The Dark

It's the grand finale for our trio of Christmas episodes! Expect the unexpected as the mastermind behind the law firm's Secret Santa is revealed. Thanks for listening and to all a Merry Christmas!

Ho ho ho! The mystery continues to unfold in part 2 of the 3 part Christmas Special. Get ready for more egg nog, more presents and more new characters than any of us can count. Catch up on part 1 now if you haven't already and stay tuned for the finale next Sunday!!

What would the holiday season be without a Blurb Christmas Special? This December we are giving you a three part advent calendar of a story, all improvised by your favourite hosts Sara, Greg and Adrian. In part one we set the scene, a remote mountain lodge where an office Christmas party takes an unexpected turn.

It's that time of year! Festive lights, tinsel, Santa and The Blurb Christmas Special! Sadie, a golden voiced Wetherspoons cleaner, and Max, a scandal-prone rich boy, put their differences aside to compete together in a festive themed music reality show. Creative harmonies, deep analogies and a healthy dose of toilet humour in the final episode of 2022, based on the blurb from the book "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Maggie Knox.

As Netflix has just premiered the film version of "Luckiest Girl Alive", we thought we would take this opportunity to remind you of the alternative storyline we came up with back in 2020. Please enjoy the re-release of one of our most popular episodes to date, based on the book "Luckiest Girl Alive" by Jessica Knoll.

It's the last episode of Season 3! We are going all out with a sci-fi space adventure featuring dinosaurs and flammable ants. Will ex-military operative Ursula manage to colonise a new planet while facing resistance from both the wildlife in the new world and a rogue bio physicist? Only one way to find out. Listen to this week's episode based on the blurb from the book "Weaponized" by Neal Asher. Thank you everyone for listening to us these 3 seasons. We have loved every minute of recording these 48 episodes. Please keep your eyes open for our live shows. All dates will be posted on our socials (links below.) We love you! If you want to get in touch please email: [email protected] Find out more www.theblurbofficial.com And everything else www.linktr.ee/theblurb Twitter @TheBlurbPod Instagram TheBlurbOfficial

The American South, 1815. Can an aching ass be the start of a beautiful friendship? Three men of varying sizes are on the run from the law, heading to San Francisco. A casino king, magical powers and plenty of butt cream in this week's episode based on the blurb from the book "My Name Is Yip" by Paddy Crewe.

All aboard! Find out what happens when a 1930s night club singer gets thrown into the deep end by a vengeful murderer onboard a cruise liner headed to America. We'll give you deaths, deceit, sliced beef and much much more in this week's thrilling episode based on the blurb from the book "Miss Aldridge Regrets" by Louise Hare. Have a book you'd like to hear us reinvent, or want to say hello? We'd love to hear from you! Email [email protected] Find out more www.theblurbofficial.com And everything else www.linktr.ee/theblurb Twitter @TheBlurbPod Instagram TheBlurbOfficial

Detective Grant takes on a murder case leading him from the London Silver Vaults to the London Zoo. It's a race against the clock to solve the crime before his wife gives birth to twins and names them after reality tv stars. Precious metals, dealings in the corridors of power, and a bag of bananas. All in this week's episode based on the blurb from the book "Amongst Our Weapons" by Ben Aaronovich.  Have a book you'd like to hear us reinvent, or want to say hello? We'd love to hear from you! Email [email protected] Find out more www.theblurbofficial.com And everything else www.linktr.ee/theblurb Twitter @TheBlurbPod Instagram TheBlurbOfficial

This week's blurb comes from a book based on a true story. Our story is very loosely based on that blurb. So if you think you already know all about John Darwin and his wife.. and the canoe, you haven't heard our version of events. And once you've heard it, you can't unhear it. Things get dark, but not before they get incredibly bright! The lines between fact and fiction become very blurry indeed in this week's episode based on the book The Thief, His Wife And The Canoe by David Leigh and Tony Hutchinson. Have a book you'd like to hear us reinvent, or want to say hello? We'd love to hear from you! Email [email protected] Find out more www.theblurbofficial.com And everything else www.linktr.ee/theblurb Twitter @TheBlurbPod Instagram @TheBlurbOfficial