Sort of Brilliant

We're in our 100th episode era! Here to kick of your new year right (we'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's day) we've combined our three loves: Destiel, Taylor Swift and sorting. In this episode we talk about Taylor's Gryffindor and Hufflepuff songs from every era, and talk your ear off about what they tell use about Destiel. I don't care if you don't love Taylor Swift or Destiel, or even know what they are - this is our Magnum Opus. Read our manuscript ya'll. The story isn't ours anymore.

You thought we were done with Tay Tay, didn't you? How could we be done when there are SO MANY SONGS she didn't put on her albums (and that we forgot)? Do y'all think she's gonna do Taylor's Version of these? RIP to the Kendrick version of Bad Blood. ANYWAY, this episode is the clean up of the Eras Sort. Taylor wrote some songs that are just floating out there all on their lonesome, and we're here to sort them. No stone unturned, no song unsorted. We hope you enjoy what will be the last of Taylor until we get Rep TV, Debut TV or TS12...I'm totally lying, the next episode is Taylor Swift too.

We've upgraded from the Ton to royalty (and the best member of the Ton). Queen Charlotte and Lady Danbury are, in these humble viewers' opinions, the best part of Bridgerton, and we're excited we finally get to sort them (and King George is alright too). The love stories in this show (including the platonic love stories) perfectly show off the Charlotte, George and Lady Danbury's houses.

And Carrie couldn't help but wonder...did her inability to sort herself mean she'd never be able to sort out her love life as well? AND JUST LIKE THAT...Tricia joins us this week to sort Sex and the City, the original girly gang. We're here to talk alllll about Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha. We even throw in a little Big, Harry and Steve. Spoiler alert - we've got a full castle here, but we won't tell you who goes where (come on guys, it's not that hard). Grab a set at our diner/bar/high-end restaurant of choice and gab with us about New York's It Girls.

Travel back in time with us to the early to mid-2000s, when everything Hollywood produced had that special YA dystopian glow. Uglies was originally written as a book but was finally turned into a move decades later. This week we do our best to sort Tally, David and Shay. Do we succeed? Likely, we are incredible at our jobs. But that doesn't mean we didn't struggle with the material.

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY YOU WERE MADE FOR LOVING ME!!! Movies are so back baby! This week we talk about the Fall Guy, the best movie to come out in the last decade and Lauren's current hyperfixation and comfort movie! Don't worry, we briefly touch on Aaron Taylor Johnson and Hannah Waddingham for the ~culture but the real stars of the show are Colt and Jodie, or Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt if you're feeling nasty. Let's ignore that this movie is based off an old TV show in the 80s it's totally new media we have never ever heard of before. And there are unicorns. It's a very fun sort, check it out.

Have you heard of Fromville? No? Have we got a treat for you. Imagine one day you're driving anywhere in America. and you come across a fallen tree. Then you see a town. You keep driving. You see an awfully familiar looking town. You keep driving. It's the same town. You're going in circles. People run in front of your car screaming to get inside a building with them before you die. You spend the night with an old lady standing outside the door, asking you to open it, telling you you're no fun, while screams of terror echo in the distance. You will never go home again. That's From! And it's what we're sorting!!! What kind of houses do you think live here? BTW - Happy Birthday Rachel, and thanks for joining us again George!

MAXIMUM EFFORT. Finally, after years of waiting, we sort the one and only Merc with a Mouth, he puts the double ass in assassin, he is Marvel Jesus. Hannah gets to spend her birthday sorting Wade Winston Wilson and Logan Howlett, better know as Deadpool and Wolverine. Exciting news for all of you, we have a little fight about them, but unfortunately nothing as erotic as what goes on in a Honda Odyssey. Still worth a listen though, especially since we're discussing the duo that saved the MCU.

All my mornings are Tuesdays stuck in an endless NOT POSTING THE EPISODE. What if we just moved the podcast drop to Wednesdays. There just did it. We've never been late in our lives. In fact we've been early a bunch of times. ANYWAY, it's the episode you've all been waiting for! Just like Taylor gives you barely any notice when a new album drops (Reputation Easter egg) we are randomly throwing The Tortured Poets Department straight into your open mouths. Eat it up, it's delicious. And also 4 hours I'm pretty sure. Sorry about that. Are you complaining about more content? Calm down.

Dearest Gentle Readers, Did you miss us? Already this message is beginning to sound way too much like Gossip Girl. But who was Lady Whistledown if not the original GG? And in this episode we'll be sorting the Lady W herself, along with her simp of a husband and her mama, who may not be as awful as we all initially thought (spoilers: we at SOB love her). I know you're all worried we got rusty in our sorting skills over hiatus but we're here to tell you we DEFINITELY DID NOT. Because truthfully we never stop. Now sit back, relax, and let us tell you what houses these members of the ton belong too. XOXO LW