Secret Tapes

You ever hear a commercial that's so bizarre you can't help but spiral? You just need to learn everything there is to know about the establishment, how it operates, and how it could possibly exist? Sometimes you might end up time skipping a bit, no big deal! We all know what that's like, right?! ---Check out our new Patreon! We're still figuring out what that's going to look like, so bear with us. In the meantime, you can follow the page for free! You can find custom visualizers over on our YouTube page.

You ever find yourself so shocked, so overwhelmed, so flabbergasted, that you lack the words to properly express yourself? Whether it's a minor inconvenience in your already busy day, or a situation outside of your control that permanently rocks your entire worldview, sometimes it's best just to take a moment and have yourself a think. Often times people can be too quick to act and say things they don't mean. That's no good. It's always better to air on the side of caution. "A man whose time is spent thinking is a man who is wise beyond his years." That was Sun Tzu, I think. Doesn't really matter. The point is sometimes everyone needs a moment to cool off; from a stressful day at work to a minor betrayal by a loved one, we could all benefit from a nice, long think.

You ever do something really embarrassing and breathe a sigh of relief when you realize you were alone and nobody else saw? But then you think "What if someone DID see?!" and freak out a little bit? Even though you know deep down most people wouldn't really care because it's none of their business? You say to yourself: "Well, I don't really care when someone makes a little mistake. So, the inverse is probably true and nobody cares about my tiny little gaffs!" But then you hear a voice from deep within, a voice you've known your whole life, say: "But you're different, dummy! What you did is so much worse, so much stupider, that everyone would have no choice but to laugh at your goofy ass?!" Do you ever do that?...Yeah, me neither. I don't think like that. That hyper specific thing has never happened to me, actually._____Secret Tapes: Breaking BradCreated, Written and Produced by Matthew Rao & Roman BuetelFeaturing the Voice Talents of:Cory ZillichMikaela JonesTrey MilesMatt JohnsonRoman BuetelMatthew RaoSound Design and Music by:Trey MilesChance PantsEvan FlowMike SeymourMatthew RaoSome sound effects provided by PexelsTell your friends!

You ever wonder what's going on beneath the water? There's a tapestry of life, a whole world below that we'll never get to truly experience. Don't you wish you could poke your head down for just a few hours and get a glimpse? I don't really. Got other stuff going on. Seems cool, though.___Secret Tapes: Finger Lakin' GoodCreated, Written and Produced by Matthew Rao & Roman BuetelFeaturing the Voice Talents of:Gabrielle MeschesKaleb LongCory ZillichSergey VitlinFeaturing Music by:Chance DuffyMatthew RaoGriff PawsSome sound effects provided by PexelsTell your friends!

First episode drops 8/5/2026! See you soon!