solstice to solstice 1:06:52 Colombia, “The End” + Stories 1:25:40 Joey Diaz + Ali Siddiq + Comedy Central greed 1:42:01 “I love wrong” 1:$3:48 The Show must go on + Setting tone 1:52:05 Ari’s MSG prediction, SUPPORT + Need real stories 2:00:37 Dream guest + Importance of Sound 2:08:27 Crying + Relationship with father 2:12:40 Soccer, Sack liquor + Mexican Baseball 2:18:29 Missing the freedom + Sliding Doors moment 2:21:42 Consumed with politics 2:23:27 Food poisoning + Pack super light 2:29:42 Witches, The Curse + Black guinea pigs 2:47:02 World Cup predictions 2:49:11 Charms 2:51:37 Joy in seeing friends + Oasis 2:55:01 Famous comedians + Patagonia 2:57:41 Homesick, Pet tricks + Mexican popcorn 3:00:42 Don’t look at pictures + Support Ari This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys feel abandoned, but still find time to break down Chalamet, Jack Harlow, and why we need new superstars. We’re talking: – Smut sells, Ozempic skinny jealousy, & McDonald’s elite menu rankings – Ai saving money, UBI panic & leaving the U.S. – White Lotus dreams, Mormon wives chaos & March Madness All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We’ve been abandoned 00:21 Kpop Demon Hunters is ENGLISH 1:39 St Paddy’s Day + Hard for Jack Harlow 12:25 Care about Opera/Ballet? SPANISH 16:16 Jack’s new nicknames + Unfair? 18:46 Chalamet is good + Needing new Superstars 24:18 Overexposure + Promotion will change 29:40 Schulz navigate + Breaking out of character 33:44 Smut Sells, Fourth Wing + Lines for Harry Potter 37:35 Going to the cinema 41:20 Dune, Opera moment + Bloopers 52:12 Comics laugh, All Season depression + No empathy 56:28 Named after Alex’s stage name + Royals 59:53 Skinnies on Ozempic + Milk & Cereal Hour 1:11:06 Shamrock Shake + McRib OVERRATED 1:13:51 McSommelier + Maccys Passport 1:16:19 March Madness for a Billy 1:23:38 Leaving US, UBI + Catastrophic thinking 1:41:25 Using AI to save money + Switcher 1:47:46 White Lotus S4 + We need Mike White 1:53:37 Mormon Wives, Bat Ish + Camera shy 2:03:34 BAILIFF, Breaking News + Miles McDonalds 2:05:22 Don’t care about Baseball + Taylor Frankie Paul 2:10:27 Chase Infiniti is a new credit card This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys are back to NOT solving the Middle East, and roasting Chalamet’s ballet takes. We’re talking: – Insider trading during wars – Shapiro’s eyebrows & Reddit hypotheticals – Parents on edibles Plus: the unexpected hemorrhoid discourse. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Update on Danny + Daddy duties 5:56 Middle East is EASY + What else is there? 7:26 Joey Avery drops during the war + Solving it 10:09 Insider trading on the war 12:30 Chalamet's Ballet opinions + Stop talking 16:06 Leo DiCaprio's infographic 20:55 Outdoor boys, Camping + "It's cold" 26:13 Drinking + Women voting theory 32:27 Alysa Liu's a G + Gu's got the bag 34:34 Splitting Gs 43:12 Shapiro's eyebrows + Getting clipped 46:49 Reddit hypotheticals + Dog barking 54:34 We love snow, Molly + Parents on Edibles 1:10:54 "Hey mom", Irish are Jamaican + NCAA 1:21:11 Have anything you want + Guinness tech 1:29:56 India Pale Ale & Catfish 1:35:40 Vince Vaughn show, Friends & Seinfeld 1:40:19 Miles' pick-ups, NAACP + What's the POINT? 1:42:56 Opened my eyes for THIS? Joey's special + Mommy issues 1:45:44 Hemorrhoids + Women to gooch pipeline This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys go from a massage dilemma to full-on global chaos in record time. – Clinton depositions, AI rabbis, and the internet being cooked – Iran, Israel, and a dangerous escalation trap – Epstein distractions, Mamdani praise, and insider trading politicians All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Massage dilemma + Flaps out 7:30 No birds and the bees & Communal drain 11:16 One person caught + Lesbian exchange 16:39 Clinton reminiscing, Deposition + Seth Rich 25:35 Russia took someone out + Reputational 28:25 War, propaganda + AI Rabbis 33:58 Internet = cooked, Quiet luxury + Framemogging 48:04 Khamanei + What's happening in Iran? 53:57 What does Israel do for US? Bride of Charlie 58:01 Weeks away, 0 support + What's it for? 1:11:13 Game of Chinese Chicken + Gulf states upset 1:19:00 Making jobs, Who takes over? Jets shot down 1:27:49 Who runs out of ammo 1st? Escalation trap 1:30:46 Distraction from Epstein + Mamdani is NICE 1:37:37 Eric Adams gets a bad rap 1:39:22 Stop your insider trading lads + Penalty 1:46:30 Beast Games, Human nature + Can't be bought 1:54:19 Patron Danny lifesaving operation This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys break down the BAFTA N-word controversy, Gavin Newsom’s code-switching, and the American dominance and foolery at the Winter Olympics. We’re talkin’: - Trump calls to the Olympics - Eileen Gu, Tiger parenting, and peak Americana - Epstein timelines, Wexner depositions, and the leverage nobody wants to explain - and Andrew’s BIGGEST regret All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Bafta N-word Outrage, Siamese Twins + Bears 10:22 The Ninja Turtles Theory + Do we forgive him? 15:33 Sitting next to him, Scottish + BBC edit 21:16 What did he say??? 24:21 Gavin Newsom’s Tourettes + Code switching 33:56 Who’s the next Prezzy? 40:13 Olympics, Kash’s CORNY + Trump’s call 49:54 Eileen Gu + Andrew’s BIGGEST regret 1:04:55 Alysa Liu, Tiger Dad + Americana 1:13:14 Snipers diapering up 1:16:54 Epstein + Myth of meritocracy 1:24:00 Who needs to go down? 1:26:06 State of the Union predictions 1:29:18 Wexner’s deposition + Epstein’s “self-deletion” 1:40:51 Epstein’s timeline + Birthday Book 1:44:40 Norway Premier attempt + Epstein’s leverage This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR Saagar Enjeti is with the boys diving even deeper into the Epstein rabbit hole. And this one gets WILD fast. From Les Wexner and insider trading to foreign intelligence leverage, the questions just keep stacking up. We’re talkin’: – Redactions, false passports, and why the U.S. isn’t investigating – CIA middlemen, Iran-Contra connections, and Epstein’s global network – Dubai ties, financial crashes, and whether Epstein was just a pawn – Trump, Israel, Iran, and who actually benefits from the silence – Missing footage, hacked emails, Zorro Ranch, and the hunt for co-conspirators – Plus: billionaires, press access, and why accountability never reaches the top Is this about justice, or is power protecting itself again? All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 What did they all say before? Only 2% 5:30 Redactions, Les Wexner & Tax "advice" 9:45 Lord Mandelson, Insider trading + Global elite 11:55 Trafficking women + Only US not investigating 16:23 Insider trading, Blackmail + Foreign Intelligence 19:18 Leverage, False passport + Church Committee 24:52 CIA using middle men, Leverage + 1992 29:44 Les Wexner, Iran-Contra + Birthday "messages" 38:23 Co-conspirators, Dubai connections + Intermediaries 41:33 Epstein wasn't a problem until 2019 + Paperwork error 47:08 Body double? We've been on this + Cabal 51:13 Financial crash = permission slip + Bread & Circus 54:47 Interest in creating chaos, Libya + AOC speech 1:03:33 AOC "answer" on Taiwan, Deep state + Foreign policy 1:12:05 Lutnick lying, Confidence + Handlers? 1:18:42 Trump's, Policy? Access to power 1:28:16 Not looking into Epstein, Loyalty & Power 1:32:30 No more files? 1:36:21 Trump administration, Iran + Israel's interests 1:49:00 Khanna&Massie deserve massive credit + Pressure 1:52:34 Why are the Press afraid? Needing access 1:55:36 Billionaires, Antibiotics + Outing not prosecute 1:59:46 Politicians want to go viral + Accountability 2:05:18 Craziest email everyone missed + Rothschilds 2:10:59 Eugenics, Pizza, Snow White + Coconuts 2:19:01 Shrimps, Check this all + Sulfuric acid 2:22:19 "You are going to be 22" + Book recommendations 2:27:44 Poisonous plant + US Virgin Islands 2:32:20 Why does Epstein hate Trump? Where are Epstein's enemies? 2:34:50 Elon begging, People turning Epstein down + The team 2:40:44 Google exists, Emails hacked + Changing email addresses 2:44:04 Zorro Ranch, SARs not released 2:48:15 Next Epstein, Eugenics + Baby Surrogacy 2:56:29 Justifying their narcissism + In the club 3:01:49 Total control + What does justice look like? 3:04:32 Lesser players, Finances + Where's the footage? 3:09:11 Who is Trump protecting? Distrust in government 3:14:19 Ghislaine swapped? Incentives This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys go full investigative-mode on Bad Bunny's Half Time Show, Trump, and the Epstein files. It's fun and celebratory up top, but gets chaotic, and conspiratorial fast. We’re talkin’: – Super Bowl halftime politics, TPUSA, and why Jake Paul is corny – Epstein theories: redactions, and whether “he’s still alive” – Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Peter Attia, and sulfuric secret code words – Ghislaine, Wexner, Reddit mods, game-economy laundering, and “sacrificial lambs” No one is safe, everyone’s implicated, and the rabbit hole goes way deeper than you think. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Schulz told you! Gaga was unnecessary? 5:56 Embracing this Americana + Landscaping 9:02 Trump’s response was scheduled 10:15 TPUSA Half-Time show + Tap-dancing 13:07 Arg. against Bad Bunny? Jake Paul = corny 19:17 Low amounts of guilt + Recording at WTFMedia 22:07 Epstein files, are the rest coming out? 27:18 Epstein still alive? Dorsey + AI to confuse 30:00 Craziest claims, Bill Gates + David got roasted 36:05 Sulfuric Acid, Code words + Peter Attia 39:47 Is Elon Musk the corniest + Wildest party?? 44:50 Leverage w/ gov, Bannon interview + Middle men 51:04 How early does it go? Epstine? Bear Stearns 56:11 Why him? Inheriting Maxwell’s wealth + Reddit mod 1:00:54 Epstein meeting with 4chan creator 1:05:44 Epstein still alive? Laundering thru game economies 1:09:22 Procuring people, Sacrificial lambs + Redacted names? 1:13:23 Epstein was cooperating + Trump et al lied 1:16:26 Don T redaction, Kash Patel + Too big to fail 1:21:02 Elites + Feared than loved 1:26:16 Clintons’ public deposition + Howard Lutnick 1:29:40 Overseas impact of files + Nothing will happen 1:31:49 Where are the victims? Epstein didn’t self-del? 1:42:37 WH response + Trump friendship timeline 1:48:00 Trump is implicated + Bannon 1:51:09 Are we just Greek? Wexner is Epstein’s BF? 1:53:31 Come on forehead + What’s the story? 1:54:56 Ex-gf crypto scandal + Island = no rules 1:57:56 Kaaba covering, Temple + Satanic rituals? 2:01:47 Victims, Congressmen + Wealth inequality 2:04:47 DA reducing Epstein’s charge + Go to the Island? 2:07:55 Eric Weinstein, Goy hurts + Chris Tucker 2:12:13 Blaccent, Fake Citizens + What’s the real? 2:14:21 Catholic Church + Stoking fear This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – Tony Yayo & Uncle Murda pulled up and it’s G-Unit storytelling on God mode. From Rikers nightmares to the true meaning of loyalty, this one’s packed with heat, history, and heavy opinions. We’re talkin’: – Yayo on Eminem, Jay-Z, Fab vs. Banks, and who really ran the 2000s – Jail stories, hip hop police, and why Rikers is hell – Diddy, Epstein, TIDAL, Ruff Ryders, and the marketing genius that is 50 Cent Alexx gets COOKED this episode, so sit back, relax and INDULGE. 0:00 F Uncle Murda + Banks more than Fab 1:23 Loyal to 50 + Right environment 3:05 “Why me?” + Being on the run 7:22 Hip Hop police, Legal security + Non-violence 9:40 Rikers Island is horrendous + Catholic Schools 12:34 On his own + Eminem is WHITE? Free Yayo 17:40 Cutie pie with the long hair 20:34 Navigating jail, Caliente + Grammys 2003 23:06 Nail art excludes you + ASAP Rocky 26:19 Renegade + Eminem put people on 29:02 Fab vs Banks, Give Eminem + Jay-Z glazing 33:51 Jay’s career over 50’s? 37:06 Everyone’s kinda racist + Media training 40:30 White people jokes + UNCLE MURDA 42:43 Meeting at MSG + No Diddy on steroids 44:34 LL, Wu-Tang + Standing next to the fire 48:27 Super Bowl conversation + Bad Bunny half time 50:47 Fabs v Banks + G-Unit most hated + TIDAL 54:09 Who does Yayo diss? Ruff Ryders + Jay-Z’s a genius 57:46 Jay-Z bit 50? Beastie Boys + White Rappers 1:01:54 Travis Scott + Live Nation + Queens all day 1:03:19 Nas, Rep Queens + Hip Hop knowledge 1:05:22 Can’t have business meetings + Top 5 80s 1:08:17 Our generational Top 10 + BIGGIE was fat fly 1:09:24 Music was always aspirational + Fashion 1:11:00 Connecting with 50, DJs + Good drogas dealers 1:13:59 50 is a marketing genius + BK = crazy 1:18:19 Gang culture + Not picking sides 1:24:13 Rich people don’t wear jewellery + BIG CHAINS 1:27:15 Who’s more culturally refined? Stinking of bud 1:32:38 Travelling, Roc Nation + Alexx getting fired 1:35:22 Acting aspirations + 50’s about family 1:45:26 How did 50 Cent learn this? Loyalty 1:53:28 Diddy, Epstein + Selective politicking 1:57:10 Harmony, We want blood + G-Unit BLAMER 2:03:03 He’s on Kendrick’s side, Tyler Perry + BEEFs 2:10:32 We wanna see the GOATs perform together 2:13:55 Don’t want harmony + Industry “friends” 2:16:57 Hotter than Fab? Who’s touring? 2:19:08 G-Unit + Dipset Tour + All about BUSINESS 2:23:53 Kept it street + 1st in Armenia 2:27:04 PAINTED NAILS & OPINIONS This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – this week the boys are discussing the recent ICE killings in Minnesota. We’re also talkin’: - Mark being the worst friend alive - Small Greek D propoganda - Alex Honnold climbing and white people spelunking - Akaash got his pawned gear back, Mark's got a new mouth toy & much much more. INDULGE. 0:00 Mark's bath baby batter + No shower 5:02 Miles moving + Why do we have headboards? 8:51 Who has the best wafers? No Pound Town 12:01 Great guy, Never bully + Miles was cool! 14:18 Ain't see enough Ds + Greek strategies 21:00 ICE murdered Alex Pretti + Intended cruelty 34:57 Protests working, Midterms + Needing change 41:27 No trust, 2A + Heroism 47:40 TikTok censor political discourse + Info 53:29 Not picking sides, Politics = messy + Call it out 1:01:25 Sports benefits + Super Bowl 1:06:28 Akaash got his equipment + Pawning 1:12:32 Mark got a Jew Harp 1:15:02 Alex Honnold climb is terrifying 1:24:04 Humans are awesome compilations + Not new?? 1:29:58 Spelunking + need for hardcore 1:36:24 "The devil's always fun" + Superstitions This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YERRR – the boys are back and breaking down everything from Mark’s new liberal mom to Michael Jackson’s guilt, with some ICE hypotheticals, and Mormon conspiraces inbetween. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Mark's mom's a LIB + Swedish testimony 5:05 Got to hide migrants 6:44 Don Lemon Church rally + Migrant in Black face 12:42 We need to shut ICE + Kiryas Joel 16:11 B&H is amazing & it's their fault 17:52 Hasidics don't know + Silent Mile 21:01 Where should we be? Mamdani's NYC + Knicks are BAD 23:56 Shoutout to Weezy! Salt Lake City is GREAT 26:26 RHOSLC is AMAZING + K-hole treatment 30:09 Landman + Hot women drives religion 33:22 She's 17 in the show + Blue Monday or MLK Day 38:02 Sharing chapstick + Digging in there 43:00 Indiana, Curt Cignetti & Abella Danger 50:10 Sin Tax + Trump's unhinged imperialism 55:41 Honoring ancestors with Burger King 58:25 Salmon sushi is NEW 1:02:49 Legit daycares in MN + Remove monetization 1:08:35 FYP is so bad + Mother Teresa 1:11:07 Play-offs, "Vroom, vroom" + Patel Cartel 1:17:07 Shout-out Mexicans, Hybrids + What's wrong Miles? 1:18:56 Watch this play + Championship games 1:23:51 Michael Jackson - did he do it or not? 1:26:13 Old people with screens + Bodycam footage 1:27:43 Internet is cooked + TV comeback 2:32:58 Ben Affleck = SMART + Matt Damon on phone viewing 1:42:55 Vertical tv shows will take over This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices