This is Not a Show

Keith and Tom talk about parenthood, new police weapons, and Nicolas Cage's rectal adventures. BIG NEWS! For the time being, we're pivoting to a Patreon-exclusive model for T.I.N.A.S. New episodes will be available over there every week, so if you haven't already, head on over and continue to listen to us be stupid. patreon.com/thisisnotashow

Hey guys, no new main feed ep this week due to some scheduling stuff, but here's a quick peek behind the paywall. Tom's gonna fist-fight a comedy producer in Fresno, it's gonna rock. Patreon.com/ThisIsNotAShow

Tom gets crippled, Keith becomes the boogie-man of a budget hotel, and the queen dies. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

Tom and Keith talk about museums, suicide nets, and homosexuality, Vegas Style! MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

A.J. Santos joins Keith and Tom to talk Chinese boy-band injuries, potential orgies, and the butthole-related ways Marines bond. (NOTE: Some mic issues on this one so the sound's a little fucky at the beginning, but it levels out) MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. A.J. IG: @AJeezy4Sheezy Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

Keith gets in a car accident, Tom declares war on England, and more. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

Jordan Williams (Podvant Garde) is back to talk about mystery glitter, appetizers vs. desserts, and that fuckin' nerd The Lorax. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

Tom and Keith talk war, toasters, and the bleakest cinematic universe imaginable. Keith has depression and Tom eats too much pizza so shit kinda falls apart halfway through but it gets better eventually.

Connor McSpadden comes to Long Beach to talk about Havana Syndrome, lost knives, and the ordeal of escorting a stoned Tom through Brooklyn. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Connor Twitter/IG: @connormcspadden Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod

Keith doesn't trust Russian chess robots. Tom fights a horse. MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merch PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashow Follow us on social media. Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokes Tom IG: @tomgosscomedy Tom Twitter: @gossgoss6 Show IG: @thisisnotashowpod Show Twitter: @NotAShowPod