#660: You're not punk. You're not hardcore.

TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones. PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages New York Post, commenters, twitter hashtag lawyers. Music: Purity Filter - Wisteria Awakens Artificial Brain - Graveyard of Lightless Planets Tony Williams - Fred

It's so Joe-ver. Sorry for the late release folks. Busy week. We're the aftermath of Democrats' disastrous presidential campaign and faced with another Trump presidency We review the Democratic party's strategy and figure out which scapegoat will allow us to learn nothing from this historic event. Were Democrats too nice to latinos? Did they not sufficiently support Israel? Did they not gestate enough republican never-Trumper egg sacs? What is going on?? Also: The voting public's desire for "change" from a two-party system that only moves rightward, hemorrhaging working class voters but still winning the union vote, and a Democrat who helped Biden screw up the Afghanistan withdrawal figures out the real problem: trans kids on sports teams. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies. Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells everyone your presidency will result in necessary hardship and a market crash, and many more incredible tactics. Music: Tyler, the Creator - Darling, I Wachita China - BLOCK 47 Blood Incantation - Hidden Species (Vitrification of Blood pt. 2) Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month (use your phone or computer browser)  

TODAY: We're lamenting the existence of woke halloween decorations and mourning the loss of REAL halloween decorations (witch, skeleton, pumpkin) and we get some feedback about our criticism of the PEDOPHILES FOR HARRIS WALZ halloween sign. PLUS: Trump gets a mean racist to open for him at Madison Square Garden, and several (Puerto Rican) Trump fans finally find the limit of their intolerance. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month   

It’s time. In honor of this special episode we turn to the namesake of this podcast and perhaps the root of our twisted timeline: da minions We reflect on the 7 years of this show and recount some personal experiences with minions before diving into the stunningly revealing 2010 film. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month  Music: Cursed - Reparations  

TODAY: we're back after a brief illness/forgetfulness break to talk abut political halloween decorations, both good and bad, and why putting a giant "PEDOPHILES" sign on your lawn might not be the best way to own the libs. ALSO: Trump ACTUALLY works at McDonalds, which means so much to the average worker, unless you're making fun of him in which case it was actually a savvy move to troll Kamala Harris (?) Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

TODAY: Tony's in Seattle and Ani's in the studio with us as we sneak in an episode of Last Responders--Tony's miniseries covering the woke, body-horror, copaganda smash-hit 911: Lone Star. On Season 4 Episode 13, feminist, metrosexual Fire Captain Strand (Rob Lowe) finds himself in a love triangle with the wealthy baddie he's been dating and her surprise husband with whom she has an "open" marriage. A couple confrontations and several grievous bodily injuries later we find the cucked husband may not be as happy in his role as he seems. ALSO: Dispatcher Grace is having trouble forgiving her father's infidelity, but can the power of christ help her suppress these concerns? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week Music: Ahmad Jamal - I Love Music

TODAY: we look at Elon Musk’s human-assisted robot of the future—the thrill of a personal servant with none of the visible poverty. AND: We look at the happy dullards who adamantly believe Tesla’s Optimus is operated by AI. If this robot could actually feel it would k*** itself from second-hand embarrassment ALSO: We look at the positive effects of the California fast food minimum wage and the conservatives who refuse to believe the data. Wages are up and prices are flat… but at what cost? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

TODAY: We examine the new bipartisan Democratic party and express our gratitude for Kamala Harris' Republican-filled advisory group AND: A german Opera that's so feminist it has dudes admitting to being nazis on Facebook Finally: a certain Governor gets too nasty with it, leaving people to wonder if she was evoking catholicism. Music: Machinegirl - Athoth a Go! Go! Concrete Winds - Chromium Jaws Leon Thomas - MUTT Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week  

TODAY: Alex is joined by Jacob Morrison of the excellent Valley Labor Report to discuss the recent Longshoremen strike, their tentative agreement after winning higher wages, and the continued fight for the future of their jobs. Was the strike a nefarious pro-Trump worker action meant to make the Democrats look bad? Is the based right wing going to last a nanosecond before demanding union workers be fired? Will these overpaid, lazy workers ever stop being unfairly exploited by their wealthy union leaders? All this and more on today's episode Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get a bonus episode every week