Unloved Sequels

Evil Never Dies. You can burn it, you can shoot it, you can lock it up forever, but evil never dies.In this episode Claire & Michael are heading back to Haddonfield, where horror meets reality TV in the form of Dangertainment - good thing we've been practising our Kung Fu!Michael Myers' work is not done yet as evil finds its way home in Halloween Resurrection!At time of recording Halloween and Halloween II are available to stream on Lionsgate in the UK, while Halloween H20: 20 Years Later is available to stream on Netflix in the UK and Halloween: Resurrection is on Sky Movies/NOW. It might be easier to just buy the box set...CONTENT WARNING: this is a very sweary movie, so it's a very sweary episode.

'𝗧𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀...In this episode Michael and Claire invite the in-laws round, but get a nasty shock when that old friend who's invited himself round for the festive season turns out to have been plotting their downfall all along - it's The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause!At time of recording The Santa Clause, The Santa Clause 2 and The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (not to mention The Santa Clauses) are available to stream on Disney+ in the UK and USA.

An all-new adventure down the yellow brick road. At time of recording The Wizard of Oz is available to stream on HBO Max in the USA and Sky Cinema/NOW in the UK. Return to Oz is available to stream on Disney+

You are cordially invited to the royal event of the season. In this episode Michael and Claire are graduating college and preparing for life as a very normal 21-year-old - apart from the fact of also being heir apparent of a totally made up European land in which no two people's accents are the same and the revelation that unless we find someone to marry within a month we'll lose the throne to Chris Pine. It can take a lifetime to find true love; she's got 30 days in The Princess Diaries: Royal Engagement! At time of recording The Princess Diaries and The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement are available to stream on Disney+ in the UK and USA.

If adventure has a name, it must be... Indiana Jones. In this episode Michael & Claire defy the laws of age, time travel and quality movie-making in an octogenarian "romp" with Fleabag and a kid that definitely isn't a plug-and-play rip-off of a character from a previous instalment. A legend will face his destiny... in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! At time of recording the first four movies in the Indiana Jones franchise are available on Paramount+ in the USA and Prime VIdeo in the UK. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is available on Disney+ in both countries.

Something unexpected has evolved In this episode Michael & Claire are getting tricked into revisiting their biggest life trauma to date, in search of a 12 year old boy who's savvier and more resourceful than most of the adults surrounding him put together. This time it's not just a walk in the park in Jurassic Park III At time of recording Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park III are available to stream on Amazon Prime Video in the UK and USA

They came. They saw. They ran. In this episode Hallowe'en goes family friendly as Michael & Claire face off against old foes, new outfits and terrible CGI - zoinks! Doo the fright thing - with Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed! At time of recording Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed are available to stream on HBO Max in the USA and Sky Cinema/NOW in the UK. Featuring a guest interview with Trace Thurman, co-host of Horror Queers and Scooby-Doo superfan.

She never forgives. She never forgets. She never left. In this episode Michael & Claire launch spooky season with a trip back to that weird, old, creepy house where a bunch of kids killed themselves in mysterious circumstances a few decades ago. Where better to take a group of pre-teen war evacuees...? Don't look! You mustn't look... at The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death At time of recording the Woman in Black and The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death are available to stream on Sky/NOW Cinema in the UK. The Woman in Black is available to stream on Paramount+ in USA, while The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death is on Peacock & Tubi.

Would the real James Bond please step forward? In this episode Michael & Claire are coming out of retirement but *definitely* showing their age in a sequel was borne out of decades of legal wrangling and is perhaps the very definition of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should" If you haven't seen Sean Connery in 'Never Say Never Again' then you haven't seen James Bond 007! (apparently...) At time of recording Never Say Never Again is available to rent or buy from most digital platforms.

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. In this episode Michael & Claire are taking on a power-crazed media mogul, his team of henchmen *and* his wife - not to mention a kick-ass fellow agent who could probably take on the whole movie's quota of bad guys single handed. All in a day's work for our favourite movie spy. The Man. The Number. The License...are all back in Tomorrow Never Dies! At time of recording GoldenEye and Tomorrow Never Dies are available to rent or buy from most digital platforms. Tomorrow Never Dies is also available on ITVX in the UK (if you don't mind watching with adverts).