Ep 106: My First Girlfriend is a Gal (Anime Review)

An island of warriors who wear blades on their Saving PRIVATE Ryans gather on the legendary D1ck Fight Island. As we're introduced to each of the warriors by staring for an uncomfortably long time at their cock a doodle doos, the protagonist steps forward to prove that his trident of justice is more than a match for all cummers.

After the debacle at the Pokemon coliseum, the Booty Warrior Protag falls back to an Amazon warehouse to meet with his most trusted advisors: the Booty Bandit Princess, the Ice Wolf Slave Loli and One Arm One Sword. All is well in the realm and they're off to the next adventure and the episode would have been FINE to end right there but nooooo, we just had to be treated to a scene where Booty Bandit Princesss' little sister, Norn Mcdonald, is stomping on the grapefruits of her servant/slave/step stool/(their relationship is complicated, ok).

Review for the anime "Noir" Synopsis: A sexy blonde assassin chick is emailed out of the blue by a random Japanese school girl who turns out to have ties to her past. They meet in a mutually agreed upon and respectable location, an abandoned warehouse, where the blonde chick is gonna kill the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why, but then a bunch of men in black looking goon squad looking dudes show up to ambush them so the girls decide to team up and clap their cheeks. Then they decide they're really good at clapping cheeks together and form an unstoppable assassin team and start hunting down the Illuminati, who had clapped the cheeks of the sexy blonde assassin chick's parents long ago. Oh, and went it's all said and done, the sexy blonde assassin cheek still promises to clap the cheeks of the Japanese school girl because SCREW HER, that's why.

What happens when a hentai podcaster and an anime podcaster - two old friends - reunite for an hour plus to talk about anime (and hentai)? Bedlam! Well, not really. But still! We'll just go with bedlam! Check out Anime Nerd's podcast!!! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/animenerd?fbclid=IwAR2rfrihupemkb-c3AotemTRhrqztpdUd9n64kTdWgDv_p2spAgDOvzAPPg

Redo of Boo Boo hole willingly walks into a trap to save the innocent folks who were captured from his village and proceeds to start clapping the cheeks of every soldier in sight. The trap is sprung, but then the Booty Bandit Princess appears in the sky like a giant magical girl version of Jesus with her big ol' GLORIOUS pair of titties and claps back at her naysayers by turning into a one woman heavenly choir.

A wimpy guy just wants to get home from an incoming typhoon, but an Amazonian she hulk looking chick with a lesbian haircut guilt trips him into letting her shelter at his place, where she proceeds to eat him out of house and home. When she's done with that, she proceeds to aggressively exercise with him (even though he doesn't want to exercise) to burn off the calories. Unfortunately, she is big and he is small and therefore, he does not have a choice in exercising. He cries a little bit before trying to get revenge but it turns out that, in case you didn't catch it the first time, she is big and he is small, so she exercises even more aggressively with him and he dies or something...should've just let her walk home in the typhoon but nooooo, he just had to be a pussy and let her come over and eat up three days worth of food. Now he's probably dead...maybe...but probably. No way he survived all that exercising. Doujin review for "Resist! A Muscular Woman's Mount Position!!" Artist: Yamamoto Zenzen Link to doujin: https://nhentai.net/g/400325/1/

When the gender bender super sayian decides to gloat too much, the big pink angry guy uses his tentacle of doom to bind her hands and give her a lecture on hurting others' feelings. Doujin: You're Just a Small Fry Majin Link: https://9hentai.to/g/98912/

Things go amiss when female bounty hunters Little White Ape and Beast Mode Chocolate Deluxe kick in the door of criminals Little Joker and Juan Carlos, two cholos who have zero f@#ks to give...though they do have plenty of lead to give. Beast Mode Chocolate Deluxe takes a shotgun blast to the chest but thank the Gods she's kitted out like she's playing Rainbox Six Siege, so she shrugs that mug off and takes these two ruff and tumble cholos to jail where they belong. Little White Ape inspects Beast Mode Chocolate Deluxe's chest wound when they get home but decides that she needs to check ALL of her. That's when we learn the true meaning of "INTER" in "INTERRACIAL." Doujin: Bounty Hunter Doujin Link: https://doujins.com/doujins-original-series/gear-bounty-hunter-65321#

Rance Sama and the loli gate guard take a leisurely stroll through a graveyard to do the Thriller dance with a bunch of zombos. The zombos die from too much dancing, then Rance Sama and the loli gate guard, who isn't really a loli but just a short well endowed woman, disrespect the dead by exercising aggressively over a tombstone. One thing leads to another, and Rance Sama fights his way Mortal Kombat style in a coliseum...a Pokemon coliseum.

This Crack Head Right C'here, our brave protagonist, is jumped by a purple haired ninja chick but she's scared off when his indentured servant, Black Pink In Your Area, shows up to jump her hood style. Black Pink In Your Area is rewarded for her bravery by being shown the true meaning of "Merry Go Round" at a local playground. Women and children and puppies watch in horror. This Crack Head Right C'here is eventually punked by a loli in a suit of armor before galavanting off to a graveyard to kill zombies with her. He, of course, has only the best intentions for his intrepid young companion.