Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

Hey, folks! Today on the feed we’re sharing an episode of an amazing Audio Fiction series called THIRTEEN. I am OBSESSED with this show. And the folks who make it are pretty awesome too. They were kind enough to help us out IN A BIG WAY for our launch of Someone Just Like You and we’d love to be able to send some new listeners their way.  Thirteen is an audio-fiction podcast that tells slow burn, atmospheric, spooky stories, releasing on the 13th of each month. These are original stories, only found on Thirteen. Not Reddit classics or creepypastas. Eerie tales that'll stick with you - less Friday the 13th and more Haunting of Hill House. You'll find yourself immersed in an eerie universe of the supernatural, occult and of course a haunted house or two. Thirteen is currently releasing their an annual October series. A long form original horror story told over five episodes. In this series - A group of friends play a spooky game as kids, only to find out that it comes back to haunt them as adults. IN THIS EPISODE: Part One, “What happened to Emma.”  It's just a kid's game, right? Written by lan Epperson Narrated by Brooke Jennett Kaylee is Shelby Novak - find Shelby at Scare You To Sleep Abby is Kayla Temshiv, find Kayla at KaylaTemshiv.com and Twitter Jess is Carlee Coulihan, find Carlee at Durability Production Emma is Abigail Blythe on Twitter Mrs. Lander is Emma Sherr-Ziarko at www.emmasherrziarko.com Music composed by Caleb Ritchie Editing and sound design by Brooke Jennett Listen to THIRTEEN wherever you get your podcasts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we're excited to share the pilot episode of Good Pointe's new series, a horror anthology called, "Someone Just Like You." If you enjoy this episode be sure to subscribe to the main feed for Someone Just Like You where Episode Two will already be waiting for you. Listen to SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU here: https://pod.link/1763094732 EPISODE NOTES: "The Body is a Temple" was written by Connor Bushoven. Sound Design and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett. Someone Just Like You was created by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Addison Peacock as Charlie. Zane Schacht as Greg. Josh Rubino as the Police Officer. Erin Lillis as the Super. More about the Writer: Connor Bushoven is an artist, voice actor, and writer from the East Coast who has always loved the art of storytelling in all its forms. As a 3D artist, he's worked on feature films including Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) and The Lion King: Mufasa's Journey (2024). It was his love of storytelling that got him into the world of audio fiction, and he has recently started branching out into new genres. "The Body is a Temple" is the first horror story he's published and was inspired by the idea of the strange and grotesque things that could be sharing our spaces and lurking just out of view. https://www.cbushovenart.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma (9:20-9:45) CAST: Jack Carmichael as The Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. and Josh Rubino as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Flood by Jahzzar. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers DISCORD: SERVER Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad Copy. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason One. Jordan Reed as Freemason Two. Mason Amadeus as Freemason Three. Amr Ammourazz as Drive-Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. Distraction by Hank. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Day That Randy Shot Me Down by Louie Zong. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear.  The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers DISCORD: SERVER Episode Transcript Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Flat Earther’s origin story. Or... why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as the Radio Ad. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Every Time by Katy Kirby. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. The Old Speech by Lookfar. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers DISCORD: SERVER CONTACT: [email protected] Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. Episode Transcript A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.  PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ DISCORD: SERVER Episode Transcript Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final three episodes of 2FEKAF will be hitting the feed over the next few weeks, but today we're thrilled bring you the pilot episode of Fawx and Stallion! Fawx and Stallion is a new comedy series co-created by none other than our very own Lauren Grace Thompson. (voice of Gayle Kruger). CW: Adult language. Sexual innuendo. Robbery. Jail/imprisonment. Reference to hanging. About Fawx & Stallion London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famous cases, no one is left to clear a poor housekeeper’s name of a crime she didn’t commit. Well, no one except for their neighbors at 224B. This Episode The Place: London, England The Time: Winter, 1889 The Crime: Anything (including, but not limited to: Robberies, Burglaries, Thieveries, Unlawful Acts, General Wrong-doing, and Pilferings) The Detectives: Sherlock Holmes & Dr. John Watson, 221B Baker Street Known Alternatives: None of Note Neighbors: Hampton Fawx and James Stallion, 224B Baker Street CREDITS Written and Directed by Ian Geers and Lauren Grace Thompson. Sound designed by Sarah Buchynski. Produced and edited by Lauren Grace Thompson. Original music by Baldemar.  CAST Hampton Fawx: Jeremy Thompson. James Stallion: Chris Vizurraga. Madge Stallion: Katie McLean Hainsworth. Archie Cartwright: Shawn Pfautsch. Constable McMurphy: Ian Geers. Mildred: Nicole Knudsen. Jerry: James Ferrero. Copper: Evin McQuistion. Sarah: Lauren Grace Thompson. Ambrosius: Llewyn Geers-Thompson. WEBSITE: 224bbaker.com TRANSCRIPT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle.  CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as The Emalema Bossbabe Two. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Rob Schwarb as Mike. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Flood by Jahzzar. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Signal Noise by Louie Zong. Virtual Home by Louie Zong. I Get What I Want by Monkey Warhol. Oslodum by Gilberto Gil. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ DISCORD: SERVER Episode Transcript Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void.  CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Josh Rubino as the Carny. Megan Carter as Shadow Alex. Sena Bryer as Larry. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.  Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte. Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags. Social Kapital (reprise) from Glad Rags. Tick-Tock from Glad Rags. Oh By Jingo from All Star Trio. Still Weaker Than Them by Soft and Furious. Orange Nightmare Record Fair from Keshco. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ DISCORD: SERVER Episode Transcript Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) Additional files about Emalemas and Sir Isaac Newton.  CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Atticus Jackson as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton. Rissa Montanez as Barb, and the Emalema. Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two. Brandon Nguyen as Reporter and Agent Jenkins. Pacific Obadiah as Agent Lemire. CREW: Written by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Jesse Hall. Sound Designed by Travis McMaster. Music in this Episode by Matt Roi Berger. Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: SCP Archives Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons. Two Flat Earthers Theme Song is Social Kapital by Glad Rags. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/ TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers DISCORD: SERVER Episode Transcript Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners. CONTACT: [email protected] A Good Pointe Original Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices