The Lonely Hearts Club

Happy season two finale!! To celebrate the occasion, and on theme of Thanksgiving, we're talking... stuffing =) YES!! FINALLY!!! A Sexisode!!!! We always said we wouldn't go there until we were getting paid.. well, we're getting paid now. Your hostesses dive into a viewer question about hook up culture, putting out too early, avoiding situationships, and sending nudes. Allie is packing up for her first international trip with her BF, while Hayley touches on the excitement of a new opportunity. 

In this season's penultimate episode, your hostesses get into some rapid fire Q&A.  What should you do if you're on your third date and it's their birthday? How did you first connect with your partner? How often do you all... do your taxes? Sorry fam, we finally went there!!! Hayley comes clean about a lie she was told and repeated, and Allie reflects on finding something healthy and happy =) 

When it comes to dating apps, we all have our preferences, highlights, and immediate swipe left moments. Let us put you on to some free game, fellas.  Hayley and Allie dissect Hayley's mock profile to go through the do's and don't's of creating, then swipe through aimlessly to highlight their likes and dislikes. Special guest 'Tats' joins the conversation to give us a male perspective before the hostesses discuss their weeks. Allie is finally healthy, and Hayley is stuck in a triangle of ex drama... yes, a literal triangle. 

We're all for trying new things here at The Lonely Hearts Club. From dating different through the decades, to dating daddys and dads, there's a lot to sample on the buffet of love. The hostesses share their own experiences and what worked for them. THEN as they tiptoe into their personal stories, Allie shares her weekly stresses while Hayley cannon balls into the deep end with a massive update involving a broken no-contact, both her exes, and possibly... the final ick. 

Back again... Ghosts of our pasts is here again. I bet you didn't even know we had MORE stories! Our hostesses dive into scary stories of boyfriends past, divulging every single scream and yell from around every turn. Allie dives in on part II of the farmer, while Hayley drops some lore from the farmer's friend.  A viewer from the west coast shares a ghost story from his perspective. 

AHHHHH omg sorry, I thought I saw a ghost. It was just some guy I went on two dates with and never texted me back mid convo about our third date. We've all been there. Ghost, or haunted, we discuss the right and wrong times to disappear, and why choosing to travel to the other side of the veil can be mutual and needed. Listen to stories of our hostesses experiences, then get an update with winner of the week. Allie is under the microscope with spending habits, and Hayley contemplates a seance ahead of a known run in with a ghost of her past.  

Twin flame? More like twin LAME! This week, our hostesses dive into the difference between a twin flame and a soulmate, and the reasons you should be careful of the twin flame feelings.  Rooted in Greek mythology, manifested in your last toxic ex, were they really once the same 4 armed, 2 genitaled human blob as you, or are those butterflies really just anxiety? Allie discovers she may have a new neurodivergence, and Hayley details some tough and destructive renters.

When you're constantly surrounded by celebrity news, TV shows, music and influencers, it's hard not to invest in their romantic endeavors. Allie and Hayley dive into their favorite celebrity couples, and who they think should call it quits. Allie kicks the beehive, Hayley gets a cheeseburger, and one of our hosts is caught in 4K in a place they should have Rose Ran from. 

It's hard out here being a woman... so much love for the dad bod, but what about the 30 something body?! Allie and Hayley dive into being comfortable in your skin and making sure your partner is comfortable in it, too. The ladies discuss fluctuations, hitting the gym, not hitting the gym, and even dressing for yourself unless YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR AND JUST WANT TO STAY HOME!!!!!! This week's winner is named, high's and low's are discussed, and when's the last time you had a full McD's feast?

Did you miss us?? Back with a new and improved episode structure, Allie and Hayley have a LOT to catch you up on... Your favorite host's favorite hosts get into holding on to your individuality in a relationship, doing hood rat shit to keep a relationship honest, and discuss blending your career into your personal business. A new segment where relationships are rated based on the winner of the week reveals Allie is being coddled in the best way, while Hayley is spinning out and referencing reddit lore to describe her current relationship... or lack thereof.