The Jackie and Laurie Show

This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is triggered by the Kia Telluride, a spacious 2 bedroom SUV. Laurie (@anylaurie16) discusses who might be lower on her empathy list these days. They chat about the blue tsunami and the way states are gonna have to build their own rowboats for the coming storm. PLUS! Elliot Kashian has grown a mustache and looks like a 70s Denver cop. Do with this information, what you will…Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Kandyce August @just_kandyce  Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) reveals she has to harness the power of the sun itself if she wants her face to be cleanly plucked. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) declines a conjugal visit built into a tour itinerary. Plus, Jackie goes to the doctor and Laurie gives us her very solid joke about Kaiser from 1989! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Mary Huth: @crankymom  Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian)  is actively eating bacon. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is doing longer sets in front of good crowds so she’s inviting a few old chunks back into the set. Plus, we miss when comedy clubs we’re money laundering fronts. Those clubs booked us…. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Deirdre O’Kane @deirdreokane123  Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/ See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) wants to try to save Jackie (@jackiekashian) some embarrassment. Instead, Aunty Jackie talks about virginity, then takes herself to breakfast… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Anisa Nandaula @anisa_nandaula Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, both Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggest instead of looking at a problematic joke thief, look at me! Jackie assesses the gross pairing of crypto and comedy. Plus, Laurie doesn’t make comments on men’s obsessions. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week:  Janet Mcnamara @janet.mcnamara To support comedians being effected by the Sirius purges: https://standupforstandup.org/  Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad    Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, things don’t matter anymore. Or at least that’s how it feels sometimes. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does not have enough sweat material to cover for hot stage lights. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to remember the name of Rhoda’s friend. (Spoiler: she means Julie Kavner) Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week:  Janet Mcnamara @janet.mcnamara To support comedians being effected by the Sirius purges: https://standupforstandup.org/  Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, the part of Laurie Kilmartin will be played by Maria Bamford. We hope this is an acceptable substitution. We apologize for any inconvenience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Maria (@mariabamfordcomedy) discuss skimming memoirs. Maria chat about her preferences in getting paid, but is always happy to be wrong. Plus, if you want to hire Maria, she has a 12 hour day max. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Ruby K Setnik @rubyksetnik Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) endured hours of clown improv to support a friend. She saw things no one should see and she couldn’t “nope” her way out of it. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets irate and throws around the term “You Walnut Creek b*tch!” It’s a party! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Jan Davidson @jandavidsonisokay Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/@Jackie_Kashian See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, the ladies (@jackiekashian and @anylaurie16) debate whether to quit a book. Are you getting what you paid for by finishing it, or are you paying twice if you finish a book you hated? Plus, they are horrified by young men who are forced into cockfighting, literally. Plus, can you fathom the horror of watching improv for HOURS?! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Lauren Knight @sheslaurenk Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/  See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie

This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) offended Jackie (@jackiekashian) for having the nerve to describe her as a booker, just because she runs a show. Security guards politely ask us to surrender the flowers. Plus, a thrilling story about dice… Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube channel!  Comic of the Week: Alaina Bamfield @alainabamfield Become a MaxFun Member for benefits and other great pods: https://href.li/?https://maximumfun.org/donate  Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JackieandLaurie  Watch the episodes and subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/ See Laurie on tour: https://lauriekilmartin.com/tour-dates  See Jackie on tour: https://jackiekashian.com/tour-dates Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3zWwgPA  Watch Laurie’s special “Cis Woke Grief Slut” on Amazon Prime: https://amzn.to/3NpHlMo  Watch Jackie’s special “Looking Back” on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZfwWvgMT70  Follow Laurie on social media: @anylaurie16  Follow Jackie on social media: @jackiekashian  Recorded and Produced by Kyle Clark : @kyleclarkisrad   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjackielaurie