Hour 1: Lack of Joy Roy

Juju joins the show to discuss the weekend in the NBA Playoffs and his critiques of today's show. Then Taylor joins us to give a quick update from his 28-hour journey to Game 5 of Knicks-Sixers, how he is eating despite not having any snacks and what happened to his playoff beard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Kruk told an all-time great story on a Phillies broadcast about playing against a prison team in Mexico. Billy loves a name and wants to bring Zack Greinke to the Marlins because of it. Dan continues to try and get to the bottom of what happened to Greg Cote's face, and Chris assures us that he is in fact okay. Then we discuss the "What A Pro Wants" commercial that is haunting NBA and NHL fans around the country, before bringing back the classic sound of Lou Dobbs attempting to say a Mexican City. Plus, Logan Sargeant of Williams Racing joins the show to discuss his journey to F1, how driving in his native South Florida compares to driving in Formula 1 and his incredible head of hair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roy and David Dwork of 'The Hockey Show' have their video from Game 4 of the Panthers-Lightning series. How well does each fanbase know the history of their teams? There is a shakeup at the CBS pregame show and Jess is just happy Bill Cowher is still around. Dan wants to know again if anybody else is intrigued by all the storylines coming out about Tyreek Hill this offseason. Plus, Stugotz's weekend observations, a stat of the day and the aesthetic of watching football could be changing forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We continue recapping the NFL Draft including a hilarious picture of a baby being petrified of Stugotz. Did Dan get dressed up to make the trip to one of his least favorite events of the year? Plus, David Tepper stole somebody's hat and how good is it when the waiter compliments what you order? Lucy has a video from her trip to the NFL Draft, and the crew breaks down Sean Payton apparently baiting the Vikings into trading up for JJ McCarthy and the Falcons taking Michael Penix. The Marlins are terrible, and some even say the worst they have ever been. Is there even any point in having the Marlins in Miami? Barry Jackson thinks not. Stugotz believes the Panthers have to finish the Lightning tonight after he and Mike had a brutal day gambling on hockey in which Mike broke a cardinal rule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's Crew: Dan, Stu, Chris, Mike, Billy, Jess. The Knicks are up 3-1 on the Sixers and the crew breaks down how these two teams are going in different directions. Are we becoming a Knicks show? The Timberwolves took out the Suns in a sweep and the crew breaks down the treacherous position Phoenix finds themselves in. Plus, draft grades are in and Chris has all the answers for how each team did on each day! Is his dad okay? You'll have to listen to his podcast to find out. Then, Chris Haynes joins the show to break down the NBA Playoffs, including tonight's game between the Heat and Celtics and the dynamic between Damien Lillard and the Milwaukee Bucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roy and David Dwork of The Hockey News are back for another edition of The Hockey Show! The Panthers are up 3-0 on the rival Lightning and the boys discuss what has led to their success so far in this series. Then, Dennis Bernstein of The Fourth Period joins the show to discuss how each playoff series has gone down so far, and which teams they believe will emerge from the first round. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike is trying to get Billy hyped up about the UFL, but if LeBron is boring then the UFL is definitely not catching anybody's attention. Although, Battlehawks and Stallions is going down two weeks from now! Plus, Danny Parkins of 670 The Score joins the show to discuss his new book Pipeline to the Pros, which details the journeys of players and coaches who made their way from Division III to the NBA. Then, Katie Nolan and Kevin Clark join Pablo Torre for another edition of Share and Tell, where they break down The Undertaker telling the story of when a seven-year-old threatened to shoot him in the face. Finally, Amin and Charlotte get out the lie detector for this week's Oddball segment to seek out some of the biggest lies around the NBA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are sending Taylor to Game 5 at Madison Square Garden between the Knicks and 76ers thanks to Gametime, but it's going to be hellish for him to reach New York. Then, with Izzy in-studio and Jeremy far away, Mike Ryan wants to have a rational conversation about the Miami Heat and Bam Adebayo. Mike believes the Heat could have a top tier defense without Bam and asks if a player like Donovan Mitchell could contribute more to actually winning a championship in Miami. Izzy explains why he believes Bam is a two-way superstar and why Erik Spoelstra says Bam is essential to what the Heat do. Plus, are the Lakers and LeBron James somehow boring? Izzy and JuJu lead us through a conversation on LeBron's future, the entertainment value of Lakers basketball, and potential landing spots for LeBron should he leave Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Mike, Izzy, Chris, Billy, JuJu, and Roy. THEEEEEEEEEEE FLORIDA PANTHERS! The Ice Cats have taken a 3-0 lead against the Tampa Bay Lightning and the crew is here to give you the full breakdown of how they've done it. The hockey group chat had a good feeling about it. Is this a hockey town? Does Roy EVER get scared? And how do you sneak a broom into an opposing arena? Plus, despite Mike's attempts to clear the puck away from hockey talk to get to some Miami Heat and Michael Penix Jr. discussions, the group's forecheck is just too strong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It seems impossible, but Joakim Noah is the ultimate combination of a free spirit and a competitive warrior. Now that his NBA playing days are over, he’s fully embraced looking deep into the passion and pain that drove him from living in his father’s shadow to becoming a leader at the highest level. Joakim gets real with Dan about the overwhelming physical and mental toll he took on in his insatiable desire to win, the regrets he has from his personal failures with the Knicks and how he's now found a new title he's ready to compete with his heart and soul for... happiness. To help support The Noah’s Arc Foundation, visit NoahsArcFoundation.org Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices