The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥 We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline.   Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—this one hits hard, laughs harder, and leaves no hypocrisy standing.   💥 Don’t miss it. Watch now on TikTok, Facebook, and Rumble. Beans & Weenie style: raw, savage, and nuclear. 💥 We also have… MARCH MADNESS UPDATES DEATHWATCH 2026 MORONS IN PUBLIC THINGS TURNING 50 JUST STUPID THINGS WE FIND INTERESTING and TSA AND ICE – SOUNDS LIKE A DELICIOUS DRINK FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK ON THE NEW ACCOUNT @BEANSNWEENIE Our goal this evening is simple, easy, piece of cake… 100,000 likes - FOLLOW US ON RUMBLE https://rumble.com/c/beansandweenieshow CHECK OUT OUR LINKTREE AT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW FOLLOW US ON X - @BEANSNWEENIE CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM WHILE YOU ARE THERE – LEAVE US A MESSAGE AND DONATE TO THE CAUSE IF YOU DONATE $30 OR MORE, WE SEND YOU A GIFT IN THE WAY OF OUR T-SHIRT FOR THE MONTH… THIS MONTH “ALZHEIMER’S SUCKS” New COLLECTORS Shirt COMING – April is the month. Could be something Hoppity, could be a furry something – have to show up to find out!

What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives? You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW. 🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS 🏀 MARCH MADNESS 🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape? ⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION 🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT Will Scooter actually be allowed to talk? Will the show somehow end up on TikTok? Will Spanky derail the conversation within the first 90 seconds? 📰 IRRELEVANT HEADLINES 👍 GOOD NEWS 🤯 RANDOM TOPICS NOBODY SAW COMING …and of course… 🌭 TWO GUYS WHO NEVER STAY ON TOPIC. WEBSITE – WWW.BEANSANDWEENIESHOW.COM

https://beansandweenieshow.com Check it out WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight? Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T! But if you do, we have the… BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… ANSWERS INCLUDED! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME INTERESTING NEWS… and SO MUCH MORE! CLUB CODE BLUE and our nifty 3 of a KIND GAME! and… THE TEAM SCOOTER T-SHIRT!

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026 IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT! SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS… THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRIETY TEST TO CHECK FOR MARIJUANA”… WE HAVE THE ANSWER KEY! AND OF COURSE IRRELEVANT AND POSSIBLY FUN HEADLINES…

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM? BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW. LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama On this weeks show... Child Trafficking and current events SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW... NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: [email protected] CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW