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10 ways to make people find you more attractive.   Join The Patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe 

An underground movement You can watch the video version unedited on Patreon ( I knew this one would make me laugh as I recorded it)

10 satirical life hacks that could help you change the way people view you.   www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe 

I am joined in the studio by OddAndCute for another round of Would Ewe Rather. 15 Unhinged would you rather questions that you can play along with at home. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe  www.linktr.ee/oddandcute www.linktr.ee/cutevintages 

10 Quick simple satirical steps to make your child scared of the moon - Earth's ONLY natural satellite.  www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe  

10 Absurdly bad "life hacks" for when your neighbours show zero interest in mutual bathing. From the old lady down the road to the guy across the street — plus a questionable Eric Clapton parody. Satire.

10 Bad Life Hacks to Upset the Other Tenants in Your House-Share   Tired of living in peace with your flatmates? Sick of polite note-leaving and shared cleaning rotas? Then have I got good news for you: this week I'm giving you 10 bad life hacks guaranteed to turn your house-share into a low-level warzone of passive-aggression, lingering smells, and mutual resentment.   From milkk tips and bathroom ideas to advanced techniques for making everyone want to move out, these are the tips nobody asked for and everyone secretly needs.   I normally turn rabbits into toasters and rats into pencil cases… but once a week I also give terrible advice. This is one of those weeks.   Support the show, get early/ad-free episodes, exclusive content and more at www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe All the links: www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

Wanna be Top (Floor) Dog?     Support the show by joining www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe        10 Satirical life hacks to help you dominate the other riders in the lift and ensure you are the dominant man OR WOMAN in that small confined box. I normally make rats into pencilcases but once a week I release a podcast too. I like to give terrible advice. This time there is a parody song at the end of the original Pokemon theme tune, from the perspective of a man that wants to be in charge of the elevator.

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No rest for the wee kids. Support the show and get access to exclusive content for £3 www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe