S1 Patreon Bonus Episode 2 - Tammi’s Takeover: You think I’m typecast
This was originally a Patreon-exclusive bonus episode, and fits into season 1 between episodes 27 and 28. Tammi and Olivia talk about what's been happening in the voicemails, and Kat and Jess rehearse a play with a somewhat eccentric drama school director. Please check out Y2K Productions new sci-fi audio drama Chaika https://y2kpod.com/chaika/ - you can subscribe now in your favourite podcatcher by searching for 'Chaika'. Want to support Y2K, Chaika and Y2K Productions? We adore you amazing human! You can support us on Patreon from only 1 USD and get early episode releases, plus lots of other goodies such as exclusive episodes and behind-the-scenes content, please go to patreon.com/y2kpod to check it out. Transcript below. Don't miss the bloopers after the end credits! Cast: OLIVIA - Kirsty Woolven (she/her) http://twitter.com/kirstywoolvenTAMMI - Anna Jartin (she/her) [email protected] SCHOOL DIRECTOR - Sarah Golding (she/her) https://quirkyvoices.weebly.com/ KAT - Janis Westin (she/her) [email protected] JESS - Karin Heimdahl (she/her) https://twitter.com/karinheim INTRO NARRATOR - Emma Laslett (she/they) https://twitter.com/Waruce Written, produced and directed by Karin Heimdahl (she/her). Intro and outro music is created and recorded by Jake Haws, check out his podcast Making Music with Jake Haws to hear more. For more information please visit y2kpod.com. You can also find us on twitter, instagram and facebook @Y2Kpod,or e-mail us at [email protected] Looking for merch? We have it! Check out Y2Kpod.com/merch Blue fireworks image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay (https://pixabay.com/users/geralt-9301). ℗ 2019 Karin Heimdahl ___________________________TRANSCRIPTTammi's Takeover - Patreon Bonus Episode 2: You think I’m typecast(INTRO MUSIC)Scene B2:1TAMMIHello and welcome to Tammi’s Takeover – our very special show just for Patreon supporters of Y2K! I’m Tammi, and with me is of course Olivia...OLIVIAHello everyone!TAMMISo excited to take over again!OLIVIA(laughs) I’m glad you are! I couldn’t do this on top of everything else.TAMMIHappy to. So, a lot has been happening in the voicemails lately. OLIVIAOh yes.TAMMIHow do you feel about it all?OLIVIAI feel... relieved that I am not trying to keep so many secrets anymore. (beat) And awful about Kat’s miscarriage, of course.TAMMIYes. Did you know that would happen?OLIVIANo! I mean, I knew she doesn’t have a kid my age, but I knew nothing about the miscarriage. Not really the sort of thing she would talk to a child about, I suppose. And by the time I was grown up, it was so long ago. TAMMIBut that means you knew something would happen.OLIVIAI did. And I was waiting for it – dreading it. But I couldn’t know when it would happen. And of course I *did* think she could have had a child and then put them up for adoption, too.TAMMIOh... Didn’t think of that. So you were surprised when Kat announced she was pregnant in the voicemails? OLIVIAMore like shocked. I was waiting for my mama – Rachel – to start talking about being pregnant, and sort of mentally preparing for telling the listeners, and then all of a sudden Kat is pregnant instead. TAMMII can imagine. So, you call Rachel your mama- OLIVIAAnd Jess my mum, yeah. I don’t know if my parents planned that or if it just happened, but it’s handy for keeping them straight.TAMMI(raucous laughter) Straight?OLIVIA(joins in the laughter) Oh dear. *That* came out wrong.TAMMI(still laughing) Came out?OLIVIA(laughs again) Stop it! TAMMI(laughter winding down) OK. Fine. Where were we? OLIVIA(still a little giggly) I don’t know.TAMMI(slight laughter left) Guess it’s my job to... take over and check what we are supposed to be talking about... (paper rustling, deep breath) Right. Yes. We talked about this last episode, you found something special for us to include today, right Olivia?OLIVIAI did! In a different folder of my mum’s old computer I found some recordings of Kat and Jess from drama school. They start off serious but it’s a rehearsal so I think there’s some silly stuff too. TAMMIFun! What are they rehearsing?OLIVIAA play called House of Bernarda Alba by a Spanish playwright (paper rustles) Federico Garcia Lorca. I’d never heard of it – googled and it seems to be a pretty depressing story about a group of sisters in 1930’s Spain. But it’s all women which is pretty cool.TAMMIYeah – that must be unusual for the time. All right, let’s listen!Scene B2:2(click, dramatic music?)DIRECTOR(claps hands twice) Right, everyone, we’re doing the scene with Amelia and Martirio, everyone else can take 30, you lucky bastards. (sound of group of actors leaving, low chatting (all female), doors closing) Right. So where are you when this scene begins?KATUm... (script rustles) I’m at the table, doing some mending.JESSMe too.DIRECTORAll right, all right, good. Places. (sound of movement, wooden chairs, sitting down) Whenever you’re ready, you can... start.KAT (as AMELIA) (sighs) I no longer know if it’s better to have a fiancé or not.JESS (as MARTIRIO) It makes no difference.KAT (as AMELIA) It’s all the gossip that’s to blame, they won’t let you live. Adelaida must have had a bad time of it.JESS (as MARTIRIO) (uncertain) They’re afraid of mother. She’s the only one who knows the truth about Adelaida’s father and how he got his land. Whenever she comes here, mother sticks the knife in. Her father killed his first wife’s husband, in Cuba, to marry-DIRECTORRight. Thank you. All right. Um. You know. It sounds like you’re reading a grocery list, Jess, and it’s not a good one, y’know? ‘S... just full of oranges. Just... C’mon! JESS(frustrated sound) All right.DIRECTORThis is one of those lines that you have to (makes grunting noise), you have to (makes grunting noise), yes, you see? You have to inject some interest into it, because it’s all exposition. Right? You got that? JESS(scribbles on script) Right. DIRECTORAnd you know it’s a, it’s a dramatic story, it’s not a... you know, it’s not a introverts festival- It’s just... Look, do we have a hat anywhere? (rummages around) Do we have a hat? Do we have a hat somewhere? Yes! Here! (throws it at JESS, she catches it) Right. OK. So- Put that on. Right. Now do the scene from the top, but stand over here. Kat, your job, right, if you’re willing to accept it, is to grab the hat. KAT(smiles) OK.DIRECTORRight. And Jess, right, you, you cannot let her grab it. JESS(smiles) Got it.DIRECTORWhenever you’re ready.(sound of tussle and slight giggles, also scripts being waved around, throughout scene, BOTH much quicker and more energetic)KAT (as AMELIA) I no longer know if it’s better to have a fiancé or not.JESS (as MARTIRIO) It makes no difference.KAT (as AMELIA) It’s all the gossip that’s to blame, they won’t let you live. Adelaida must have had a bad time of it.JESS (as MARTIRIO) They’re afraid of mother. She’s the only one who knows the truth about Adelaida’s father and how he got his land. Whenever she comes here, mother sticks the knife in. Her father killed his first wife’s husband, in Cuba, to marry the wife. Then he abandoned her here, and went off with another woman who had a daughter, and *then* had an affair with the daughter, Adelaida’s mother, and married *her* when the second wife died insane.DIRECTORThank you! Better. Right. Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess, come here, come here, could you feel the difference, yes?JESSYes!DIRECTORYes, good. Good, good, good. Right. Now you need to keep that energy, both of you, OK, but now get into the emotions of the scenes, right. Now, can’t have you sitting down. Um... (script pages rustling) Jess, you stand up, right, and you go down stage left on “It makes no difference”. OK, do that.JESSYep. (scribbles on script)DIRECTOROK, good. Aah, and Kat, um, can you follow her on “It’s all the gossip...” so you end up here. (sounds of moving around) Like this. OK? No... That’s right, good. More hip. Good, lovely.KATOK. (scribbles on script)DIRECTORTake it from “And why is the wretch...”, Kat.KATWhere? (script pages rustling) Oh. OK.DIRECTORWhenever you’re ready. (pause) OK, come on. Whenever you’re ready.KAT (as AMELIA) And why is that wretch not in jail?JESS (as MARTIRIO) Because men cover up things like that among themselves, and no one’s willing to speak out.KAT (as AMELIA) But Adelaida’s not to blame for all that.JESS (as MARTIRIO) No, but stories are repeated. And to me it all seems one dreadful repetition. Her fate is the same as her mother’s and her grandmother’s, both wives of the man who engendered her. (stops) Wait, “engendered”? (beat) Oh, gross! Three generations of women forced into incest. (sound of disgust from KAT)DIRECTORYes! Yes, exactly. Save your disgust for Martirio, OK? From, c’mon let’s go from “Her fate is...”JESSSorry. (clears throat) Her fate is the same as her mother’s and her grandmother’s, both wives of the man who engendered her.KAT (as AMELIA) What a terrible thing!JESS (as MARTIRIO) It’s better never to see a man. Since childhood they make me afraid. I’d see them in the yard yoking the oxen and lifting the sacks of wheat, shouting and stamping, and I was always afraid of growing up and suddenly finding myself in their arms. God has made me weak and ugly and has kept them away from me.KAT (as AMELIA) Don’t say such things! Enrique Humanes was after you and he liked you.JESS (as MARTIRIO) People invent things! Once I stood by the window in my nightgown till dawn, because his farmhand’s daughter told me he was going to stop by, but he never came. It was all talk. Then he married another girl with more money than I.KAT (as AMELIA) And she, as ugly as the devil!JESS (as MARTIRIO) What does beauty matter to them? What matters are land, oxen, and a submissive bitch to fetch them their food.KAT (as AMELIA) Ay!DIRECTORThank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you- Lovely. Right. Hm... (script pages rustling)JESS(laughs, to KAT) I love Amelia - “Ay”!KAT(laughs, to JESS) Yes! And Martirio – “submissive bitch”.JESSYeah – you think I’m typecast? “Better never to see a man”?KAT(smiles) Probably. Hang on. You feeling “ugly and weak”?JESS(laughs) Well... DIRECTORAll right, OK, from the top. Kat, I want you to really think about Amelia’s objective here – OK, what does she want? Right, and Jess, a little... (fades out)(dramatic music?, click)Scene B2:3TAMMIThat was fun!OLIVIAYes! Though seems like an awful story.TAMMIIt does. Though – in that horrible line about the father killing the wives and marrying the daughters... I’ve been listening to this podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno lately – have you heard it? OLIVIAYes – it’s huge – millions of listeners.TAMMIAnd SO funny!OLIVIAMm. Not quite my cup of tea, but sure.TAMMII love it. Anyway, I kept hearing that line read as part of the confusing narrative of Belinda Blinked – “Her father killed his first wife in Cuba and married the daughter and abandoned her and then his second wives first cousin’s uncle...”(BOTH laugh)OLIVIANot *quite* as much sex in this play, though.TAMMINo. At least not in the scene we heard!OLIVIATrue!TAMMIAll right, better wrap this up. Anything you want to say before we go?OLIVIAThank you, Patreon supporters, again and always. You support means so much.TAMMIYes. Thank you! I will take over again in about three months! Bye!OLIVIABye!(OUTRO)(BLOOPERS)(OUTRO MUSIC) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.