The Culture Swally

It’s Mary v Elizabeth: Dawn of Justice on this week’s episode as we look at the 2018 film starring Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie, Mary Queen of Scots. Also starring Jack Lowden, David Tennant and Martin Compston, the film follows follows Mary Stuart, who returns from France to Scotland at age 18 to reclaim her native throne, putting her in direct political and religious conflict with her cousin, Queen Elizabeth I of England. In the news we get all woke as we discuss a Mummy being returned to it’s native land, hear about Celtic fans trolling Hearts fans at great expense, discover a poo in a close and discuss The Thin White Duke, David Bowie and his many visits to Scotland. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

It’s the Swally Spooktacular! On this episode we join Melissa George, Ed Speelers, Garry Sweeney, Sean Harris and Stephen McCole in A Lonely Place To Die. The film tells the story of five climbers in the Scottish highlands as they stumble across an abducted girl buried in a small wooden chamber. The group try and make their way to safety but are soon pursued by the vicious kidnappers. In the news we hear about some Pringles you definitely don’t want to eat, visit an abandoned and haunted mental hospital in Glasgow, get scared at a Halloween adventure park and talk about why footballers don’t own pubs anymore. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

Do you believe in miracles? Not sure if we do, but we decided to discuss the 1986 film Heavenly Pursuits (also known as The Gospel According To Vic) and follow Tom Conti’s Vic as he debates whether miracles do actually exist. With an all start cast including Helen Mirren, Brian Pettifer, David Hayman, Dave Anderson and a young Ewen Bremner, this is a debate you don’t want to miss. In the news we hear about a family celebrating the demise of a popular Glasgow gangster, visit a bakery in Ayr with David Arquette, get an update on Pablo, the chip eating sheep and discuss whether Jack Lowden would make a good James Bond. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’re visiting Burnistoun on this episode of the pod as we look at the first series of the wonderful Scottish sketch show. The brain child of Rab Florence and Iain Connell, Burnistoun gave us some wonderful characters such as Paul and Walter, Biscuity Boyle and Jolly Boy John and aired on the BBC from 2009 and ran for three series and a couple of specials. In the news we meet our new favourite mascot, who was handing out plastic flutes and bibles to children, run away from the train when it gets infested by bats, have a wee music quiz and we discover that Greg used to live in one of the coolest neighbourhoods in the world….before it was cool. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

We’ve been rearranging the furniture and checking out age appropriate ladies in wing mirrors this week as we look at an episode of the Roddy McMillan led Private Detective drama The View From Daniel Pike. We’re discussing the series two episode ‘The Pig In The Middle’ in which Pike is following a recently released prisoner…but who is following Pike? In the news we dress as cats to attend our Civil Service training, share some pictures of The Cat In The Hat around Scotland, step into the ring with a 70 year old for a bout and disclose which cheek we support in court. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

We’re putting on one hell of a gig in the latest episode of The Swally. We are heading back to 2020 this week as we look at the Dave Mclean film, Schemers. Davie starts promoting gigs in Dundee with two friends, leading to a hugely ambitious Iron Maiden show. Out of his depth and in debt with gangster Fergie, Davie needs to pull off the biggest scheme of his life. In the news we celebrate new dictionary entries pish and bawbag, meet the coolest cheating reverend in Scotland, study to become the new protector of Gotham/Glasgow and complain about regional accents of the past. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com  

It’s a Play for Today kind of episode as we look at the 1974 play, The Bevellers. Written by and starring Roddy McMillan, The Bevellers follows 16-year-old Norrie as he begins his first day in a Glasgow glass factory, learning from the ground up. But a series of increasingly violent confrontations lead him to question his future in the trade. In the news, we meet a very kind seagull who returned a tenner to it’s owner, get abuse at the Traitor’s train station, discover Scotland’s most popular brand and have a wee panic at The Boaby Tree! So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

There’s a serial killer on the rampage in Glasgow, who better to catch him than actor Charlies Sheen in his Lotus? Yes, on this episode of The Swally we are looking at the 1998 classic directed by Albert Pyun, Postmortem. Starring Charles Sheen, Gary Lewis, Stephen McCole, Dave Anderson and Michael Halsey, are the tales of Charlie in Glasgow more memorable than the film itself? In the news we try on our new Pizza Express uniforms, but are unsure on the design, get a wee burning sensation after visiting the Commonwealth Games, get our ghoolies in a twist at a tale of some haunted knickers and head out on a bender in Glasgow with the actor Charles Sheen. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Here comes the bride, with murder in her mind…yes on this episode of the podcast we are heading back to 2007 to look at the TV movie, Wedding Belles, a darkly-humorous look at the lives and loves of four women, each with her own story. Starring Michelle Gomez, Shirley Henderson, Shauna Macdonald and Kathleen McDermott, the TV movie was written by Dean Cavanagh and Irvine Welsh. In the news we record the podcast on Zoom whilst driving around the city, stop off for a wee poo outside a restaurant, head to The Garage for a boogie as the iconic venue is put up for sale and run away from a man wielding two seagulls. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

Flamboyant Glasgow hairdresser, Crawford Mackinzie, gets a letter from the World Hairdresser International Federation inviting him to its prestigious annual contest in L.A. Yes, that’s right, it’s Craig Ferguson, it’s Drew Carey, it’s The Hoff, it’s The Big Tease! In the news we catch up on some Tartan Army news in America, which sees a Miami Influencer try to keep up the pace with our boys and we have a premonition of a Boston Baby Boom in 2027. Back on home soil, we meet a man and his emotional support lizard and find out what a Master of the Universe had after a student night out in Glasgow. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally! Follow us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cultureswallypod/ Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod Or get in touch at [email protected]   Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com