THE BOBBY SAUCE SHOW

This a full live read of my speech from The Great Northwest Awakening.I slang some jokes, talk personal excellence and deliver my full speech plus some extra zaps at the end.This one is the purest of fire and I put my whole heart into it. You'll laugh and hopefully be inspired.Enjoy.

On this wild ride of an ep, I cover everything from corn cobs being nature's pen15 to 7-Eleven shedded-on, coffee breath, scratch off ticket flavored bananas and everything in between. We talk about microinfluencers and supposedly independent voices in the political commentary industry and we pop a few balloon knots with alien factoids. It's a wild ride, come get clapped.

I'm drenched in so much plan right now, gang. Say a couple real things that actually occurred and people go haywire. I started by trying to explain how we can stay focused and hold our leaders accountable, then we got into a hot bowl of so much plan, we all got covered in plan. We read the manual, we grabbed our raincoats and we got splattered with a bunch of plan.

I'm back in your dirtstar after a long hiatus. Standup comedy shows, speeches, traveling and witnessing the pure insanity online. It's been wild to see and it was nice to let the cheeks clap themselves for a while. Happy to be back though! We discuss Sound of Freedom, the division of the right and not holding leaders accountable, I take feedback from the audience and I zap a few jokes.

My honest reaction to ⁠Ron DeSantis⁠ announcing his run for President this evening on Twitter Spaces.

Thoughts on the conservatism, winning, religion, understanding and focus.

I clearly layout what I believe in the winning strategy in 2024.It's not about the man, it's about winning. That's it. I want to see our country win, this is my take right now. It may change, but this is what I see.

This ep is all about finding middle ground and how I think the right is losing the messaging, branding, outreach, youth and marketing game.We're missing s'much but I feel like our views are overwhelmingly right.We will see how the future plays, but finding some middle ground and common goals will be the only way we see anything accomplished.If you are unwilling to compromise in a deal, there is no deal. I'm not here advocating for weakness, but I think we need to focus on how to strategically win some instead of win none.

It's a big club and we ain't in it. We're all getting led around in a spiral into a crusty dumpster whirlpool while the dirt merchants laugh.We're always chasing our tail and getting served hot brown sangwheeches, divided from each other and clueless from the big picture.Instead of just disagreeing with those generally on our side, we're pitted against each other and distracted from the bigger picture.As long as we keep chasing the story of the day instead of staying focused on the target, we'll stay getting clapped.

Even if you don't have a mate, you're getting clapped this year. This ep goes deep into capitalism, the "junk fees" bill and even my opinions on Donnie v DeSanta Clause. Lots of noodling and getting heckled by sads on TikSnap. But it makes for good banter and that's showbiz baby.