Why We DNF Books

We grew up in the early 2000s, and when we crossed into the 2010s, a beautiful genre was bestowed upon us. No, not fallen angels or vampires (though those midnight showings were absolutely part of the initiation). We’re talking about the YA trilogy.Trilogies aren’t as common anymore, so we wanted to revisit The Malediction Trilogy by Danielle L. Jensen — a perfect snapshot of what YA fantasy used to be. Before TikTok pacing. Before instant gratification. Before everything was either a 1,000-page mega-series or a one-shot duology.In this episode, we talk about how this series unfolds, what we loved, and why it works so well as a time capsule. We dig into reader patience (or lack thereof), how trilogy structure has changed, and how the age and emotional maturity of YA protagonists in the 2010s compares to what “young adult” looks like now.We also get into slow-burn romance, withheld worldbuilding, political intrigue that actually takes time, and why nostalgia alone doesn’t explain why Stolen Songbird still hits.In an era of Rebecca Yarros and SJM mega-series on one end and rushed standalones on the other — is there still room for this kind of storytelling? Or did we lose something when we stopped trusting readers to wait?

Here’s the long-awaited (for us, at least) deep dive into K-pop Demon Hunters — aka the show we’ve been obsessing over daily and forcing our families to watch until they’re humming the soundtrack in their sleep. (It's not our fault, okay. They've put something in those songs.) From piggyback rides, the hand hold trope, Anna obsessing over cliffhanger chaos to why waiting 80 chapters for a kiss is actually better than the kiss itself, we go full fangirl on what makes K-dramas, anime, and webtoons so bingeable.Naturally, we detour into symbolism rants (Frozen II, we’re looking at you), a debate on whether lingering eye contact is hotter than an actual kiss, and Anna's attempt to convert Celine into a webtoon support group. (If you're reading this, and you love this stuff, message her she NEEDS IT lol)Plus: the ultimate book + manhwa rec list if you’re ready to live in this world forever (Romance 101, The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea, Marry My Husband, Happily Ever After…basically, kiss your TBR goodbye).Perfect for fans of:K-dramas, webtoons & anime with slow-burn romance Trope spotters who live for the piggyback ride + umbrella moment Readers hunting for East Asian fantasy recsAnyone who loves chaotic book banter and fangirlingTimestamps:00:00 – The obsession begins (kids, husbands, birthday parties — yes, it’s everywhere)06:00 – What makes K-dramas/webtoons addictive: cliffhangers + emotions10:55 – Classic tropes we never get tired of (hello, umbrella scene)16:30 – Why slow burns hit harder than insta-love (and how to do it right)21:00 – The art of tiny gestures: piggyback rides, vending machine drinks, burrito blankets26:00 – Book recs: Korean-inspired fantasies + East Asian settings33:00 – Webtoon mania (Romance 101, Marry My Husband, Swimming Lessons for Mermaids & more)40:00 – What Western authors can steal from K-dramas + the power of emotional intimacy

Here's an absolutely chaotic (spoiler-filled!) recap of The Paradise Problem by Christina Lauren — the perfect steamy summer romance. From fake marriage tropes and Crazy Rich Asians-level wealth to awkward steam room encounters, canoe mishaps, and even a couples’ mud bath gone wrong, we dive deep into every twist, trope, and hilarious moment.We also go way off the rails with true-crime side quests (yes, including serial killer date nights) and an overly passionate debate about which grocery store empire we’d want to inherit. Whether you’re here for rom-com book recaps, romance novel reviews, or just unfiltered book banter, this episode is a wild ride.Perfect for fans of:Romance readers looking for banter, recaps & recommendationsChristina Lauren books & contemporary romance novelsBook podcasts with personality and humorRomantic comedy & enemies-to-lovers trope loversTimestamps:00:00 – Intro & why The Paradise Problem screams “summer romance”01:22 – Celine’s serial killer date night confession (yes, 5 times) 06:23 – “Just a quick recap” of a murder spree… that isn’t quick11:18 – Grocery store royalty debate: Wegmans vs. Albertsons 13:12 – Private islands, themed parties & Crazy Rich Asians vibes18:27 – Bubblegum-pink hair, silk shorts25:14 – Canoe scene chaos 29:39 – Failed dramatic exit… because it’s an island34:13 – Steam room awkwardness with the in-laws35:03 – A dramatic mud-spa experience.36:08 – Final thoughts: why The Paradise Problem is a must-read for romance fans

We cover everything from John Green to The Vampire Diaries to Sarah Dessen and more!

If you're wondering just a little of the boys we'll be discussing today, here's the list: Cardan GreenbriarWill HerondaleKaz BrekkerLaurie FourThrone of GlassPrince MaxonRed QueenThe Darkling v. MalPeeta Mellark Xaden in Onyx StormLukas from Black WitchGilbert from Anne of Green Gablesbecause we truly cannot get enough. And can't get enough trama. Let us know what your book boyfriends are below!

If you're looking to know what books are heading out this winter, we've got you covered!

In all ways, shapes and forms, this is just a casual yap session. We're talking tiktok trends, the ban, the blake lively and justin baldoni theories, edits and Hosier, and of course, Onyx storm. We'll be reading and discussing it this month, so watch out for a full episode! This episode is one big catch up from the chaos of the holidays, and we are so excited to be back with you guys!

Victoria spills the tea on what books are coming up in the future, talks about the changing publishing industry, and we even read her our queries LIVE and she gave us amazing advice on how to improve them! If you're about to start querying, this is the episode for you! If you're a reader and want to know more about the industry, this is the way to do it! But seriously, we can't thank Victoria Marini enough for sharing her time and talent with us!

Hi, so we're Mary E. Pearson fangirls. We have been for such a longgggg time. This is Mary's THIRD time on our podcast because we are, respectfully, in love with her and her personality. Oh... and her writing. We loved the imagery, the faerie lore, the tension and the prose of The Courting of Bristol Keats, and we did everything in our power to get Mary to spill all of her secrets. We love her!

Hi, first off, we love you. Hope that you fall is going so good! And secondly, we have prepared a FULL COURSE MEAL of highly anticipated and very loved books for you to check out! The Dagger and the Flame by Catherin Doyle Encyclopedia for Faeries by Emile Wilde One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig Villains and Virtues by A.K. Caggiano The Courting of Bristol Keats by Mary E. Pearson Bonus Ones we DID NOT COVER on the episode but are on our TBR list. (ranked _/5 for spice!) Twin Crowns YA Little Thieves YA The Ever King 3-4/5 Avalon Tower 3/5 The Games Gods Play 3/5 Fear the Flames 5/5