Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

"I would avoid that cave of yonder. People go there and come back...different. Just avoid the sea-cave at all costs okay????"   We made a jeskai merfolk that's letting all your cards escape. This week's mechanic is: Escape: (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost)

"Tezzeret is such a strange boy. He's always making little knick knacks that never seem to do more than self distruct." We made a four color golem that's a sweeper on a stick.   This week's mechanic is: Pack tactics — Whenever CARDNAME attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, ...

"Pus-Axe be the one. Never forget my name. NEVER FORGET!"   We made a 4 color troll that's a bit stinky, but likes high profile friends. This week's mechanic is: convoke:  (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for  or one mana of that creature's color.)

"The berserker legions of Kalimdor are unstoppable. They swarm. They rampage. And when they finally seemed pushed back, very ice comes to their aid." We made a mono blue stax-y wall. Prepare to piss your friends off. This week's mechanic: Enrage: Whenever this creature is dealt damage...

"The ritual is almost complete! Just a few more things are needed. Eye of newt, snake skin, and just some of my own blood. There...wait...was that wro... ..." -Unknown With Duskmourn on the horizion, we dimir demon illusion who's bringing some serious value to your board. This week mechanic: Survival: At the beginning of your second main phase, if Veteran Survivor is tapped...  Thanks to this week's sponser Andrew Swanson presents the Dead Sea Scrolls.

"Our experiements have yielded some...interesting results. She seemed useless, until she ate. We may be able to bolster our ranks faster than anticipated."   We made a simic ooze who loves to eat. This week's mechanic is: Incubate: Incubate N (Create an Incubator token with N +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this artifact." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)  

"Why are all the recovered machines missing parts? All of them. Each one has a weapon system that's been removed. This is most troubling..." We made a Dimir germ that makes his own weapons. This week's mechanic: Liveing Weapon: Living weapon (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.)

"Kridvod is never lonely. He has alllll his magical friends with him." We made a mono red goblin that loves enchantments. This week's mechanic: conspire:  (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

"The ground quakes. Thrumb has awakened. Your end is nigh." We made a Dune-brood elemental that will probably get banned in your play group because they clearly hate fun. This week's mechanic: converge: Converge — ... for each color of mana spent to cast it.

"The sands of time stop for no one. For some, we can excelerate the movement." We made a bant centaur who's dashing friends onto the battlefield. This week's mechanic: Dash: [cost] (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)