Every Thursday on Sorry We're Stoned, mother-daughter duo Tish Cyrus and Brandi Cyrus sit down to have candid conversations about anything and everything from current events and Cyrus family stories to advice and design inspiration from the hottest mom in the game. This podcast will provide fans a chance to connect with Mama Tish (aka MT) and Brandi on a personal level. There’s a lot going on in these busy ladies' lives, and on this podcast, nothing is off limits... even getting stoned.
Trace, Tattoos and Angel Wings
43:45This week, Tish and Brandi are joined by a very special guest - Trace Cyrus! Tish can't get enough of Trace’s girlfriend, Tay! She just graduated from beauty school, and you better believe Tish is going to Tay from now on for her hair extensions (do you know how expensive they are these days?!). Tish's favorite thing about Tay, however, is her attitude - her enthusiasm is contagious. In this week's Dear MT, Trace opens up about his tattoo journey. We learn that Tish brought Trace to get his first tattoo the day after his 18th birthday. However, tattoos are addicting, and once Trace got one, he kept getting more and more done on his own, and Tish was furious! Especially his face tattoos - she absolutely freaked out! It took her years to get used to Trace's tattoos, but now she's obsessed with them! Trace explains how his tattoos effect his entire life. People stare at him everywhere he goes, and he's even pulled over by the cops more frequently because of the way he looks. Trace admits that he tries to be extremely nice and outgoing because it's so easy for people to jump to conclusions and assume he's a bad guy. One of the main reasons Trace decided to live in downtown Nashville is because people aren't as afraid of him and don't give him dirty looks. As hurtful as all of this is, Trace doesn't regret any of his tattoos. In fact, he's planning to fill the few remaining empty spaces on his body with a few more tattoos soon. Tish confesses how she despises the angel wings that cover her back. However, her trainer, Tashe, saw them for the first time recently and thinks they're badass! They're Tish's armor! The moral of the story, Stoners, is don't listen to what other people think or say! You do you. It's easier said than done, but a little weed can help get ya there!
DJing, Essential Oils, and Dream Vacays
44:00Welcome back stoners! Tish and Brandi are back in Nashville and had a blast at the second weekend of Austin City Limits. The trip was filled with good friends, music, and vintage shopping (turns out every pair of jeans magically fit Tish) and Brandi even found a pair this time around! Tish isn’t the only one loving her quality time with Baby Bear - Brandi’s dog, Astra, is apparently another huge fan. Tish can’t wait for her hang with the one and only Paul McDonald! Stoners, everyone check out Paul's new video for ‘How Long?’ - it’s very trippy! In Off Limits this week, Tish can’t get enough of the Netflix show Doctor Foster and Brandi spills the tea on the new Jake Gyllenhaal Netflix movie, The Guilty. However, there's nothing more exciting for them than the return of Yellowstone, Succession, and Ozark! Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Brandi gives advice on the best ways to start DJing. She has great recs for which software to use and reveals her #1 secret to DJing - "play what people know.” Tish and Brandi also plan to convince Miley to come on the pod by trading SWS merch (that MC helped design...). They also talk essential oils, Brandi being the mediator of the family, and a potential future visit to Italy. That’s all for this week - see you soon, Stoners!
Cyrus Family Dinner, Strawberry Wine, Watch Out World, It’s Tizzle Time
43:47Hitting her groove with her new functional movement routine, Tish is really feeling herself. It’s all about the vibrations people! She has upped her Qigong knowledge and has been loving the positive vibes and energy she’s been feeling lately. Tish and Brandi had the best time at their Cyrus Family Dinner last night, even though they missed Noah, they had a blast spending time with Trace’s fiancé Tay! Between glasses of Strawberry Wine and setting hiking goals, Tish and Brandi give stoners advice on how to deal with toxic friendships — it’s about quality, not quantity! Healthy friendships are nourishing and long-lasting. As we get older who has time to maintain toxic friendships? Tish sure doesn’t… after all, it’s Tizzle Time and she is living her best life. Tish and Brandi give tips on where to buy sophisticated yet reasonably priced new wardrobe pieces — Aritzia! — and they spill the tea on how best to deal with negative future in laws. Also, when a stoner calls in with a question about whether or not she should hookup with a friend while she’s getting over an ex, Brandi has a hot take — go for it! Who better to date than your best friend? That’s all for this week, Stoners. See you next week! Xo
Self Care, Burn Out, And The Key To Being A Successful Momager
51:39Welcome back, Stoners! This week Tish and Brandi are jumping right into it with some Off-Limits, and Tish has already finished all of Clickbait. As part of her investing in herself and taking her self-care more seriously (which also includes her awesome workouts and a great body work session) she’s allowing herself more time and space for what she loves. And she loves a good thriller. Tish and Brandi dissect the ending, and while Brandi has not yet finished Nine Perfect Strangers, Tish gives her spoiler-free thoughts, and they both can’t wait for some You season 3 to hit our screens. Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish talks about having important conversations with your kids and how we can lessen some of the stigma around weed and gives some tips from her career as a Momager, and Brandi and Tish both give their thoughts on restoring self-confidence and dealing with burn out. That’s all for this week, see you next time Stoners!
About The Enneagram with a Six, a Seven, and a Nine
57:31We’re back Stoners! And Tish and Brandi have both been super busy. Brandi’s been braving some rainy weather and competing, and Stargirl has just graduated to the 20 meter jump! Which is so exciting but also maybe a little terrifying for poor Tish. Meanwhile, Tish is on the go, after getting back from visiting Bear, she went out to Vegas to watch Noah absolutely rock at Life Is Beautiful and now she’s back in LA before it’s off to Austin City Limits next week. Luckily, they’ve still had time to catch up on Paradise and dig into some of the drama and Brandi is loving Clickbait and needs Tish to listen to Kasey Musgrave’s new album immediately. Then, we are joined by certified Enneagram coach and author of The Honest Enneagram, Sarajane Case to learn more about our newest obsession. Sarajane (herself a seven) gives some great insight into Tish and Brandi’s personality types and answers some Stoner questions while also sharing how understanding yourself and your enneagram can change your life. That’s all for this week, don’t forget to leave a five start review and let us know what your favorite part of the episode is! Check out Sarajane @sarajanecase and take the enneagram test for yourself at https://enneagramandcoffee.squarespace.com/enneagram-quiz
BottleRock, DIYing, and Finding Your Passions
45:51This week we have to kick things off with a bit of Paradise, all that drama! Tish is D.E.A.D. Plus, men are trash, the Bachelor producers can be real conniving, and we’re rooting for you Serena! On a much less fun note, Tish and Brandi have watched The White Lotus and didn’t love it, and they still really do not know what is going on with Nine Perfect Strangers (but Bobby Cannavale and Melissa McCarthy? They ship it). Back to reality, the weather in Nash is beautiful and Tish is already so excited to be reunited with baby Bear! Though she did have an absolute blast at BottleRock, enjoying another one of Miley’s killer shows and is looking forward to Life is Beautiful with Noie next. On Dear MT this week, they talk exploring and discovering new career options, some great tips from Stella’s wedding, and have some enneagram updates to share as well (and some enneagram-based dating advice too). See you next time, Stoners!
The Power Of A Good Cry, Cabo Sun, And A Cameo From Baby Bear
48:27Brandi is back from a wonderful week soaking up the sun in Cabo and she’s got some hot tips for y’all if you’re planning your dream Mexican vacation (Tish definitely is). We’ve also got some Bachelor in Paradise tea to recap, and Tish is absolutely loving Killing Eve! And even if we still can’t quite figure out what Nine Perfect Strangers is actually about, we’re into it. Then, it’s a guest appearance we’ve all been waiting for — it’s Baby Bear’s very first time on the podcast!! And while he’s maybe a little podcast-shy, it’s still potentially our best cameo ever. Plus, in this week’s Dear MTs, Tish and Brandi discuss why they like to use weed, how to move cross-country, and they share some more insight into their ongoing grieving process and how the family has stuck together through it. Tish also emphasizes the importance of protecting and doing things for yourself and shares how her reintroduction to therapy has been going (definitely lots of tears). Tish also wants to remind everyone to please, please get vaccinated if you can, so we can all protect each other. That’s all for this week! See you next time Stoners!
Questionable Wigs, Travel Tips, and Personality Tests
47:22Welcome back Stoners! The pups have decided to kick things off in a bit of a chaotic fashion this week, which Brandi is *not* here for considering she just got home and she has to be on a flight in 9 hours. Yes, after getting in from some awesome shows in Cleveland, Brandi is right onto the next, and while she’s having a blast, she could definitely use some peace and quiet when she can get it. But Tish has the perfect story to cheer her up, and it’s all about how awesome you Stoners are! When she was hanging with her new best friend Shaun, she came across a Stoner-run business! That’s right, she found some of the cutest jewelry from the most wonderful woman who is a big fan of the show and our wonderful community we’ve created here, where we can talk about anything. And we just love all of you guys so much!! Then, in this week’s off-limits, Tish and Brandi recap the start of the new Bachelor in Paradise season (Tish’s very first!) and give some thoughts on the Nine Perfect Stranger’s premiere. Plus, Dear MT this week features tips on everything from pet-hair clean-up to traveling to furniture shopping and gets us into one of Brandi’s favorite topics, the Enneagram Test! What’s your number, Stoners? Let us know and let us know what you thought of the episode and we’ll see you next week!
A De-Chokealator, Edies, and A Jelly Bean In The Sky
51:25With a little wake-and-bake to kick off the morning, Tish and Brandi are looking ahead to upcoming festival season (don’t sleep on Milwaukee!) and already day-dreaming about some luxurious 2022 vacationing coming up. And speaking of, they can’t believe August is already nearly done and 2022 is practically here! Where does the time go? But Brandi is definitely ready for some new fall TV to come out, she still can’t really find much to watch. Tish meanwhile is continuing her path down Bach Nation memory lane and has been watching Jojo’s season of the Bachelorette for the first time, and to be honest, she kind of lives for Chad?? But of course, no one can beat cute little Wells for Tizzle! Then, in this week’s Dear MT, Tish and Brandi give some advice on surviving geographic distance in a relationship, putting up with annoying co-workers, and Tish regales us with the unfortunate tale of that time she took 3 edibles before a flight. Plus, MT has some … interesting Baked Goods for y’all this week, stay safe out there Stoners! Don’t forget to leave us a five-star review and share the episode, we’ll see you next time.
Butterflies, Favorite Grandchildren, and a Bachelor Hotline
45:23Tish is doing great and feeling great and just cannot get enough of cute little Bear! Plus, she had an absolute blast road-tripping out to surprise Noah in Indiana, and getting to see a few of you super cool Stoners!! The only bad news, there is really nothing out there for her to watch (any suggestions?) and while Brandi’s been trying out some new trashy reality TV, she hasn’t been able to get super into it. The exception: Bach Nation. Tish has flown through Ben Higgins’ season and she gets why it’s a favorite, although she wishes there would have been a ‘phone a friend’ option for him in there somewhere, and this week’s Bachelorette finale had Tizzle and Brandi feeling all the feelings. Then, in Dear MT, Tish talks about her own mushy feelings and how Billy Ray still gives her butterflies. Later, Tish and Brandi discuss loss, boundaries, and how to keep your lost loved ones with you. Love you Stoners, see you next week!