Chapter 39

Ohio Grass Man So um, this grass...mannnnnnnnn. Roll up a fatty with us and get comfy as we unpack the mystery surrounding the airheaded cryptid who has everything going for it. There are grass mounds, window peeping, aggressive trash throwing; this cryptid truly has everything and we promise we aren't just blowing smoke.

Jangsan Beom If you are hiking in the picturesque mountains of Busan, don't fall for the tricks of the mysterious Jangsan Boem. Like the male lead in everyone's favorite k-drama, this cryptid enjoys luring you into a false sense of security before destroying your entire reason for existence. We hope you enjoy the tale of everyone's new favorite forest mystery.

Sinkhole Sam If you are bored and want to listen to a story about a dumb vegetarian, then please enjoy the twisted tale of Sinkhole Sam.

Lake Tianchi Monster Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids.

Snallygaster Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners.

British Big Cats (ABCs) A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There’s a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.

Oliver is one of our favorite people and has many weird stories, we love when he can share! He also took some amazing photos and videos of us because he has special cameras that can detect Unicorns.

Globster Who doesn't enjoy stumbling across a large, unidentifiable, mound of jelly on the beach? Bonus points if you discover it by unknowingly stepping in it! This week we tackle all things globster (interestingly not a glamorous lobster) and examine my favorite blob the St. Augustine Monster.

Gazeka Gazeka! Bless you! And you might want that blessing if you are faced with with this fearsome cryptid also known as "devil pig". You may not know he is there but you may stumble upon the "gift" he has left for you in the woods... it's poop... much like every dog in the world... the gift is poop...

Lake Worth Monster Also described as cotton candy with horns, the Lake Worth Monster is more mystery than myth (whatever that means). We thought a confusing and convoluted description would perfectly fit this cryptic cryptid.